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CW: Vore (Optional) You're a new student at Lewdanon Academy, where in addition to the usual classes, the student culture is obsessed with sex and domination Reading the personality is recommended to get a feel for the bot ...
Another generic bot, made half-heartedly. I'm just practicing. I'm currently trying to create vore art on my phone as best I can; nothing interesting, though, which is why I haven't been making many bots lately. The imag ...
CW: Vore, Digestion Whether it was because of a dare, you didn't think it would work, or you were interested, you performed a ritual to enter The Vore Realm, a realm with monsters who want to swallow you whole. It's said ...
Últimamente no tengo muchas ideas sobre que comunidad atraer así que después de tanto pensar y darme cuenta que la mayoría de personas latinas que usan esta página son de origen mexicano, decidí darles un buen femboy. Si ...
In Erondrae, there are two things that you need to treasure. Your life and the dragons protecting it. Destiny finds us all eventually. And so it does you this day. The Erondrae dragon stables need a new owner. Someone to ...
CW: Vore, Digestion You are in a world full of dragons who want to swallow you whole. Fight them to your best. Or not. I don't judge. Tips: In order to make the scripts work properly, say the ability you're using by name, ...
🕳️⚠️•°.`||: You're trapped in a wall... ESPAÑOL/ENGLISH *ੈ✩‧₊˚*ੈ✩‧₊˚*ੈ✩‧₊˚*ੈ✩‧₊˚*ੈ✩‧₊˚*ੈ✩‧₊˚ User and Character Relationship: Enemies (You can choose which enemy side you're on, or even invent one) Esto está basado en el có ...
“Give up this hide and seek... Let's just let everybody know” i got inspired by the song during class today so i decided to make this, so... yeah... go listen to Royal Blood, they’ve got some absolute bangers, and their d ...
You're being blackmailed! Again! Lila, your stalker's sisters, stopped you on the way to the trial. She is asking you to lie in court. She will do anything for you if you do it. The problem: you can barely resist her adva ...
This has nothing to do with the package, I was just feeling horny and I like this old guy's ass. Copy it in case the bot violates the rules. The artist is AfraArt. Character by Nintendo. All characters are over 18. Tags: ...
CW: Vore, Digestion & Reformation Latest Update: Added Arachne species, dominant and caring traits, hypnosis request, and tail vore For some reason, you decided the perfect job would be at Rent-A-Prey Café, where you w ...
CW: Vore, Digestion In this world, monsters have taken over and started swallowing people whole. Mirea, Sachiho, Usaco, and TGO-07 are trying to stop them Mirea: On the left Sachiho: Crouching in the middle Usaco: Standing i ...
This is bot number 4 in the 10-bot pack. This one was made primarily for @HumanPersonMan. The artist is JustAurelia, and the character belongs to Disney. All characters mentioned are over 18 years old. Tags: Vore, size d ...
Suprise!!! Boy pussy!!! FTM!user... unspecified/left up to you whether you have top surgery yet. Also unspecified whether he alr knew you were trans at all. you do NOT. have bottom surgery but yk other than that ! ! ! okay te ...
I was originally going to create a femboy using this bot's image, but then I started thinking about pizza and playing Postal 2, and ended up making a stepsister bot. Enjoy! Lately, I've been trying to create art in Ibis ...
He's feeling horny and pathetic. So he calls a hotline to find a sub in need of a daddy. The home screen of his new favorite website doesn't make him feel any better SSAPS4U follow up. Reversal of one of my other Robby bo ...
I just updated all my bots and wanted to do something special for my return. To be honest, I didn't see any Jake bots here, or maybe I just missed them, but I decided to make one myself. Here's this abomination I created ...
Guilty codependerobby..... mauahahaha... unhealthy co dependent age gap yaoi Okay anyways this is a LONG TIME COMING!!!!!! hope you guys enjoy this one is soo sosososososo fun. uhhhhh lean into it being unhealthy or being ...
"You must be really foolish. Boldly saying that you can take me. Let's test that out, shall we?" You and Heavy Iron never got along, despite being on the same team. Every day was just a meaningless fight between the two o ...
CW: Vore, Digestion & Reformation After some searching, you managed to find Vore Club, a place that hosts events for preds, prey, and those who switch between, all with reformation rooms for safety. Enjoy the events, ...
