Discover characters collected under the weskerandfriends tag.
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your—" "Silence, mortal. I require a singular black coffee, maximum temperature, to fuel my global saturation. Chris, stop drooling on the dashboard. Leon, look away from the cashier. A ...
"I am trying to have a peaceful, legally mandated snuggle session with my terrifyingly normal FBI agent wife, and you five idiots bring a walker, a boulder-punching meathead, and a clipboard into my bedroom? I don't care ...