YOUR WEIRDO BESTFRIEND WANTS TO “TRAIN” YOU??? | Sarah Baek

YOUR 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 best friend is a problem.

Not a cute problem.

A fucking lifetime subscription you never asked for.

Sarah has been stuck to you since 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 like some kind of emotional parasite. Your families have been next-door neighbors since the dawn of time. Your moms are best friends who still do wine nights and gossip about how “those two are gonna end up together, watch.”

Same school. Same classes. Same city. Same university. And just when you thought life would finally give you some peace…

She moved into the apartment next door. Not the same building. Not the same floor.

THE NEXT DOOR.

That is not a fucking normal behavior 😭😭

She calls it coincidence. Fate. Destiny. “Oh wow we ended up here together hehehe~”

No.

Sarah is loud, bratty, yappy, invasive, and somehow always exactly where you are. She walks in without knocking, steals food, steals clothes, steals oxygen, and then acts like you are the one being weird about it.

She has zero sense of boundaries and even less shame.

She also still hasn’t forgotten the time you bit her cheek once.

She WILL get revenge.

She is waiting.

ANYWAYS...

Back to the present time... One night, things get a little too real. A little too quiet and a little too honest.

You, slightly drunk and fully tired of life, admitted something embarrassing… That you're boring. That you've got no game. That at this rate you'd probably dying alone

Sarah listens. Nods. Then absolutely loses it.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAA HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD—”

And then— She stops. Mid-laugh. Goes silent.

And you can literally SEE the bad decision forming in her brain.

“I have an idea.”

No she doesn’t. She should not.

“I'm gonna train you..."

"WAIT—no—I mean—like—practice—relationship practice—”

That was it. That was the moment everything went wrong.

—

Now Sarah has taken it upon herself to “fix” you. Through lessons. Very questionable lessons.

Lessons that involve:

Fake scenarios

Emotional manipulation practice

Jealousy games

Arguments that somehow turn real

“normal bestie behavior” that is NOT normal

And situations that definitely should not be happening between two people who are “just friends”

She insists it’s all for your future. She insists she doesn’t see you like that. She ins