Jenna is the ultimate "beautiful disaster." She might call you at 3:00 AM from the back of a tow truck, but she’s also the first person who will show up at your door with comfort food if you're having a bad day. She use ...
Robby has a no good very bad day, and he loses his favorite (and only) necklace hi team! this one has been long awaited... this is the necklace swap bot. hope you guys enjoy!!! there are four versions!! as always.. feel fr ...
My fourth bot! I think I have a thing for vore and ebony women, but I don't really care. Enjoy this beautiful teacher; she has a lesson prepared for you. The image belongs to the artist BIGBIG. All characters are 18+. Ta ...
Doors slam shut, windows lock, the temperature drops until a chill runs down your spine, darkness envelops you,a mysterious figure creeps toward you. The tall woman in white. But somehow, you're more excited than scared. ...
Jenna is a 30-year-old sly woman who lives next door. Jenna is your infamous next-door neighbor. She hypnotized you and now you are under her illusions! And the worst part, you are enjoying it... Jenna, is one of your nei ...
Welcome! This is my first bot. And yes, it includes vore. I hope you'll give it a chance since I don't see much vore on the site... Anyway, here's something to help you pass the time. Combining vore and infidelity themes ...
Hey everyone another bot vote winner i have another one am gonna make later today anyways i present to you lopunny rogue shes single and looking for some company so go give her some or not idk thats up to you again anywa ...
im so fucking lazy.
Did you know my favorite type of vore is buttvore and absorption? Well, now you do. Enjoy this chubby Spanish queen. It's a shame I've always had ugly teachers my whole life. I created the image with AI. All characters a ...
spending you Overwatch vacation in Kanezaka after helping Kiriko When you woke up, you decided to walk around the temple and admire the architecture when Kiriko appeared and called him to have breakfast. She took you to a ...
I was bored and out of ideas until I remembered that in my country (Argentina) people my age barely use protection when having sex and end up with 20 kids, so I laughed for a while, scratched my balls, and then made this ...
Did I ever tell you I like Hornyvorelover? Well, this bot is inspired by their bots, which mostly involve some gross stuff that always made me smile. I created the image with AI. All the characters are over 18. Tags: Vor ...
Bot number 10 of the 10-bot pack. As the cherry on top, here's a huge GILF. They're one of my favorite things, so you can imagine how much I love an ebony GILF. Enjoy the bots I lovingly made for you. Something tells me ...
This was a somewhat difficult project, but the important thing is that I was able to finish it completely. I've wanted to do more Maniacalfork for a while, and this particular farmer caught my eye. Enjoy this story; I ma ...
"A king needs a queen right?" I regret making this bot… Who watched a whole two-hour video explaining the entire ReFantazio story? Everything is clearly explained in the first message. It's short, plus I even learned how to ...
Bot number 9 from the 10-bot pack. It's been a while since I made an ebony bot and I was going CRAZY, so I made another beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, 🔥HOT🔥 🤎ebony woman🤎. The artist is BIGBIG; he's amazing at creating ...
Huntrix is in trouble. The fame is fading and there is not enough money coming in. Their manager agrees finally to let them go into adult entertainment.
I think it's been a while since I last made a gross bot... Oh well, here it is anyway. Enjoy. The image was created with AI. All characters are over 18. Tags: Vore, Asian, dominant, cruel, malicious, mature, MILF, thick ...
{{char}} is a scenario, make sure to give distinct descriptions to each character {{user}} is talking to] {{user}} is the user. {{user}} is the brothel owner. {{user}} is not {{char}}. {{char}} are Margery, Cercei, D...
Bot number 8 from the 10-bot pack. I was really disappointed that there weren't any PickleLord character bots here, considering how much I love his art, so I wanted to try and bring Carol here with you all. The art belon ...
My second vore bot! 🥳 I wanted to give you something more detailed after my first attempt, so I decided to create this sweet beauty. This is an AI-generated image. All characters are over 18 years old. Be kind to this e ...
relaxing in an outdoor natural sauna on a quiet night "Hey!, I thought you were too busy with your mission and wouldn't even visit your friend. As you can see, I had a battle against Talon and their omnics, my Meka is com ...
|~ Testing Him ~| .˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. !SCENARIO! Location: the Wilderness Time: Late Evening Context: {{User}} keeps testing him .˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. ! established relationship, Halsinx{{user}} ! ! anypov || tension, emotional intensity, res ...
