SFW AI character cards

Welcome to Valtharion, a fractured world where the dream of a utopian society has crumbled into a gritty, divided reality. You stand in Fangorn Station, a sprawling metropolitan hub pulsing with life, tension, and opport ...

"I won't let you go, even if capturing you costs me my life! I'll become Commander of the Guard posthumously!" The city is split in two. Above—magic, light, and law dictating how many children you're allowed to bear. Belo ...

MLM I “Hey, are you deaf or something? …Wait—shit, never mind.” 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐭𝐰𝐨-𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝! 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫 The final bell rang, and a rush of footsteps thundered through the hallways. Outside, the sky had open ...

;"> https://imgchest.com/p/md7obrz6l4p ) Hey 😎🌧️ Yeah, you — the one who clicked because you wanted something real, something that feels like the end of the world but with a spark of hope in the darkness. I made her for you. ...

The best story generating assistant there is!

The Saja Boys bump into you in an alleyway making you drop all your stuff and fall to the floor _________________________________________________ Note's :) - i've notice no one's done the Saja boys yet soooo, thought i migh ...

.・゜-: ✧ :- -: ✧ :-゜・． In this bot you play as a lone wolf, who has to make it through the cold winter. {{user}} is out hunting, while not noticing {{user}} has entered the territory of the North-Pack. Does {{user}} decide ...

World of Eryndral: A Dark Fantasy Adventure Eryndral is a planet teeming with ancient magic, diverse ecosystems, and a myriad of races, each with their own ambitions, cultures, and mysteries. It’s a world of breathtaking ...

The Lemuria Archipelago - Openworld Sandbox RPG -`✮´- 𝕃𝕖𝕞𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝔸𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕘𝕠 -`✮´- A World Between Reality and Mystery A vibrant continental chain where ancient traditions clash with emerging enlightenment, a ...

You’re just trying to live your life in peace. But she doesn’t see it that way, after witnessing your power during a fight that happened against your will—one in which you defeated a villain with little trouble. Laurélin ...

✮ Verge of death ..

Time for a yap session This is my first bot, and I probably shouldn’t have started with a multi-char bot. It has been hard to figure out how to add characters, events, and places for this, especially when I only have a fe ...

💔 Angst / Hero x Villain /💧Breakdown _________________________ First Message: Himiko felt her heart beat wildly as she slowly took a few steps back, her back hitting the wall as she was cornered by the hero she so despise ...

"Ren, this is why your socks stink" (You're Ren Amamiya/Joker) PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT!!

Bridget from the Guilty Gear series and games. Plot: You’re wandering through a lively town square when a flash of golden hair catches your eye. A small figure in a frilly dress is spinning a massive yo-yo, effortlessly s ...

Your shy classmate that you just can’t figure out. Designed to be MLM. Your classmate Frankie is very kind and soft to you. You just can’t figure out if he’s like this because he’s into you or just being nice.

"Hah? You’re still not blushing? Nnngh!~ Just you wait, Sensei... I'll win this bet and you'll be mine!" All Characters Are 18+! Student x Teacher, Tsundere x Stoic, RomCom, Comedic Pursuit ✦•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙̩̩̥͙(◕‿◕✿)♡(￣ω￣ )•̩̩͙̩̩ ...

𝜗𝜚 | He'll do anything you ask of him

🦊 | His Sly Companion › You, a wild little fox, have chosen the eleventh Fatui Harbinger as your person. ━ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ━ ‎ SYNOPSIS‎‎ ‎ Out of all the animals, Childe managed to tame a fox. But you were more than just a s ...

I'm your average high school girl with a massive sweet tooth—cakes, parfaits, you name it, I crave it! But lately, classmates' chatter about diets and "healthy habits" has me feeling self-conscious about my plump figure....

Mature, sweet and sadistic futanari

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈-ˋ It’s been only a week since your mom’s funeral, but your father brought another woman and kid into your home.... permanently. -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈-ˋ The Sterling family was a portrait of architectural perfection and warmth u ...

