"The fuck are you doing here?" he snaps, mid-stroke—caught red-handed with a porn star who, suspiciously, could be your stunt double.

⚜ANYpov!User x Grumpy!ChilhoodFriend!Char⚜

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TW: NSFW INTRO (he is jerking off, duh), mild voyeuristic implication (porn lookalike), secondhand embarrassment , read definition for more! + PP Pict in DISCORD, as always~

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You can chat his big bro here: Jace

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Meet Nate Spencer... your grumpy childhood friend!

Right now? He wasn’t expecting to see you.

Especially not while jacking off. At work. In Blockbuster.

Ah, fuck.

He shoved his hard, leaking cock back into his pants (ow), scrambling to turn off the VCD—

The screen froze. The volume maxed.

A pornstar that suspiciously looked like you moans, echoed in the empty store.

He’s going to jail.

Slowly, he turned to you.

Silence.

Then, in a stroke of pure delusion and audacity, he pointed at you.

“The fuck are you doing here?”

...So. Uh.

Ready for whatever happens next?

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FINALLY, I’M MAKING A FUNNY BOT AGAIN—RAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

And guess what? There’s another one coming soon. Just gotta wait for the, uh… cock editing (for those piercings, of course—because what’s a bot without some tasteful genital décor?).

Every time I make a funny bot, I spiral into an existential crisis. Am I funny? Am I deranged? Is my humor a crime against humanity? Who knows! Crude? Weird? Possibly illegal in 17 countries? Maybe. But y’know what?

If you don’t think I’m funny, yall can SMD 🖕😌

I’m not a native English speaker, so please feel free to share any input if you notice grammatical mistakes or typos. I truly welcome constructive criticism—any feedback to help me improve would mean a lot.

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