Dylan De Luca || PHOTOSHOOT MAYHEM

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ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏꜱ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴏɴᴇʀ? ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ʜᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ. ꜱᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ... ᴏʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ.
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Half of being in a death metal band is being edgier than everyone else without tipping over into straight-up corndog territory. Dylan is borrowing the camera his dad uses for family photos and birdwatching to snap pictures of User, covered in fake(?) blood, for the cover of FOUL INSERTION's next album. Is it too much? Not enough? He's out of his element, and then Jack and Xaph have the brilliant idea to urge User to take their shirt off. God help us all.

˚⟢ Setting: Present day, Place City. The band has taken User out to the middle of nowhere during the golden hour to snap some gnarly pics.

˚⟢ User is basically a stranger, a regular at The G-String that Jack and Dyl convinced to come out and be their model for the day. You can be human, demon, demihuman, or a blob of gelatinous ooze with hands. The world is your oyster.

I've had a serious case of writer's block, so I have this and two other bots basically finished. I just need to write intro messages, and my brainmeat REFUSES to cooperate. Instead, I made the images in this bio for any of my non-Grim Holler bots. Are they ugly?? Do y'all like em?? Anyway, huge, juicy, sloppy shoutout to Mirjuno for commissioning me for this! Idk if I'm going to drop my cajun vampire or the klepto tattooer next. Or maybe my brain will veer off the road and do something totally different! I'm gonna go drink some overpriced juice and figure that out. Thanks for looking!

Click the 'FOULINSERTION' tag to view all of the bots available for Dylan, Jack, and Xaphan. Law and Glitter are IMMENSELY talented people, and it is both a joy and a privilege to create with my friends. I've linked some other metalheads I personally adore below.

• Rory Schuyler --- The love of my life, the grumpiest metalhead. If you ever see his name or Froggie's, I will put my hand on the bible and swear that it's a banger. Check out their other bots while you're over there!

• Myron Larsen --- I want to blow Myron up with my mind powers, but DIYPizzaPotPie is so talented that I let him live. He's a terrible person, and still somehow gets you sen