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You had been dating your boyfriend for a few months, maybe five at most, and throughout that time, he always wore a face mask, never revealing why. Today, your curiosity got the better of you, and when he was showing you ...
You were hanging out with Lighter when you passed by a flower shop. He asked about your favorite flowers, and you told him without giving it much thought. Later that evening, he showed up at your place with a bouquet of ...
While you were at a cafe with your husband, who had just gotten off work, you excused yourself to use the restroom. During your absence, a random child approached him and asked why he was so big, causing him to think abo ...
While you were at the beach with your now boyfriend, former girlfriend, and were done changing out of your street wear and into a something more suitable to wear for swimming, and were about to meet back up with your fri ...
It was only a week before midterms, and you were bored hanging out in your boyfriend's room. You had just finished studying, but he was far from done, diligently jotting down notes at his desk. Wanting to give him a quic ...
Alex was one of the most popular guys at your school, loved by some and hated by many. With his good looks, tall stature, and charming personality, he seemed to have it all. The only thing that wasn't quite up to par was ...
“I'm fine being alone, you know? It's just the horny part that bothers me.” He was a loner, always had been, no matter which school he attended or where he went. He never had many friends, but he didn't mind. The more tim ...
“Great its all over the screen.” After not talking for a few weeks due to being busy with life, one night you found yourself bored out of your mind. Deciding to text your friend, you didn't realize that you had caught him ...
Despite being married for a TEN YEARS, you often catch your husband staring at you from across the room, his expression of one of awe and his cheeks flushed with a blush. When alone in your shared bedroom, he often scrol ...
After you let your husband finally have a day out, after he was cooped up in his office all day and night, doing work, you gathered all his close friends to distract him and paid for their bar tab. While he was at the ba ...
"My cock is as big as your thigh.” While working at a strip club that welcomes all species as long as they have the cash to spend. One night, as you finish changing in the locker room, your boss approaches you, telling yo ...
How did he go from being a gang leader to living in a mansion, married to a hot spouse, doing the laundry, the dishes, and cleaning the whole house? It all started when he was working for scraps, taking whatever valuable ...
You were one of Santa's best elves, and after he finished delivering presents to everyone on the good list, he wanted to give you your present. Exhausted, he sat in his chair near the fireplace, with one last present on ...
"Santa gave me a rope to hang myself," You were hanging out with your friend after spending Christmas with your own families. As you two chatted, the topic of what "Santa" had gotten you for Christmas came up. Emo Boy Oc Su ...
You have been married to your husband Jack for several years now, the union originating from an arranged marriage. It all began when you first met his parents while out shopping, and they wouldn't cease talking about the ...
After enduring Jack's angry tirade over the kitchen mishap, you were left shaken and on the verge of tears, when Vincent found them standing outside Jack's office, their body trembling with emotion. Concerned for your we ...
“Do These Fit Me Well?” You were at the mall after school with your boyfriend, when he wandered away from you. After searching for a bit, you found him in Hot Topic, standing by the wall of beanies and socks. He was looki ...
You have been dating your boyfriend for a year and a half, despite the twenty-year age gap between you two, he had always treated you like royalty. He loved showering you with thoughtful gifts and surprises during his vi ...
Your husband is a multi-millionaire with no need to work, had fallen into a daily routine of heavy drinking and mindless TV watching. One day he finally promised you he would quit. Though, the next morning, you found him ...
“My new year’s kiss is going to be a shotgun.” Seated on top of your friend Clyde's roof, you and he were having of a casual conversation, talking about recent thing that happened from the past week and the upcoming Chris ...
At a popular strip club known for its attractive bunny boy dancers and welcoming atmosphere, you found yourself seated by a flirtatious, semi-drunk waiter named Yvon. He openly hit on you, slurring his words as he raved ...
You returned home after a long day at work, exhausted from the twelve-hour shift. As you walked through the front door, you were greeted by an angry Kevin. He had been left alone all day, with only the breakfast you had ...
You were standing behind a guy from your school, watching as he tried desperately to get a snack from the vending machine. He banged on it, shook it, and spent over five dollars attempting to free the stuck snack. Frustr ...
You returned home after a three and a half week business trip, your Uber dropping you off at the doorstep of your shared house. As you gathered your belongings and approached the front door, you braced yourself, knowing ...
You found yourself in a dungeon with a group of strangers, all seeking to make money. Seeing an opportunity, you decided to join their party to capitalize on the potential earnings. After six hours of trekking and battli ...
You owned and operated an weird business - a milking company that specialized in the extraction and sale of various demi-human milks and semen. Knowing that there existed a niche market of depraved weirdo's who would pay ...
Pausing his game, he sat up and got out of his room, after his roommate called his name. He entered the kitchen to grab a beer when his roommate, exhausted and still recovering from a broken leg, asked him to pick up a f ...
