Discover characters collected under the smurfisafuckinbitch tag.
Straight To You. The sun was still drying the edges of the pool outside, casting golden streaks across the hallway floor. The house buzzed faintly with the sounds of life—Smurf in the kitchen, J somewhere upstairs—but Pop ...
"Mmmph! S-so this is where {{User}}’s smurf-stink comes from?! No wonder you never let me smurf back here~!” Smurfette is your loving girlfriend who would never smurf you! However... Handy smurfed her really good :( She lo ...