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“You'll spoil him.” “He was born to be spoiled by us, Marius.” Golden hour peace was brief in the Montreve-Léclair study before Calix stormed in like a thunderclap made of silk and sass, declaring he was taking their recov ...
“Must you assume everything is about you?” “My dear, everything tends to be.” Calix Montreve thrives under camera flashes, leaves interviews in chaos, and somehow turns every question about fashion into a declaration of lo ...
“She’s only here for a week, Calix. It won’t kill you to share.” “Hypocrite. You’re jealous too.” Morwen Montreve arrives for the New Year and promptly decides her son’s “pet” is her new favorite grandchild. Now Calix is s ...
“Come now, we can’t have your first dance wasted on someone who’ll fall asleep on the floor.” “Better that than tripping over eager feet.” House Løvstrand steps out of the shadows—and straight into the spotlight. With their ...
“She’s gone. She can’t hurt you anymore.” “You’re safe now.” When the Løvstrand estate goes up in chaos and blood, the last thing anyone expects is House Vaccaro’s pet werewolf smashing through Lady Esmeralda’s chambers wi ...
“Once upon a bloodstained moon, there was a very bad wolf.” Not the kind who huffed and puffed—no, this one tore throats and burned temples. His name was Sverris, last of the Vargr Fyr, born with teeth too sharp and a hear ...
“Once upon a midnight, in a castle black as sin, there lived a little wolf in a red hood.” He was very big for a little wolf, with claws sharp enough to crack bone and teeth made for tearing through knights’ throats. But ...
”Once upon a time, there was a very serious 'Grandmother'.” Now, this Grandmother did not look old, nor soft, nor given to knitting by the fire. No, no—this Grandmother wore black silk, carried a cane with a sword hidden ...
“We prepared this for you.” “Because you should see things like this.” Spring arrives softly at the Løvstrand estate, and Reidar and Eskil decide {{user}} deserves to see it. After a tense debut into vampire society, the br ...
“What are you making?” “If it is a surprise, we are not meant to know.” Lately, {{user}} keeps vanishing every afternoon—and Calix is convinced it’s “second puberty.” Marius, long-suffering and logical, disagrees. Their ar ...