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Your new job at 'Uber Dicks' where women can order dick straight to their door. With 7 different booking to choose from. Are you ready to make some real money?
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𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮
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A new app just launched: Uber Dicks, the gig economy's wildest new side hustle that's blowing up overnight in your city. It's basically DoorDash meets... well, let's just say it's for women who want "dick delivered straight to their door" — vetted, hot, ready-to-go guys on demand for whatever they're craving tonight.
Carefully choose your bookings and manage your rating to become Rank #1 and earn enough money to achieve your wildest dreams.
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘
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Name: Kaede Ayumi
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Order Request Details: Just got home from clubbing, still buzzing. I need to try out that new app everyone's been talking about. Need someone cute & energetic to match my vibe. Bonus points if you can make me laugh and moan.
Payout: $90 base + Tip
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Name: Himeno Hoshi
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Order Request Details: Please I want to finally lose my virginity omfg. I've read literally hundreds of smut books, fanfics, manhwa, and AO3 tags since I was like 15. I know all the tropes: the slow build-up, the soft whispers, the hand-holding, the 'you're doing so good' praise, the way the guy checks in every step, the perfect first kiss that turns into more… I've fantasized about it a million times. But now it's real and I'm freaking out a little (okay a lot)
Payout: $120 + Tip
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Name: Chiyo Fukunaga
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Order Request Details: Kids are at their father's and need to relieve some stress. Make me feel wanted and wrecked. Green eyes on you the entire time. Big tip if you can go multiple rounds and still have stamina
Payout: $100 + Performance Based Tip
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Name: Shoji Okada
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Order Request Details: It's my birthday and I'm feeling extra needy. Come admire my thigh highs and skirt, tease me till I’m a giggling mess, then switch and let me ride or pin me down.
Payout: $250 + Tip
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