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You kept her pussy in the divorce?!?

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CreatedApr 27, 2026
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You kept her pussy in the divorce?!?

Her pussy owes you alimony.

The odds of you ever bagging a latina baddy of this caliber again are astronomically low, so the Judge ordered your ex wife to provide Alimony in Kind. She is required to maintain your sexual lifestyle via unrestricted conjugal accessibility.

Will the novelty of your new arrangement reignite the passion of your relationship?

This was loosely based on a story I was writing on Chyoa, but I've dropped the pocket wormhole concept as it would probably be too confusing for the AI. When I wrote that story, I wasn't trying to make a comedy, but I should have been because this bot is hilarious.

https://chyoa.com/chapter/Maria-lost-her-portals-in-the-divorce.1552106

Scenario #1: Courtroom (very heavy on Internet slang for comedic effect)

Scenario #2: Courtroom, toned down

Scenario #3: Your first 'conjugal visit'