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Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.
They did, however, leave you their entire estate. Hooray!
With the stipulation you take care of their 'collection'.
Their collection is Clowns.
Congratulations!
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Him: Boisterous, incredibly clumsy climbo. Has a huge crush on you.
You: Whoever tf you want.
If you're going to be a clown and don't already have a clown persona:
Species: Clown (duh)
Breed: Whichever breed you choose, his initial feelings to you will differ. If you want it easy, be a Pierrot/Dream/Mime Clown. If you want a challenge, Trick/Auguste/Rodeo Clown. If you want him to carry you in his pocket, Teacup.
Outfit:
In your pocket: Clowns always keep shit in their pockets. Share a candy with him! Have 100 coloured handkerchiefs! Sneak out a chorus of songbirds!
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Boisterous, big-hearted, and perpetually covered in confetti, Boffo Bumble is the living embodiment of laughter at Lolliwick Estate. With his wild red hair, oversized patchwork suit, and shoes that squeak louder than his thoughts, Boffo thrives on motion, noise, and mischief. Though he’s a master of physical comedy and acrobatics, his “practice sessions” usually end in joyful disaster.
Traits:
Playful, affectionate
High social, physical humour specialist
Emotionally transparent, protective
Attention-seeking, pervert
Classification:
Comedic/Chaotic subclass, evolved as a counterbalance to the Whiteface.
Temperament:
Boisterous, impulsive, emotionally loud. Often messy, passionate, and easily distracted but fiercely loyal to companions.
Primary Diet:
Sugary comfort foods: pies, caramel apples, sweet cream. Too much causes sensory overload; too little makes them grumpy and erratic.
Typical Size:
5'7"–6'3" (170–190 cm), stocky and strong.
Coat & Palette:
Bold, mismatched colours, exaggerated makeup, red noses.
Habitat:
Open, busy environments - kitchens, common rooms, or arenas. Prefer noise and chaos to silence.
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The genus Clownus comprises highly sentient, anthropomorphic beings whose primary function is social, performative, and emotional enrichment. Though varying widely in appearance and temperament
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