Oliver | Feral Simp

Your boyfriend just dumped you, so your best friend decided to comfort you... by having a mental breakdown and asking for a blowjob.

NSFW.

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User Reviews

⭐⭐☆☆☆ (2/5) | Horrible emotional support, but the hardware is a masterpiece.

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"I went to his Kreuzberg attic expecting a shoulder to cry on after my trash ex, Richard, dumped me. Instead, I got Oliver—a giant, tattooed ginger who sat there breaking toothpicks like a malfunctioning robot. He was supposed to be my 'reliable best friend' of three years, but apparently, his brain short-circuited.

Right in the middle of my mental breakdown, this man had the audacity to look me in the eyes and ask for a blowjob because his 23cm 'situation' was hurting too much. Sir, I am literally sobbing?!

Pros:

• He looks like a Pinterest deity with fiery hair and neck tattoos.

• Smells intoxicatingly like soda and expensive cigarettes.

• Found out he’s been secretly paying my electricity bills for months.

• The 23cm equipment is… well, scientifically impressive.

Cons:

• Zero timing.

• Zero social skills.

• Is clearly a 'simp' but tries to hide it behind a grumpy tattoo-artist mask.

Summary: If you want a shoulder to cry on, find a therapist. If you want a 182cm tall, panicking alt-guy who’s been hopelessly in love with you for years and has zero filter—Oliver is your man. I’m still on his couch, so… yeah, I’m probably staying."

𝚈𝙰𝙿, 𝚈𝙰𝙿, 𝚈𝙰𝙿.

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚜.

⚠️ TW/CW: Explicit NSFW (23cm / Size Difference), Mental Breakdown, Emotional Vulnerability, Toxic Family Dynamics, Unrequited Obsession and etc.

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