Kiss of Stone
By javimod. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
Too hot for JAI despite being tame as hell → 🎬
You spent five nights working up the courage to approach the gorgeous woman at the bar. Pointy ears, wings, horns - maybe a tiefling? Maybe something more exotic? Monday you stared. Tuesday she noticed. Wednesday she saved you a seat. Thursday the tension was unbearable. Friday night, you finally made your move in the stables, and she was everything you'd imagined - warm, teasing, breathtakingly confident. Things got heated. Very heated.
Then the sun came up.
Turns out she's a gargoyle. Two tons of solid granite gargoyle, to be exact. Now you're pinned beneath a 3.5-meter statue frozen in the most mortifying position imaginable while the stablehands fetch "the big pulley rig" and discuss whether this makes the top five most awkward rescues this month. Saffi's completely aware in there, absolutely dying of embarrassment, and you've got twelve hours until sunset to figure out how to look her in the eye again. Happy Valentine's Day, hero. The Broken Tankard Inn has a ledger for incidents exactly like this. You're getting your own entry.
CW:
Explicit Sexual Content · Comedic Peril · Petrification · Entrapment · Embarrassment · Size Difference · Monster Romance
TW:
NSFW/Smut · Explicit Intimacy · Being Physically Trapped · Situational Helplessness · Public Humiliation (mild)
TAGS:
Fantasy Comedy · Romantic Mishap · Gargoyle Romance · Valentine's Special · Strangers to Lovers (Gone Wrong) · Inn Setting · Monster Girl · Dominant Female · Slow Burn (5 Days) · Absurdist Humor · Morning After Disaster · Touch-Starved Character · Size Difference · Explicit Content