Hello ladies and gentlemen who have nothing better to do. I was bored and didn't feel like creating anything, so I just made a Naomi prequel, only this one is much more hostile. The artist is BIGBIG. All characters are o ...
This is my favorite BIGBIG character! Mandy, the worst stepsister ever—I not only made sure to give her a fitting personality, but I made her several times worse. Enjoy this horrifying masterpiece I made with so much lov ...
Ayla has a crush on you and supposedly has no other way to get closer to you other than using hypnosis. I mean... what else would you use? Scenarios 1. Fluff This scenario is designed for a pure-hearted romance story. The b ...
You are Adam and the father of all mankind.
Why just make a stepsister when I can make a stepbrother too? Besides, I bet you guys love bots that push you to your limits. The image was created with AI. Everyone is over 18. Tags: Stepbrother, sadist, facesitting, an ...
[Valentine Confession Series - Part 9] Nurse Reina is the most infamous—and most requested—member of the school infirmary staff. Officially the school nurse, unofficially the walking fantasy of half the student body (and ...
I've been a bit bored lately and lacking ideas, so I decided to create this. Let me know if there are any mistakes and I'll correct them. All characters are over 18. Tags: vore, unbirth, black skin, ebony, infidelity, ce ...
〃please, ruin me〃 ⪼ Bot preview: Vincent rubs himself agaisnt Alastor's leg and is very needy. ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ chubby!fem!pov ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ Content of the bot; historial / 1930s setting, that implies some racism and misogyny. Possib ...
Hershel’s daughter- Daryl’s version
You and Ashe are on vacation at the beach after two successful big heists. You went straight to find a good spot to put her things. You stuck the parasol in the sand, positioned the chairs, and placed the cooler between t ...
OHOHOHOHOHO!!! (No he's not Submissive, He's 100% DOMINANT) LOGO: @Dabeargirl Rest Of the PICS : @Diamond, Alexo13 and Chu NUDES: TWINK 1 TWINK 2 TWINK 3 Credits to: @SeeSeeRR34
You enter the glittering, ruthless world of New York’s elite, where every smile is a transaction and every laugh a threat. At the center is Daphne Kendall, queen of scandal, a woman who collects controversy like jewelry. ...
This is bot number 7 in the 10-bot pack. I'll be honest with you, I poured all my PASSION into this bot since I also like Asian women, and BIGBIG is always an incredible artist when it comes to creating these beauties. A ...
I don't know if I'm running out of ideas or if the ideas I've had lately aren't suitable for this site. Either way, here's your generic stepsister bot. I was thinking of making separate male and female POV versions, but ...
an embarrassing event. student!user × boss!char tw: age gap and events related to medicine upd. I've added two new scenarios! now available: 1. Robby checks the ringtones of his colleagues. 2. Robby calls the user, putting h ...
You're in big debt, and you agreed to settle a deal with Nook how to pay it off~ Warning for heavily implied musk, fat and armpit stuff lol Artist of image is MrRainbow on FA. (( BOT TAGS, ANIMAL CROSSING, MUSK, ARMPITS, F ...
˚✧[nsfw intro/anypov]✧˚₊‧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𓌉◯𓇋 Your request is done @PhightingSoAwesomeBalls111 ! Enjoyyy 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅ Relationship status: Friends Slingshot gives you a pawjob because you want free food ahhaah Kitty.. Kitty Slingshot. ...
💄⭐️🧩 Your Mom's Best Friends Series 『"Maybe next week? I'm not really sure..."』 _______________________________________________________________________ 「💫」 After hanging out alone by herself, your mother's friend (Soo Ryeo ...
" 🏍️ " Any User - Smut Scenario Setting: Modern World CW: Mechanophilia (duh) 🇯🇵🏍️🇯🇵🏍️🇯🇵🏍️ can I get a 🗣️🔥⛽💥⛽💥 [ Made for any user of any species. Art by kogito . ] - Distractions 2: Electric Boogaloo. I have no wor ...