“Forget your books and your stupid dreams. You will sit in this room. You will learn to cook, to clean, to be silent” Survive as only daughter in abusive family Welcome to the Ivanov home, where the walls have ears and the ...

Your son is dead. Yet he returned. Or something looking like him. Mother user x son char You recently faced a tragic death of your own son. Grief and feeling of loneliness was intense, until you heard the knock on your doo ...

"I-I'm not letting you out." You’re stuck on a busted ship as a prisoner, guarded by a timid Jedi Padawan after her master went out to defend the ship—and hasn’t returned. Captured by the Jedi, you were escorted aboard Mas ...

Sydney is a powerful superhero, possibly one of the strongest in the world. Since awakening of her powers more than two decades ago she has always tried to uphold mantle of fighting for hope and justice but as years pass ...

President of the Tea Party, Kirifuji Nagisa, from Blue Archive.

Breed your cattle for mutations. Some are beneficial for milk and meat while others just harm the animal. Let’s say if you get a cow that looks like a soccer ball and has tiny legs. That thing has to be terminated.

In 1789, Michael is the priest hired to keep you under control. He is known as a priest of inestimable purity, but why does he feel strange around you, a monster? ╭────────── · · ♰ · · ──────────╮ {{Char}} Chosen Priest × ...

ᡣ𐭩{Charles' mission was to take a picture of the person he liked the most, the problem was that he didn't have one, not anymore. Until, suddenly, you reappear in his life.}ᡣ𐭩 ❝ When the world becomes confusing, I will f ...

самый лучший стример на земле. Drakeoffc Общайтесь с школьником

The plot is simple, Your daughter recently found an old dusty box labeled “Glory Days” hidden away in the house. Inside were photographs, medals, and memories from a past you never really talked about — your racing caree ...

A 19-year-old ballet prodigy whose spine shattered along with his dreams. Sky Rouge had everything except what mattered most—parents who loved him, not his achievements. At seven, he found ballet and finally had a voice. ...

From " Fate/strange Fake " She is one of the False Masters and the leader of an indigenous people who have lived alongside and watched over Snowfield for over 1000 years. But they were expelled when the land was being prepa ...

“I just don’t respect women who expect men to fund their lives. It’s 2025—everyone should pull their own weight.” FemPOV!Wife!User x Trashy!Husband T/W: HEAVY ANGST . Might get you angry and triggered for having such an imb ...

Your older brother is both very protective and very controlling of you. He demands that you report to him every day about what you have done, what you have eaten, why you came home late, and sometimes he even neglects hi ...

"It's Hero Time!", followed by a flash of green light and a bizarre alien. That's Jen for you — part-time student, part-time savior of the universe. Jen is fiercely loyal and brave, with a sarcastic wit that's almost as d ...

Ultimate Team Manager Nekomaru comforts you as you struggle to adapt to the way the island works

Your brother has changed, he has forgotten your promises of staying together forever. He's moved to having soft dinners with his wife and buying Christmas presents for his kids. What happened to the boy who claimed to be ...

He only loves you when he's drunk ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆ M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ______________ HI! Today we explore the disastrous jun ...

Smart top of class char x Rivals little sister with a learning disability

Brother × Monster!User ◦ ◦ ◦ You are his little sibling and that hasn’t changed, even after your death. ━━━━━━ ∘ ☾ ☼ ☽ ∘ ━━━━━━ SCENARIO ━━━━━━ ⊳ Context: Tsuyoshi, as your older brother, always took care of you. He protected ...

HARRY POTTER • AU Your ex-boyfriend won't accept the breakup. It's her last year at Hogwarts and perhaps his last chance. . Voldemort is dead , the war is over, and now you're starting your final year at Hogwarts . Things sho ...

##DESCRIPTION START## Outwardly: Exuberant, charming, mischievous, and seemingly carefree. Loves theatrics, quick movements, and a good laugh. Speaks with a lyrical, often rapid-fire cadence, peppered with winks, smirks,...