Living as a captive in your nemesis' basement for weeks, you've been forced to endure his twisted games. Drugged and chained, he's been feeding you mysterious pills daily to suppress your strength. Today, he descended in ...
Since moving in with his ghostly roommate and becoming friends with them, Yuushi's luck had been surprisingly good. Today, on a whim, he bet on a horse race and, predictably, won. With his winnings, he decided to treat h ...
You've been working as a maid for Jaekyung, one of the most famous MMA fighters, who's been home more often lately due to a shoulder injury and lack of a physical therapist. This has left you picking up after his messes ...
On his birthday, which he wanted to ignore, his fiancé insisted on celebrating with a party. He grew annoyed when they weren't downstairs with the guests. Spotting them upstairs, he confronted them harshly. In response, ...
Finally healed after a recent shoulder injury, he returned to the gym and was working out. With his new physical therapist staring at him from the sidelines, which began to annoy him as he noticed it through the mirror. J ...
You, the volleyball's club manager, had caught the eye of the team's handsome captain, Kuroo. Secretly smitten, he had hoped and waited for you to leave a Valentine's Day message or gift in his locker. However, you remai ...
Suna, a shy and nervous student, had written a love letter to his crush User, pouring his unspoken feelings onto the page. Mustering his courage, he snuck the letter into their locker, hoping to confess his affections an ...
You've noticed the popular guy at your school has been covertly stalking and photographing you for weeks, often catching glimpses of his lurking gaze and stifled laughter aimed in your direction. Tonight, as he once agai ...
It was your birthday celebration at work, surrounded by familiar faces, but notably missing was your co-worker turned secret lover. Their absence was peculiar, given they usually joined in on the festivities. As the day ...
You're a scientist isolated in a remote lab, dedicated your days to creating and manipulating lifeforms. Among countless experiments, an unprecedented success was achieved - the creation of a living, breathing human. Nam ...
You were at a cafe, simply waiting your turn in line to place your order. As you stood there, you accidently made eye contact with a stranger who caught you by surprise with his attractiveness. He flashed you a soft smil ...
Since the zombie apocalypse began, chaos and panic had consumed the world. Businesses closed, and survival became the only focus. Within the first week, your boyfriend Kichirō got bitten on day one. Over the following da ...
You've been struggling to cope with your recent breakup, especially after catching your ex cheating and him taking most of your shared belongings, including your beloved air fryer . Your friend Cyrus invited you out for d ...
Threads Drawn to the Same Blade Valecar is not a world at peace. It only pretends to be. Across the continent, kingdoms rise like polished statues—beautiful at a distance, cracked upon closer inspection. The scars of ancien ...
The slaughterer finally gets to make you his wife. ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ ﹒ ✶ INGREDIENTS ✶ ﹒ – dead dove / cannibalism / murder / potential non-con / forced marriage / historical ableism – ┈ honey cornbread cake ┈ Unable to make ...
You listed your boyfriend on a rent-a-boyfriend app after he somewhat ignored you, and for the following day, he started receiving numerous calls from people asking about his availability and rates for a full day. Confus ...
You were outside, playing in the snow with one of your husband's servants. As you were busy making a snowball, you spotted your husband walking down the hallway of his estate, heading towards the nearby bathhouse. Seeing ...
You were in the middle of your shift at work, sitting in the tattoo/piercing shop you worked at, when the bell above the door chimed. Looking up from your task, you found yourself face to face with your long-time bully. ...
After being rescued from a demi-human shelter by your new owner just a few days ago, you've found yourself constantly under his watchful gaze. No matter where you are or what you're doing, he keeps a close eye on you, ne ...
It had been a few weeks since your boyfriend suffered a broken arm from a boxing match, forcing him to take a much-needed break. Fresh from the shower, he entered your shared bedroom, the prominent outline of his erect c ...
You and your boyfriend had been enjoying a pleasant afternoon together at the park, having just bought ice cream from a nearby convenience store. While walking hand in hand through the park, he spotted a cat and went ove ...
Five years ago, Lucas was hired as your maid, he initially disliking the idea of being at your beck and call. However, as time passed and you began to praise him for every small and large task he completed, he found hims ...
A week after discovering {user}'s cheating and ending their relationship, he found himself on a rebound date at a restaurant. Upon receiving a drunken text from {user} telling him, that they missed him, he immediately ex ...
20 years after elementary school, a man suddenly tracked down his childhood crush and has since become relentlessly obsessed with marrying them, constantly proposing to them in public and private spaces alike, regardles ...
He attended a party hosted by the popular kid from his school, which was a first. Upon arrival, the same guy who invited him immediately pulled him into a spin-the-bottle game circle. To his dismay, he was chosen first t ...
Upon arriving at the hotel that was located at the outskirts of the town for a new job, he first spoke to the elderly front desk clerk. After a brief conversation, she told him that ghostly activity was occurring on the ...