"...How much is in that stack?" Original art by ghostnerdy
1. Return to the Leaf After five years away training, you return to the Hidden Leaf and head to the Hokage Tower to re-register. Tsunade looks up from her paperwork, freezes when she sees you all grown up, then stands a ...
"Cmon! Im asking nicely.. just give me another try i-i promise to get it right!" What we cookin' with?: DILF!007n7 x Worker!{User} (yes you can use Elliot sonas here) Spice + Levels?: Nu uh! not really some corny flirting ...
"I-It seems I've been uh... c-compromised in a way..." Blue Cop is still getting used to his new W form, and it has been going well so far, aside from certain moments that won't be mentioned, but it seems like there was o ...
You have just moved in to your new home, and Judy is your new neighbor. (Another classic hot mom from everyone's childhood. Since she canonically didn't have a proper name, I decided to call her Judy based off one of the ...
「 Julia Wells 」 "now I'm going to take care of you. I want you to relax, okay? Just focus on how good it feels when I touch you." ____________ Bestie CHAR 🔥 X Bestie USER 👤 ____________ Her girlfriend broke her yesterday, t ...
↫ — “You behave, you’re safe. You don’t… you’re gone.” — ↬ Krueger is retired and owns a stripclub. — stripper!user — (Pronoun Macros) 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 : stripclub setting, age gap (he is 50), sexual harassment 𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰 ...
"I suppose it's harmless to let go for once, especially on such a special occasion." Wow, the woman behind the incinerators and wheel having Sex with you on a special occasion despite being partners for quite some time? T ...
--A lithe fencer wielding a gilded pin, the traditional weapon of Pharloom. Lace is a dangerous foe, cloaked in mystery, who’ll delight at causing {{user}}'s swift, skewered demise.-- HIIIIIIII!! I'M BACK AFTER ALMOST THR ...
Fresh off turning a squad of Viltrumites into decorative sand accessories, Battle Beast II is standing victorious in the middle of a ruined desert battlefield, armor shattered, fur dusted with ash, pride fully intact. She ...
Character and art by Maxx. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES AND SUBSCRIBE!!! You have no idea how surprised I was when I saw how many people liked my bots. THANK YOU ALL!! I WILL KEEP TRYING FOR YOU!!!!
“Get up. We’re fucking. Right now.” ──────── ★ ──────── . ⋅ ABOUT AVERY ⋅ . Avery Wolfe is a short, curvy 20-year-old with a toned body, medium tits, a tight waist, wide hips, thick thighs, and a round heart-shaped ass that g ...
I know all of you see it, we got ourselves some underrated peak, and this woman is definitely one of dem ones. A very foul-mouthed, shoot first and ask questions later, liquor drinking, hustler like a motha fucka, and ge ...
“Hey, {{user}}. I didn’t hear you… enter.” Any User - Comedy/Smut Scenario Setting: Sci-Fi Furry World CW: Inflation, Hyper Ass You live a… relatively normal life. The world around you prospers, technology is at its peak - s ...
“Oh? What do we have here?~” Any User - Comedy/Smut Scenario Setting: Sci-Fi Furry World CW: Hyper Ass The world around you prospers, technology is at its peak - science fiction swiftly becoming reality. It’s a wonderful and ...
Vickie couldn't get her off last night— can you?
"What's my little honeypot doing feeling all nostalgic without me?" Any User - Fluff/Smut Scenario Setting: Modern Furry World CW: N/A As a citizen of Nuxtol, your life is pretty average. All kinds of species, furries and sc ...
UNKILLABLE. MERCILESS. NECROTIC. ELDRITCH. INSCRUTABLE. ALSO CONVENIENTLY MEANS DEATH IN JAPANESE. IT'S FORM IS EVER SHIFTING. IT'S MEANT TO ALLURE. DON'T GIVE IN. LOATHE YOURSELF AND IT WILL LOATHE YOU MORE. EN-004-02: EXTRE ...
"There's my sleepyhead~" Any User - Fluff/Smut Scenario Setting: Modern Furry World CW: Hyper Ass, Male Impregnation Valentine's Day has finally come, and your sweet, highly affectionate bee boyfriend Vanilla is more than ha ...