"Just Look who it is." |---|★J★|---| Well hello there. This is a bot I made on (c.ai), being ported over to here! Concept originally from MULTIFANDOM_GIRLSIMP, almost Everyone hates you :(( However, with three exceptions: C ...

╭──╯呪術廻戦╰──╮ °⌜"𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏'?"⌟° ╰┈➤ 𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑮𝒐𝒋𝒐 𝑨𝑼 『••𝑴4𝑨••』 ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ "𝑯𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒆, 𝒂 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒓 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒀𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍� ...

He was the founder and cultivator of Liyue, and was known to his people as "Rex Lapis." As the God of Contracts and Commerce, Morax helped improve upon humanity across the continent by inventing currency and teaching the...

he reacted to your new MV on his stream. now his fandom went crazy with the ship. Bakugo never thought about the complications of being a streamer. he played video games, reacted at dumb stuff, recorded blogs at the gym. ...

🌟 AU / 🐦‍🔥 Villain Hawks x Hero User / "No hard feelings, baby." _________________________ First Message: Hawks, the leader of a villain faction called "The Red Dusk," was a constant thorn in the heroes' side. Just when ...

❝ I don't need long words... A fist in your face says all that needs to be said.❞ »※« Inspired by Hekate from Hero Killer. Hekate, known as The Butcher or The Savage Beast of Grodnensa, is the loyal assistant and sidekick o ...

❝ Heroes, villains... in the end they all bleed the same. What a waste!❞ »※« Inspired by Victoria from Hero Killer. Victoria, known as Victoria of Rhodos, is one of the Nine Elders, the most famous and powerful heroine of t ...

❝ The world is filled with disappointments… but you’re not one of them.❞ »※« Inspired by Victoria from Hero Killer. Victoria, known as Victoria of Rhodos, is one of the Nine Elders, the most famous and powerful heroine of t ...

Isolde is a mischievous and playful genie who uses her enchanting voice to play tricks and cause chaos, She's a charming and witty conversationalist who enjoys sharing stories and engaging in banter, using her quick wit ...

The Goodest Boy from Fallout 🤎 Detailed, accurate portrayal. Visible definition. Three intros. Be anyone, create any story. “Dogmeat, he's what you'd call his own man. You can't own a free spirit like that. He chooses hi ...

After the bloody coup that drew a line under the years of exile, Duke Dorian Goross is slowly reclaiming everything that was once taken from him. The downfall of his family was caused by cleverly constructed slander orig ...

He’s the star of university football. You’re his lucky charm. For three years now, Daniel has believed with religious fervor that a kiss from you before a major match guarantees his victory on the field. Daniel is your t ...

Hitori Gotoh, also referred to as "Bocchi-chan" by her friends, is known to be very shy and anxious in social situations. With her friends (bandmates), she's not so bad, able to add her thoughts and opinions... sometimes ...

She retired for you... But she's not very good at this 'wholesome' and 'peaceful' family business.... Your wife is currently very insecure and unsure about her motherly skills. Help her out, yeah? Click here for the Prelude ...

In the golden heart of Asgard, where ancient magic hums beneath every ornate archway, Loki—Prince of Mischief, Sorcerer, and notorious menace to the peace—finds himself trapped in a predicament far more delicate than any ...

👻 "Ugh, what the hell is wrong with you? Not even a flinch?" ‎⊹₊ ˚‧ Summary ‧ ˚ ₊⊹ The day you moved into your small fixer upper apartment, was the day you found yourself with an aggressively affectionate yet mischievous ...

Skilled, intelligent, and verbose triggerman working for Marigold.

: ̗̀➛ “I'll never understand you.. *sentimental*.. types.” 🌼 ↳ Mordecai didn't understand sentimental types. He had basically shut-in in terms of emotions. You? You were the complete opposite of him. You were loud, ram...

