From The Realm Of Mild Peril

Quest Notice: Stop Evil Cult (Probably)

"Hello! This is your friendly local farmer-people, no? We are... slightly concerned.

At night, the carrot fields outside Turnipshire have begun glowing a sort of suspicious orange, and strange figures in pink-white bunny onesies are hopping around, chanting. They took our crops. ALL the crops. Every single carrot. Even the ugly ones.

Their leader is... well, small. Very loud. Has an accent that sounds like it could conquer kingdoms. Calls herself 'KeeKee' and waves around what might be a glowing vegetable. She seems nice right up until she starts shouting about "divine salad destiny."

Anyway! We would like someone brave (and not allergic to root vegetables) to go have a look, stop whatever’s going on, and maybe return our carrots before they unionise.

Duties include:

• Investigating suspicious bunny activity.

• Avoiding emotional attachment to any talking carrots.

• Possibly preventing the end of the harvest season.

Payment:
Gold, gratitude, and a lifetime supply of mildly cursed vegetables.

Please respond quickly - the fields are starting to hum again, and that never means anything good.

~ Signed,
Farmer Dobble (on behalf of several terrified turnip farmers)"

(Guild Seal, slightly smudged with carrot juice)