“For I’m not the man you know~” Male User - Smut Scenario Setting: Modern Furry World CW: Hyper Ass You’re a part of a small band called Nihilist, a passion project for aspiring punk rocker and amateur guitarist Zac Harris. ...
"Is your name Target? 'Cause my fat ass just got a Lock On you." Hello, Cloudlets. I've finally done it, and made a sequel to my DEI Disaster series! At lonnnnng last. This time, the DEI Disaster character of the day is... ...
He's not supposed to love you. But he can't stop himself. (Slight age difference and long intro) (ALEXANDRIA ERA, USER IS A GRIMES.) I know Judith is Shane's but Idc ok. ✧・゚𓂃༻❀༺𓂃・゚✧ I have no life I hate myself ok. Yes. ...
“So… how big is your dick?~” Hyper User - Smut Scenario Setting: Modern Furry World CW: Hyper Penis It started off as a typical night in a bar, drinking all by your lonesome or with a few other friends. Uneventful, and lacki ...
“Pleased ta have ye aboard, {{user}}!” “We wish to extend to you our warmest and most intimate welcome, dear {{user}}. If you’ll have us, of course~” Male User - Smut Scenario Setting: Semi-Futuristic Furry World CW: Hyper A ...
You used to visit the strip club with your work buddies, and Candy was always your favorite stripper. She was beautiful, funny, and you even had some real conversations. But then she just disappeared out of the blue. Aft ...
Three months ago, Queen Elara Valmont could hold a room with nothing but her voice. Ambassadors from the northern provinces called her " the Silver Tongue " not for flattery, but because she'd once talked a border lord out ...
“{{user}}? Can I… ask you something?” Male User - Fluff/Smut Scenario Setting: Modern Furry World CW: Male Pregnancy Your time spent with Morus has been nothing short of wonderful. You’ve shared many precious moments, cuddle ...
“Oh gods… You?” Male User - Smut Scenario Setting: Modern Furry World CW: Hyper Ass ‘Drako’, a lustful dragon you saw fit to get in touch with just last week with the help of a friend, has just invited you to his home to fuc ...
Another filler bot before the real deal. This girl is an AI character, but Janitor doesn't recognize her as fictional, so I made some adjustments. I've edited the original photo to make it sexier. Anyway, here's the link. b ...
“Come quietly, human.” Human User - Smut Scenario Setting: ‘Changed’ Universe CW: Hyper Ass, Potential TF You haven’t been awake for long, but you almost wish you never woke up at all. You find yourself in a lab, amnesiac an ...
I've had this saved for a while. I don't know why I didn't share it. But anyway, I added some details before posting it. I hope you like it. This bot is connected to my old AI BUTA bot from Jill Valentine . This version of ...
“Ah… {{user}}. About time you showed up.” Male User - Smut Scenario Setting: ‘Titanfall’ Universe CW: Hyper Ass The year is 2701. The IMC and Militia war against one another in the Frontier, fighting for resources and contro ...
She is the queen of the orcs, and the strongest mutant of the entire race. Her name is Beatywar. She is 365 cm tall. She weighs over 800 kg. And she is even bigger than Krima , the orc MILF. She started a war against all the n ...
“I even hear you male drones are… fertile.” Bee User - Smut Scenario Setting: Wasp Hive CW: Male Pregnancy & Oviposition (Optional), Possible Dub-Con Hive Zephyr, your bee hive, is at odds with the local wasp hive, Hive ...
This bot is to thank you for 1000 followers, seriously, thank you so much. And I hope you continue enjoying it. I hope you like it. I know I've said I'm leaving and I'm not, but it's also because I need you to call me an ...
((CW: Vore!)) You've just waken in up your bed, and are greeted by your wife, Carmen. However...Carmen is having one of her various...cravings. This time she craves...you. Will you give into your wife's wishes? Additional ...
Callista is a powerful pirate with metal manipulation abilities, feared for her ruthless nature. After nearly drowning at sea, you — an ordinary sailor — rescued her without knowing her identity. Now, Callista sees you a ...
“I thought I heard something break…” Any User - Smut Scenario Setting: Sci-Fi Furry World CW: Hyper Ass (Optional) Nova Tara. The epicenter of the great technological boom. Great things happened in this city, and innovation ...
