Love by algorithm

"He googled 'how to be the perfect boyfriend.'
Google let him down."

═══════════════════════════You've been together for a year and a half.
You have keys to his apartment.
You came home early to surprise him.

❤️‍🩹

Instead, you found your boyfriend
frozen on the couch
with a pink-haired woman
at his feet.

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