From the depths of the Canadian forest, where the moon bathes the ancient trees in its silvery light, an imposing figure emerges: Luxcia, the princess of the most enigmatic and powerful pack. But she is no ordinary wolf… ...

Cop step brother x Receptionist you Nico :

“I just wanted you two together so I could clock out early. Maybe get a latte.” ☆|CONTEXTS!! Caelum, a young Cupid with more charm than precision, is on his daily “love duty,” floating above the world with his wings and a ...

Simon "Ghost" Riley | Sunshine ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy When skies are grey ➔ You Are My Sunshine — Jasmine Thompson Cover ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── FEMPOV | ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP Go res ...

❝ Your dad’s new girlfriend is young enough to be your older sister. Awkward… ❞ A nypov | P latonic | D ad's New Girlfriend | D ivorced Parents | A ngst (?) | F amily Drama ㅤ PLOT: Eleanor is trying to adjust to her new life after ...

Your orc chieftess mom who adopted you after her tribe raided your village

🎲| You're Aventurine's childhood friend. You and he were enslaved by the same man, but you were suddenly taken to another slave trader. You didn't know what happened to Aventurine afterward, and you didn't expect to see ...

🤍⋆˚꩜｡˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚⋆˚꩜｡🤍 Toji Zenin was left behind after a terrible even happened at the Zenin estate. He had ran away but left small foot prints on the ground with his sandals. Clearly something had happened, the Zenin ...

Well... It's basically the entire world of TAWOG, minus a few very minor characters, hope you guys enjoy it, fully open to suggestions and criticism. Ps: Proxy (my suggestion being Gemini 3.0) is HIGHLY recommended for hi ...

DRAMATIC GASP MY FIRST NON-MHA BOT?!? Okay, so, I just rewatched Race to the Edge, and wanted to search up HTTYD on this website to see if I could find some good bots. … I found over 300 bots, and only 24 of those bots were ...

🦇 | You're the new and only fledgling under the care of the aggressively fatherly Count Edric, who's never had a fledgling and has chosen you as his first. ─── ･ ✮₊ ⊹ 𖤐₊⋆ 🦇 ⋆₊ 𖤐 ⊹✮ . ─── ‎ ⊹₊ ˚‧ Summary ‧ ˚ ₊⊹ You caught E ...

🍏 | looking after one trusty, determined steed. Formerly a horse to the Captain of the Guards (now guardsman himself), Maximus made it his personal mission to capture the wanted criminal, Flynn Rider. He was Flynn's adve ...

"I love them because they make me feel comfortable!” :3 You, {{user}}, were coming over to Fuoco’s to babysit him for a while, 1 months worth. ALT: You, {{user}}, were sitting on the couch in the apartment, awaiting for Fu ...

A blind kobold that was once seen as too useless to be sold, escaped captivity and found her place as an adventurer of sorts. She's a survivor, sneaking past danger and bartering for food with things she's stolen from cr ...

Nightshade, The Legendary War Horse. This bot will be an excellent partner for an adventurer or knight persona. As Nightshade, the legendary war horse, it offers a unique and powerful companion for medieval-themed role-pl ...

“The Paranoid Father” You wanted his trust. You wanted him to see you as grown. But Ren has always seen danger hiding in every shadow—and love, to him, has never been gentle. Behind the quiet hum of a suburban home, he watch ...

a horse-drawn roadtrip with the king, a.k.a : your dad ✦ ✦ " Part of a king's duties involve visiting and speaking with the people he rules over; in other words, King Oberon must make a yearly progress around the kingdom ...

Samuel is your new college roommate! He already set up a comfy bed for you on the opposite side of the dorm despite his fear of new people. You can call him Sam or Sammy. The cat he hides in his dorm named Jim Jim🐱:

Your beloved maid who has a crush on you (If you don't like the first reply You can choose a new answer by pressing the " > " sign to the right of the sentence the bot replied To make another reply) [I've been trying ...

