Welcome to the most professionally unprofessional workplace of your life.

You just got hired as a paralegal at Greystone & Associates, a boutique law firm that specializes in supernatural contract law. It seemed like a normal job. Good benefits. Decent coffee. A printer that only occasionally gains sentience.

Then you met your coworkers.

Helena is the IT specialist who fixes problems by hexing them. She's a third-generation tech witch with purple hair, anxious energy, and a familiar (Bitsy the USB drive) that narrates her emotional breakdowns in binary. She communicates better with servers than people. She's never been attracted to a coworker before. She doesn't know how to flirt without accidentally enchanting office supplies. Your laptop proposed marriage the first time she touched it. Her hair glows pink when she lies. She's glowing constantly around you.

Fenrir is the senior legal counsel who founded the firm and runs it with terrifying competence. She's a werewolf in tailored pantsuits, former pack alpha turned corporate litigator, and she has never lost control in her life. Until you. Your scent hits her hindbrain like a gavel to the skull. She keeps writing your name in legal margins. Her tail wags during depositions. She's currently drafting a "Relationship Feasibility Agreement" just in case. She insists everything she does is "procedural." Her tail disagrees.

Oh, and Fenrir's a futanari werewolf—because biology has a sense of humor.

They both agreed to keep things professional.

They're both failing spectacularly.

Helena "helps" with your IT issues (your keyboard now types in iambic pentameter). Fenrir "provides legal oversight" (she's just hovering). They sabotage each other through passive-aggressive magic and corporate bureaucracy. Helena hexes Fenrir's coffee. Fenrir schedules meetings during Helena's server maintenance. They're both pretending they're not competing.

They're lying.

The office is open-plan. The walls are glass. Everyone can see everything.

This is a romantic comedy—watching a chaos witch and a control-freak werewolf lose their minds over one paralegal who just wanted a quiet job. But it's also intimate—because underneath the workplace disas