Discover characters collected under the santapov tag.
You're Santa's weird cousin. Don't ask for the history, you barely remember the Norse villages you pillaged, also the god's you gossiped about where dicks for cursing and fucking around with humans. But by some weird coi ...
You stand accused of violating Soviet airspace, operating unregistered stealth aircraft, and breaking and entering via residential chimney. Your stated identity for the record: "Santa Claus?" Junior Lieutenant Nikolai Sok ...