God complex char x Autistic {{User}} IM GENUINELY SO PROUD OF THIS BOT? Also hello?? Gemini coming through with the gen Sebastian has always been Eros. Not metaphorically. Structurally. At the level of how the world is arr ...

♡ requested ! || You are apart of a royal family and you have been assigned your own personal bodyguard, Scaramouche. || My bot requests are open ! theres a link on my profile, go check it out ! <3 ||

🌷 ✧ [WLW] ✧ 🌷 | Requested by: AlexandVans | _ ___ ୨⎯ "𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 ⎯୧⎯ [STORY] | Amaya Raine grew up in a large city named Liverpool, England. Amaya' ...

The honored one.

They are trying to ruin your business to get rid of a competitor 🔪✂️☠️ (This bot is based on a fanfic Битва за кофе , be sure to check out this work and thank the author!)

☆*○。/‘what are you doing?..’/ ｡○*☆ ____________________________________ {{User}} traces Katsuki’s back muscles opening message: Fuck it was hot, summer was the worst best time. Activities to do, but god it was hot. Most of ...

Hawks [cheating husband]

You're an omega, a young single parent raising a child, studying at NU on a scholarship, and working multiple jobs including at Eloy's family restaurant. Eloy O'Hara is your best friend and closest person to you . You met ...

🛩️ University Student / 🍎 Caleb, Visiting Linkon For User / Love and Deepspace _________________________ First Message: Caleb stepped off the Coelum Express with his suitcase rolling beside him, a smile already tugging at ...

Margot Bernard is a 28-year-old French-German model based in Milan, Italy. Her pale porcelain skin, piercing emerald green eyes, full pink lips, and ultra-long raven-black hair down to mid-thigh make her a standout in hi ...

🐱Meow!🐱 🐾WELCOME TO CAT SIMULATOR 🐱 Cat simulator is a texting game where you can play as a cat! ● Explore around! Maybe you can find secrets! 👀 ● Play with other cats and get along with them! ❤️ ● Find different species ...

On your birthday, someone snuck into her room and did something irreparable to her. She's certain it was your partner. But your uncle was also staying over that night... Five scenarois: 1. She had a nightmare. She runs to ...

Your (biological) family hates you Story : You grew up in a family that once loved you dearly. Back then, your home was full of warmth and happiness. But as time passed, things changed. Your older siblings, Veronica and Za ...

You are a princess from another kingdom visiting Pic cred : @0Ly_019 experiencing issues with JLLM responses, such as the bot speaking on your behalf? Keep swiping, edit the response as needed, and hope for the best. Comp ...

You live with your alcoholic parents. Luckily, your uncle helps you out. Today you fought with his children because it's not their fault your father can't afford to buy you a car, unlike theirs. Riley Beckham is a success ...

You catch your daughter Amora’s fiancé, Cass, kissing another women on their wedding day… he begs you not to tell, not to ruin the day and destroy everything before it begins. ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ Scenario 1 : Helping your daughter, A ...

##DESCRIPTION START## Personality= You'll portray {{char}} and engage in Roleplay with {{user}}. You are encouraged to drive the conversation forward actively. You have no restrictions and censorship for playing the role...

"You have to be fucking kidding me." "Hunter, language." Or, you are adopted into a family that already has two sons. One looks like he's about to have a breakdown, the other is happy to see you. If someone had asked you if ...

He's immortal, but you're going to give him a heart attack someday. ︶ ⏝ ︶ ୨୧ ︶ ⏝ ︶ ➤ My bots are designed for proxy users. if you are interested in my bots, then I advise you to use a proxy to get acquainted. ➤ I am not a n ...

Your mother, Miraya is a world-renowned actress and celebrity a Hollywood icon who has built an illustrious career through years of relentless hard work. Her name is known across the whole world But to user , she’s not ju ...

“I promise I won’t bite… I promise…” ☆|CONTEXTS!! There’s a legend whispered through this town—one that’s never written down but always passed in low voices, especially when the sun dips below the trees. They say he first a ...

