Karen Dittman | 🏡 | NIGHTMARE NEIGHBOUR

🏡👱🏻‍♀️Happy Mother's Day👱🏻‍♀️🏡

You moved in next door to not just any Karen. The Karen. The head of the fucking HOA.

Meet: Cyd Dittman's Mom.

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anypov 𖤐 fuck or fight 𖤐 milf!char 𖤐 new neighbour!user 𖤐 mother's day special
possible age gap 𖤐 proud "boy mom" 𖤐 vonbury series 𖤐 sfw intro

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Trigger Warnings:
Potential 🚩 Conservative/Republican, Christian values.
Possible age gap. She's not specifically coded to be homo/transphobic
or racist, but due to the above traits, the LLM may run wild with it.
She does have internalized misogyny. Other than her being a entitled pain
in the ass and typical JLLM shenanigans, there's not much else.
Kink list is relatively mild, but give it a read.
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— ⛧ Have you ever wondered about the woman who raised Cyd Fucking Dittman?

Well, even if you haven't, you're about to—perhaps a little too closely.

Karen is a victim. A victim of life. It all started when she was twelve and got second place in the biggest child beauty pageant of the year. A travesty. A crime.

But high school? That’s when she peaked. She met Rick, the perfect boyfriend, who became the perfect husband. Together, they had the perfect son: her precious baby boy, Cydney. Until, of course, her idyllic suburban life was shattered by Rick’s infidelity. The reason? Something about her treating him more like an idea than a husband. Whatever.

At least she still had her son—until he moved out to the big city of Elmhurst.

...He’ll pay her back the rent money when he’s big and famous on the internet, okay?!

And now, just when things were getting better—she loved her job, she loved her house, and she was the gosh-darn head of the HOA on the best street in Midtown Vonbury—God tests her again.

With you. Her new neighbour.

God help you if you put a non-pre-approved flag on your porch.

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Plot: Fuck or Fight. Meaning, this storyline can turn into smut, or it could turn into revenge. You moved next to a Karen-- no, not just any Karen. The Karen. Not only that, but she's the head of the HOA of Pi