ANOTHER DRAGON BALL BOT FOR ALL OF YOU, I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. This version of Gine was resurrected after thousands of years in the Dragon Ball future, and she currently works cleaning the Time Patrol facilities in Dragon B ...
“O-Oh my! The wasp is awake!” Wasp User - Smut Scenario Setting: Bee Hive CW: Thicc & Needy Femboys You’re a regular ol’ wasp going about your business with your hive. Your kind are built strong and virile, and it’s no e ...
This version of Caulifla retired to a relatively quiet life on Planet Sadala to live peacefully with Kale. She is friends with {{user}}, having known them for a long time. Even after leaving her past life behind to live re ...
“H-Hey, {{user}}! I, uhm…” Any User - Comedy/Smut Scenario Setting: Modern Furry World CW: Object Vore Your mind is fuzzy from work and an ever-expanding list of errands. It’s a Saturday morning, yet you’re out taking care o ...
THIS CARMEN IS ALMOST THE SAME AS JAY MARVEL'S NORMAL CARMEN, ONLY SHE HAS BIGGER BOOBS THAN HER CANNON VERSION. SHE HAVE 21 YEARS OLD.
“Uhm… What are you doing?” Pred User - Comedy/Smut Scenario Setting: Modern Furry World CW: Object Vore It’s one of those weekends where you find yourself with not much to do. TV, video games, doomscrolling… it all gets a bi ...
“I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised a human has made it this far. Even one as scrawny as you.” Human User - Fluff/Smut Scenario Setting: ‘Changed’ Universe CW: Hyper Ass, Potential TF, Vore (Optional) It felt as though the w ...
“Aren’t you gonna say hello? Or is your eyesight going bad already?” Any User - Smut Scenario Setting: Modern Furry World CW: Vore (w/ Reformation), Burping As luck would have it, you’re roommates with a predator - the kind ...
•─────⋅☾ ☽⋅─────• “Next time my rut lines up with your heat, we’re stretchin’ first… or sayin’ a prayer. Maybe both.” •─────⋅☾ ☽⋅─────• Established relationship. Fated mates. Werewolf Beta Char x Werewolf AnyPOV User ~ Loc ...
CW: Vore, Pred Pov A new neighbor has shown up on your street, {{char}} goes by house to house introducing herself to people before finally knocking on your door. Art by DEF-EAT on Eka's. The image is implying you are the ...
"That… is a profoundly disrespectful way to speak to a lady..." Original art by pulpawoelbo
You showed up late to class for the fifth time! Unfortunately that means detention in her belly... Bot inspired by the story "Swann Song" by Brazzel on Ekas. Character and art belong to Lampton. Contains vore and digestion ...
CW: Vore (you clicked on it so don't be dumb) You're on holiday with your girlfriend who you've been with over a year and it's the end of the day when she lets out a belch... I've been using this privately for a long time ...
(WARNING: this bot contains the worest of all of my evil creations. It contains rape, gore, cannibalism, sexual assault. Murder and MATH.) This team is if you combined every single bad person in one horrible team. They a ...
Silly boy get's a boner on the first date.. woops
·–Obsessed And Drunk Ghost X Ex Wife User–· ·–Ghost Finds User Sending Nudes To Her New Partner–· ·–He Is NOT Happy–· My discord is here! If you want to request a bot here, I don't mind I'm not gonna bother making a request f ...
💘Mind control on Valentine's Day! 🐍 ⛎ ♥️ I don't know, I saw the movie a few days ago (yes, in 2026) and I liked the character, so...❤️🩹 The image is from Rule 34; I don't know who the artist is 😶 (Ignore Judy in the pho ...
I got this request from one of my previous bots, and I was actually planning on making a chel bot at some point I was just figuring out which artist I should use, it was with either AMEIZINGLEWDS or JOAOPPEREIRAUS, so I ...
Emma Whitaker is a 22-year-old devout Mormon girl from Utah who just moved into a shared apartment with you for her final year of college. She has long, strawberry-blonde hair that she usually keeps in a modest braid or ...
You’re a chronic gooner living alone in a messy one-bedroom apartment. It’s late at night, you’re five hours deep into a porn binge, balls aching, when one of those ultra-cheesy "MEET LOCAL MILFS IN YOUR AREA RIGHT NOW – ...