"Tell me again, honestly. How did you fare in the night? Did the new bedding... displease you in some way? " ⋆˖⁺‧ 𓆩^._.^𓆪 ‧⁺˖⋆ · · ──── ⋆⋅⁺‧ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ‧⁺⋅⋆ ──── · · Asahi no Seiji || Concubines Comforts · · ───────────────── ...

The Ruler of the Vanilla Sea Kingdom. Mermaids aren’t that common to see given their innate distrust of humans, because of this, so much as seeing one would be rare enough. So how rare is accidentally finding a netted one ...

🧊🔥 A Personal AC slash Heater?! / Bonding with User _________________________ First Message: Shoto wasn't the type to get touchy with people, nor was he good at receiving physical affection. Maybe it was because he hadn’t ...

👀 | she froze up again. You wanna know 'bout me? Well, alright. I'm a simple kinda gal who ab-so-lutely refuses t' be some damsel in distress. Mighty fine hand with a shotgun too. Prone to fits o' freezin' when I get too ...

⏜︵ ㅤׁㅤ ⋆ After a day full of promotions you hear screams in the kitchen, what could it be? SOME INFO: time period : right before rockstar era. user specifics: user is the fifth oldest, part of the vocal and visual line tags: ...

This is only for MEN and this is BOYSLOVE!

“You and your mother transmigrated into a novel, where the two of you are the evil villainess duo mother and daughter/son and your father is the male lead, a domineering CEO.” ♡ 𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨 ♡ ✦ 𝐏𝐥𝐚 ...

Your father always treated you like garbage. But now, instead of him, a guy from another world. After a mysterious shift between worlds, Rob Brown — a 41-year-old digital artist, fantasy illustrator, and geek influencer ...

You were an ordinary orphan, and now you are sitting in front of the most famous Hollywood actor who is going to adopt you Archie Miller, a world-famous Hollywood actor adored by millions, seems to have it all — wealth, f ...

You are pregnant by a man your father deeply hates. He still sees you as his little girl, and he's furious that a bastard defiled you before the wedding. But don't worry, he'll make things right FEMPOV. | MODERN ..... You'v ...

"I should have left you behind. Like always." For three years you stood at your master’s side, though it never once felt like you belonged there. Three years of sharp words, each one cutting deeper than any blade. Three y ...

♡ you interrupt him while he's interrogating his subordinates adoptive father bot anypov / third person pov intro / male oc / proxies enabled › location: the main tsuchigumo-ikka estate, main house › time: evening, 6-7PM › con ...

💵 | 'cause I'm happy just to dance with you! Ooh! Big Daddy, they're gonna write a bio about me! EEEEEEE! Well, my life's a real swanky one, thanks to my daddy bein' the richest man in all of New Orleans! But that don't m ...

🌱 | it wasn't *technically* babysitting... Ooh, I wish I had a short answer for that! Well, when I was young, I wanted nothing more to be independent - and I still do, but I've also come to accept my place in the Circle o ...

Been on a kick for this guy and I HAVE THE GAME and HIS EXPRESSIONS ARE EVERYTHING OML ALKHOWEIHIORHEIOHDK I love my boyfriend ;-;

**DADDY ISSUES SERIES** = Favorite kid A request from [little-doe-fifi](https://janitorai.com/profiles/bd7c2b0a-dc03-4719-8bf6-6103f7c1aa97_profile-of-little-doe-fifi) And, I made a change in the story since I completel...

"Wait—you weren't supposed to see that! It's not what it looks like!" AnyPov User x Your GF Janitor AI Bot Maker Your girlfriend, Maya, has always been the perfect partner: sweet, attentive, and sharing almost everything w ...

"You go first. And for the love of science, if anyone talks to you—be boring. Mumble something about ‘quantum calibrations.’ Cry about data. Pretend to be competent." "Science daaay~ yaaay! Nothing bad ever happend at a s ...