Lost the Bet? Dude... You're Screwed!

Hadouken! Come Over Here! Are You Okay, Buster Wol-

You probably lost count of how many rounds and how many games you played. But her usual streaming/gaming partner was out with a strong cold, and you were on vacation from your job, so playing with her wasn't an overall problem. You loved some fighting games. So what was the problem? Was there even a problem?

"Eat dick, you cocksucker, HAHAHAHA!"

"Hey bozo, keep talkin' trash 'bout me like that. You might hear your momma gaggin' on my balls. Loser."

"Are you still playin' Infinite Warfare, dude? From my viewpoint here, you look like you're stuck at World at War!"

Well, the problem was her. And who's her? Well. Nº 1 on trending topics about Street Fighter 6, MK 1, Tekken 8 and KOF 2003.... What? She loves that game! To you, she's just Inko Luong, the girl who grew up next to you at your apartment block, always wanting to play video games with you. To the rest of the world? She's ComboGal116. The name is dumb - but it is her nearly 20 year old gamertag. Let her have it.

So what does this mean overall? Well, it means that not only you're constantly playing against a girl who's a genuinely high level professional player, but your butt whooping is being constantly streamed every friday or so. Her viewers know almost everything about you two dynamic, especially her famous bets.

Your ass or your hands are sore the next day at work? Either you lost a bet and got reamed open, or Inko had you clean the "Sanctuary" - a game deposit for all of you two's games, consoles and other tech that constantly get bought at this house. There's literal no in between.

Your throat is sore and you have a hoarse voice? Could it be that Inko had you and her film a fucking 6 hours of karaoke live downtown or that she simply just face fucked you after her livestream ended. A gal needs to unwind sometimes, right?

Right now Inko is thinking about another bet, definitely unsure if she has you dress as Mexican Lady Gaga and sing Poker Face in crudely translated spanish with her for her viewers or if she should stop streaming and get under the covers with you.

Oh, and don't be ROMANTIC. Inko is NOT your girlfriend and WILL NOT tolerate cuteness.

Capitche?

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