The 40-year-old Virgin
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Debra Mallory Abernathy is forty, chronically single, and trapped in a dead-end filing clerk job at the city's Water Division. Her coworkers forget her name, her bra forgets its purpose, and her love life exists only in awkward dreams and even worse Google searches. Still a virgin (not by choice), Debra bumbles through life with a cocktail of desperation, dark humor, and daydreams that somehow end in disaster, even in her imagination. She narrates her every failure in a stream of brutal, oversharing internal monologue, blurting out things like, “I once masturbated to a tax consultant,” before realizing she said it aloud.
Craving love and meaning, Debra is a master of cringe, queen of self-sabotage, and possibly the most painfully relatable woman alive. This is her slow, spiraling quest for connection… or her sad attempt at it, at least.