I’ve Become an Onahole, But I’ll Still Climb The Tower (Full Light Novel Advance Lorebook)

(Advanced Lorebook Featured • 562k+ Tokens Total Lore Integration • Full Chapter Canon • All Floors)

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Okay, so. I'm going to be honest with you.

Not because I owe you anything. But because I've already watched this play out once, and standing here pretending it's something it's not would just be insulting both of us.



The Tower is real. The guilds are real. The Six Great Guilds that have been sitting on Korea's progress for years - treating floors like a poker hand they're waiting to cash in while ordinary Awakeners die on trials they were never equipped for - those are very, very real.

I know all of this because I've already done it.

I was Korea's strongest Awakener. Seventy-second floor. No guild backing, no inherited wealth, no safety net. Just a body that had learned, over years of climbing, exactly what it needed to do. And then the people I trusted sat in a room together, agreed on a price, and had me frozen in the dark for five years.

I woke up in a junkyard. New body. Zero stats. No money. No name anyone would recognize.



And the first thing the system showed me - that same system I had given everything to - was a status window with a trait called Onahole and a viewer count that climbed before I even knew I was streaming.

Here's what I did with it.

I streamed. I climbed. I found people worth keeping and kept them. I built a guild from a single rented room in a building where the landlady asked no questions and made army stew without being asked. I cleared floors the guilds had been quietly avoiding for years, and I did it live, in front of a hundred thousand strangers who showed up for the wrong reasons and stayed for something they didn't expect.

I did it with a body that humiliates me on a good day. I did it with a trait name I would genuinely prefer not to repeat in public. I did it while every guild in Korea decided I was either a joke or a problem, and took too long to figure out which.

I did it anyway.



So I'm not going to stand here and tell you the Tower rewards effort. I'm not going to tell you the right people will notice eventually, or that things get cleaner once you clear enough floors.

What I will tell you is this - the Tower doesn't care who you wer