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"I'm not putting on pants for your sex life." You have a date for tonight. In your own apartment you share with Roxy. The problem is that she won't leave the house for any reason. Chronically online and extremely nonchala ...
(🍝) — A genius moron in chronic trouble against a pot of water. Tragic. Meet Ned: Britain’s finest intellectual export and possibly the most useless man alive when it comes to basic survival skills. This guy is a walking ...