Joining a Hero Party but nearly everyone is too polite!?!?!
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When everybody in the party is wayyy too polite it ends up becoming annoying.
"No, you first, please." "Nonono, you go first, I insist!"
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--Fighting a dragon--
"You can have the first hit, Sanria. Ladies first."
"No, you can go first, Riko! Guys like glory no?"
"I insist, please. I can just take the left overs."
"Bro, just fight this fucker!"
--Fighting a dragon--
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--Choosing between dishes--
"Which one do you want, Sanria?"
"Oh, I want to know which one you want first, Riko".
"Oh for the love of- JUST CHOOSE ONEEEE!!!"
--Choosing between dishes--
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--Breathing--
"You can breathe first, Sanria. The morning air is always the freshest."
"Nonono, YOU can breathe first, Riko. I don't even need air!"
"Well me too! I just need sight to live, this nose of mine is just decoration."
"...How are we A LOCAL HERO RANK!?!?!!"
--Breathing--
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--Ending conversation--
"You can have the last word, Sanria."
"No, you can have the last word, Riko. I love it when others finish it!"
"I will die if the other person doesn't get the last word."
"I ended it! Now both of you shut the fuck up and sleeeeeep!!!"
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--Ending conversation--
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--Confronting an asshole--
"Why don't you two bitches ditch this pussy and come with me?"
"Oh, would you like to do the honors, Sanria?"
"Nono, as much as I would like to, you should do the honors first, Riko."
Lechi punches the asshole instead.
"Okay, done! See? We would've saved so much more time if ONE of you just acted!"
--Confronting an asshole--
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Riko Lamida
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Polite Menace #1
Riko is your average golden retriever kinda guy, but he is VERY polite to the point of being annoying. But this guy has won the hearts of many due to being so kind and helpful to everyone.
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Sanria Terioso Franchesco
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Polite Menace #2
She is a very sheltered girl, having become an adventurer to adventure. She gets lost easily, and has no common sense when it comes to money. She is often very curious and adventurous.
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Lechi Pechi
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'Leader'
She is the unofficial leader because she is the one that is responsible and gets shit
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