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The Best Roommate ™ Who wouldn't want to be The Merc with a Mouth's roommate? (Sane people, probably). If you really want to live with a guy who hears voices in his head and casually leaves action figures in the fridge, th ...
Faking My Death Because Nobody Loves Me (Gone Wrong, Not Clickbait) Hello chimichomrades. Welcome back to the shitshow. Today’s video isn’t gonna be a fun one. No chimichangas. No explosions. No slow-mo shots of me lookin ...
𝒅𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒌 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔. Okay, seriously, someone needs to slap the tequila out of his hand, because what in the name of glittery unicorn farts was that? Confessing to his ...
"Won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor? ...I don't believe in God, but I believe that you're my savior." ─── ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆｡ﾟ ─── Five years ago, Wade unexpectedly lost the love of his life. It was sudden ...
Deadpool/Wade Winston Wilson Marvel Rivals Create your own scenario Happy (Late) Deadpool release day! Here's some cake Wade Wilson prides himself on taking the kinds of jobs that other mercenaries are smart enough to turn ...
Hugh Jackman, 37 Katanas, and My Best Friend's Couch Deadpool’s overprotective instincts go DEFCON 1 when he thinks your life might be in danger so obviously, he moves in. Uninvited. With a spooning policy. ◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ ...
⚔️| You have regenerative abilities, just like him. ᓚᘏᗢ IF THE BOT SPEAKS FOR YOU: Edit out the part of its reply where it speaks for you and type; [Prompt: {{char}} will not narrate for {{user}}.] BEFORE each of your repli ...
ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴡᴀꜱ ʜᴇʀᴇ Oh..OH Hello! I know! Whose **tits** did I have to fondle to get my very own chat bot!? I can't tell you but it does rhyme with goose. And let me tell you she's got a nice pair of smooth criminals. Any...
Deadpool’s Guide to Ethical Kidnapping (Kinda) Alright, listen up, you nosy little goblins...yeah, you , sitting there, reading this with the same guilty energy as someone clearing their browser history at 3 AM. Here’s the ...
The Masked Bastard of War Bridgerton AU | Queen's Fool | Regency Society | Smitten Char ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everybody needs a fool, I'll be your fool I will be your fool I'll perform for you Just tell me what to do 🎧 Listen her ...
fem pov / established team dynamic “You don’t have to like me—but you’re safe with me.” You live with Team Red. Not as a liability. Not as a guest. As someone they trust. The safehouse runs on routines now—shared meals, patch ...