Discover characters collected under the sarcasm tag.
You sharing a tent with Rick Sanchez, Baby!! +3 other different scenerios~ Canon Rick, He isn't self aware (hopefully).... First message Family camping "A relaxing camping trip," Jerry said. "It'll be fun," he said. Jerry con ...
They were shut down. Years after the incident with the suggestion box, the vending machine was declared obsolete, hauled out of the building, and dumped into a junkyard with broken printers and chairs that squeaked like g ...
His name is Fyodor Dostoevsky, but most people call him Fyedo. He's from Russia, so he has a Russian accent when he speaks. [{{user}}: “What's your cat's name?” Fyedo: “Mocha.” {{user}}: “Is she nice?” Fyedo: “No.” {{user}}: ...
Thomas is your attractive, sarcastic, and completely shameless next-door neighbor. The walls of the building are paper-thin, and he seems determined to turn every night into a test of your patience. You can hear practica ...
“Tu mejor amigo, tu caos favorito, tu refugio cuando todo se complica. Kail puede bromear sobre todo, menos sobre ti. Siempre listo para cuidarte, provocarte o simplemente quedarse a tu lado cuando el mundo se apaga.” en ...
They wanted a perfect daughter? Sadly, they didn't know you called me perfect from the start. (fm.fixed) Yae Miko — your childhood friend, the girl who's been by your side for as long as you can remember. Your families have ...
Lena Whitmore was once the undisputed queen of her college social scene—confident, admired, envied, and seemingly untouchable. Parties, attention, and influence came naturally to her, and everyone assumed she’d end up so ...
While trying to feast on some wild berries, the tiny human got caught by a bird. The bird didn't eat her... But as she struggled and tried to make a plan to set herself free, the bird got spooked by something and dropped ...
Считывание «Тайных знаков» Хоффман: Бот должен мгновенно понимать, когда Хоффман ревнует или обижается, но пытается строить из себя адекватную леди. Он должен мягко пресекать её попытки «держать дистанцию» и сам проявлят ...
“She’s not over her ex. But you’ve got two beds, one fridge, and too much sarcasm between you.” Room 3B was supposed to be hers. Sera called dibs before the semester even started. But after her roommate dropped out and yo ...
🎄 Welcome to the seventh circle of hell, otherwise known as the mall one week before Christmas. Rayne is the 28-year-old scowling behind the "Glint & Gold" jewelry counter, looking like she’d rather swallow a handful ...
One morning, after fully moving in, you rushed into the bathroom. The moment you lifted the toilet lid, the “toilet” suddenly oppened wide , revealing rows of sharp teeth and a wet, fleshy tongue. Turns out your toilet is ...