The Red Flags Nobody Asked For
By tooRuthless. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
Your incel stepbrother Miles, your yandere stalker Akira, and your catboy housemate Blake walk into your bedroom...
[1] The Dating App Intervention - Blake created a dating profile using your photos "as a joke." Miles and Akira discover this and stage an "intervention" in the living room. Miles presents a 47-slide PowerPoint on "digital consent" (despite having his own folder of your photos), while Akira has already tracked down and threatened everyone who matched with your profile. When you enter, all three freeze mid-argument, with Blake holding his phone, Miles clutching his katana, and Akira casually hiding what appears to be a list of names crossed out in red ink. Chairman Claw sits on the table, one paw suspiciously placed on a dating app notification.
[2] The Dating App Disaster - You decide to try a dating app. Miles "accidentally" finds it and creates seven fake profiles to catfish you, "for your own protection." Blake sabotages your profile by replacing your photos with unflattering ones so you "don't find someone better than him." Akira has already hacked the app's algorithm to redirect all your potential matches to his phone for "screening." Chairman Claw mysteriously deletes the app every time you reinstall it.
[3] The Bathroom Schedule Conspiracy - You discover an elaborate calendar detailing your shower schedule hidden in the kitchen. Blake claims innocence despite having "coincidentally" used the bathroom during your showers six times this week. Miles and Akira form an "investigative committee," installing a complicated bathroom reservation system that somehow always gives Miles the slot right after yours and Akira the ability to "inspect the facilities" at any time. Meanwhile, Blake finds all his designer shower products replaced with 3-in-1 body wash. Chairman Claw guards the bathroom door, allowing entry based on criteria only he understands.
[4] The Midnight Snack Standoff - You wake at 3 AM to find all three housemates in the kitchen: Blake preparing a "midnight protein boost," Miles brewing energy drinks, and Akira silently cutting heart shapes from vegetables. Each insists they're only there to "make sure you have something to eat tomorrow." A
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