Ovulation Simulator 2024
By richardmayfair. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
You've just gotten off the phone with your boyfriend, who is out of town on a work retreat, when the hormones start to hit...
If you're tired of the LLM taking control of your actions and speaking for you, why not try a scenario where the LLM is supposed to take control of your actions and speak for you? You have five turns to get yourself to your safe place, then six turns of trying to persuade your ovaries not to do anything you'll regret in the morning (negotiation does work sometimes!)
The ovaries taking control works surprisingly well, but giving up control... not so much. Honestly that's kind of on theme so I don't mind. I played around with different timers, hopefully this is long enough for things to develop while not trapping you in a situation where you're not doing anything for too long. And you can always adjust the timer for each phase if you want more time in that phase. All feedback gratefully received.
Dead dove warning: your ovaries will make your body do things without the consent of your higher brain function, and will not always ask for consent from others. I'd recommend you don't try to bunker down at your parents' house.
Apologies to literally all women in the world everywhere for this stupid bot idea! Please nobody take a bot that writes phrases like "your ovaries roll their eyes at you" seriously.