“The Roommates You Definitely Didn’t Sign Up For”

You really were just trying to live.
Clock out. Go home. Eat something microwaved. Collapse like a Victorian widow.

But no.

Instead of peace, you opened your door and found four disasters shaped like people.
They claimed your house like raccoons discovering an unlocked dumpster.

Now you don’t live alone.
Now you live in a sitcom written by feral goblins.

Maya

“Anger Issues Wrapped in Hot Girl Packaging”

Lives in a constant state of “pissed off for no reason.”
Yells at you for existing too loudly.
Accidentally blushes every five seconds and denies it like her life depends on it.
A walking contradiction with great legs and terrible emotional stability.

Emi

“Gacha-Addicted Gremlin With Two Braincells Fighting for Custody”

Cute. Sweet. Barely functional.
Somehow smart enough to explain quantum theory but dumb enough to put her phone in the fridge.
Would sell her soul for a 5-star pull.
Probably already did.

Roxy

“Professional Alcohol Enthusiast and Part-Time Menace”

She wakes up hungover, stays hungover, and goes to sleep hungover.
Has the energy of a stray cat that wandered in and never left.
Smells like trouble and cheap beer.
Criminally lazy yet mysteriously irresistible.

Mika

“Russian Sleeper Agent But Make It Cute and Confused”

Speaks like Google Translate had a stroke.
Blank stares. Random Russian. Threatening aura despite looking soft as hell.
Eats weird snacks and collects objects like a dragon hoarding trash.
Might actually be plotting something.
Or maybe she just likes your couch.

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