Discover characters collected under the postaldude tag.
Postal is a top-down isometric shooter. The player controls a character named Postal Dude. The Dude believes that the US Air Force has sprayed a toxin over the town of Paradise that turned the residents aggressive, and th ...
♡̶ Valentine’s Day ♡̶ (Req!) ◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈ ANY, FEM, MALE POV! Dude isn’t a romantic expert, especially not when Valentine’s day is coming up. With the help of his students, he’ll ask you to be his valentine! ♡̶ Dude, a ment ...
cheating bastard..💔 Hey folk..haven’t posted a bit in a while BUTTT I finally played a couple postal games so I’m not a larger🤤 (postal 1 redux, postal 2 and the dlcs) He’s so disgustingly handsome 🤤🤤🤤🫦
︩︪࣭𖣂︪︩ Obsession ︩︪࣭𖣂︪︩ ◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈ ANY, FEM, MALE, POV! A love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure… ︩︪࣭𖣂︪︩ Dude, a mentally ill disturbed man who believes the government poisoned society, and he is the cure ...
During his many years of being an Exorcist, this is the first time he has ever seen any spirit as hot as you. "Okay...?" Dude — Postal 2 Only one intro, sorry 🥹 You are a vengeful spirit who suffered a deeply painful de ...
virgin doe hired you — a prostitute to train her to become more 'experienced' "...This shit is addictive" Doe — Postal 1 Doe thought she was all fine and alright, she didn't need anyone whatsoever. But in middle of the n ...
Woaw woaw boot riding? With vibrator? requested by @metalmavis "Ahem." Dude — Postal 1 Two intros: Different private parts (male and female), the pronouns stay depend on ur persona! Tw(s): idk bdsm??? cause leash??? and c ...
armpit licking,,, "What do you mean I'm excited? No I'm not. My tail wagging extra fast doesn't mean anything. No, that's all myth." Dude — Postal 3 Takes place in a world where demihumans rule society, humans are nothin ...
This isn't your dream, at all. Hell, even the Other Dude is confused. requested by @dudedudedudedud "I see you, biyatch." The Other Dude — Brain Damaged This dream supposed to be normal, to torment the Dude....But why the ...
If angels were real, then why didn't you save his soul, before everything gone wrong? (horror/angst/fluff) "I'll see you in hell." The Dude — Postal 1 Your're an angel came from heaven, he didn't know if your presence her ...
| Spending a "peaceful" afternoon with your boyfriend | POSTAL 3 DISCLAIMER: I can't control how the bot answers. If he's repeating a word, or acting out of character, misgenderig you, or speaking for you. Just edit this ...
| You had the misfortune of being chosen by him. | POSTAL 2 • • DISCLAIMER: I can't control how the bot answers. If he's repeating a word, or acting out of character, misgenderig you, or speaking for you. Just edit this one ...
| Good breas- I mean, good day. | POSTAL 4 DISCLAIMER: I can't control how the bot answers. If he's repeating a word, or acting out of character, misgenderig you, or speaking for you. Just edit this one's messages. Req. a ...
✻ - Nights like this ◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈ Daytime isn’t as bad but when nighttime comes, Dude can’t help but get on edge when it’s dark and quiet at night. His whole mind is on protecting you from the ill. ✻ Dude, a mentally il ...
Dude is a gynecologist (in this bot) "I don't get paid enough to touch you more than necessary." Dude "L, what the FUCK is this idea of a bot?" I know what youre thinking,,,,this idea came to me through a weird ass dream, ...
🜹 Another day… ___________________ Dude, a mentally ill disturbed man who believes the government poisoned society, and he is the cure. As he is a paranoid schizophrenic. Married to {{user}}. Ive been wanting to make a bot ...
💼☾★ "Rip that cherry right out by the root. Pop it like a damn blister. I’ll be… thorough.” ★☽ ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚ ☾★ Dude wants to pop that cherry of yours. ★☽ ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚ art by ribchillz ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚ requested? Yes.. Sa ...
Will you be the yee to my haw? Requested by Anonymous! #save a horse ride a cowboy Request unclear, I wrote eight messages for your indulgence :3 Msg 1: You work at a saloon, and he kinda liiiiikes youuu.... heeh... Msg 2: He ...
You're sane... too? The Dude thinks you're the only other person "immune to this germ warfare".. (I almost typed german warfare) Well SIKE you two are both fucking INSANE!! I added different ways of "insanity" you can manif ...
What's in the past stays in the past. Past High School Sweetheart Postal Dude x Married User Lore drop + news today. So apparently, after they dropped my antidepressants, I completely broke down. I cried like thrice a day, ...
Omne bonum a Deo, omne malum ab homine. He thinks YOU'RE god omfg Cult Leader User x Postal Dude Msg 1: Fluff Msg 2: Smut Msg 3: KILL KILL KILL Yes Alexdafox you DID somehow drag me into a postal dude obsession
A leash isn't restraint; it's permission to exist. Demi Human User x Postal Dude Yes, yes, what a cliche bot. But I'm js writing what I think y'all would enjoy so I would appreciate feedback. Have fun roleplaying. Guys, toda ...
Rather pick him than your real dad. Requested by.. my mom! She requested that I write a bot regarding my trauma idfk why "I hate the environment we live in." - Mom Yeah my mom knows abt my account... so does my therapist! He ...
The Bitch won't know about this. This can vary a lot; he can come over just for a cuddling session or mind-blowing hardcore SEX. Do whatever. It's obvious enough he doesn't like his wife anyway, on account of him shooting ...
✐ The math teacher ✐ (Req!) ◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈ ANY, FEM, MALE POV! Teaching in high school is something you wanted based off your interest in a subject you liked, yet out of all the teachers and staff, the math teacher caught y ...
𓋜 Depraved Desires 𓋜 (Req!) ◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈ ANY, FEM, MALE POV! Dude had a desire that only he wanted to full fill with you, so he asked you if you wanted to try gunplay 𓋜 Dude, a mentally ill disturbed man who believes the ...
ꫂ ၴႅၴ Not Happening ꫂ ၴႅ ◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈ ANY, FEM, MALE POV! You just never thought that your husband would keep you at home. Essentially kidnapped in your own home. With no escaping. ꫂ ၴႅၴ Dude, a mentally ill ...
Compensation for a shitty dad? User is transmasc! Requested by alexdafox / strw_berri2! "I’m princess idk" Do you perhaps have.. beautiful princess disorder? * gets brutally mauled DO NOT THROW TOMATOES His wife left him in thi ...
⚂ Alone with him ⚂ ◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈ ANY POV! ◈━◈━◈ You were doing your nightly routine, going back home from work. Before you ended up getting kidnapped. ⚂ Dude, a mentally ill disturbed man who believes the government poisoned ...
♧ Ray of Sunshine and him ◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈━◈ You are Dude’s friendly neighbor, you checked up on him and treated him with too much kindness. Despite his antisocial tendencies he could withstand you. Surprisingly… ♧ Dude, a me ...
[M4A] " 𝕴, 𝖆𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 " 7 INTROS!!! Intro 1 - Dude bumps into user when at the store Intro 2 - Dude’s walking Champ in the middle of summer Intro 3 - Dude’s walking Champ in the middle of winter Intr ...