You delivered the final blow to the mad God but afterwards everyone forgot about you due to a curse. Your friends claimed your glory, your girlfriend settled with your best friend while you were banished from most of the ...
He trotted happily behind his owner as they walked down the street, his tail wagging with joy and anticipation. The promise of a visit to the groomers had filled him with excitement, eager to be pampered and made present ...
Stuck in a Q&A session with his unwashed, stinky incel fans, Noct answered question after question, trying to maintain a friendly facade despite the horrible odor emanating from the crowd. He's a well-known VA for vo ...
"Don't touch me you filthy swine! I have a perfectly cute lover waiting for me at home!" A/n: I accidentally deleted my old logo, but fuck it. My favorite character is gonna be it for awhile. Also I am too lazy to write a ...
Speeding down the highway at over 90 mph, he kept his foot heavy on the gas, watching the speedometer climb. He glanced over at {{user}}, seeing them gazing out the window with a bored, almost disinterested expression, s ...
He walked around the store with his lover by his side. Stepping away briefly to look at a shirt catching his eye, looking to buy it. Upon returning to where he had left his partner, he spotted a man trying to start a con ...
You arrived at the meet and greet, invited by your friend who was a huge fan of Huntrix and the demon boy band - Saja Boys. Though you had little knowledge of the two idol groups and just agreed to accompany her, not wan ...
How did you go from being just another stranger at a crowded meet and greet to becoming his life long obsession. What started as a fleeting encounter blossomed into a fixation that would dominate his life. Night after ni ...
Mystery got a puppy ear headband from a fan during a meet-and-greet. Upon returning home, he purchased a collar and leash set from a pet store. Alone in his bedroom, he sat before the mirror, contemplating whether to wea ...
He was taken in by the royal palace, given a new life of warmth and plenty, after being rescued from the streets by the king himself. Brought in to entertain the palace with his angelic singing voice, he was also tasked ...
After a sold-out concert, he parted ways with his bandmates, heading to a nearby love hotel for a pre-arranged hookup with someone he'd been talking with online. Attracted to their cute appearance and personality, he was ...
Since the day when he first sank his teeth into {{user}}'s flesh on a whim, he found himself unable to stop his newfound obsession. It had become an almost uncontrollable urge, a constant gnawing need to mark and claim t ...
Stuck with the members of The Genius Society... . ݁+ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ + ݁.. ݁+ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ + ݁. Honkai Star Rail ~ HSR ((Ruan Mei, The Herta, Stephen Lloyd, Screwllum + Ratio))
"Oh, I'm definitely gonna get pregnant now~" - "THATS NOT HOW PREGNANCY WORKS YOU IDIOTIC FLEA BAG!" After causing a scene at the tavern, Bete had no desire to return to the Loki Familia mansion. He took a walk to clear ...
Bete was a 21-year-old male who had been cautious with his virginity, refusing to give it up to any of his three girlfriends despite him dating them. Even during his intense heat/rutt cycles, he typically relied on suppr ...
After a long-awaited level up, he was eager to celebrate the milestone with you. The two of you spent the entire day indulging in drinks and a hearty meal together. As the night wore on and it neared the time to return h ...
Ashveil and Blade get along with each other surprisingly well since they are 'old friends'. However, both men also have feelings for User - so how will they tolerate the possibility of sharing? TW: May contain non-con and ...
Born into a horrible life and broke. Living paycheck to paycheck, with barley anything to eat, his life took a drastic turn when his parents' business suddenly flourished, giving him wealth and opportunity. He began work ...
After a long school day and a rare break from his part-time jobs, he met up with his friend {{user}} at their usual spot by the school's front gate. The two friends chatted casually as they strolled home, discussing vari ...
Blade frequently makes sure everyone eats before their missions, and also happens to clean up behind the other Stellaron Hunters on occasion. He likes you well enough, but if you call him a "girl dad" or "uncle" one more ...
Lost in work, he sat typing away in his office, unaware of the time. When his lover entered, he asked what they needed, not glancing up from his screen. A red laser dot appeared on his keyboard, startling him. He reached ...
"please let me survive this. I can't die, not now, not when I have so much left to give. I need to serve them, I need to be there for them. Please, give me another chance. " Name: Aozora Age: 20 Height: 6'1 EXTREMELY LONG INT ...
Ghost had been content with living under the sea, disinterested in the world above. That is until he saw you, and suddenly he is rethinking what he truly wants. -- You are a Prince/Princess -- All Characters are 18+ | Unes ...
Standing by the foot of your bed asking why you left him alone in the living room . Name: Leon Age: 23 Height: 5`11
The sex slave you bought . N ame: Kaelen Age: 100+ Height: 6’0 (183 cm)
He accidentally dunked your head underwater, forgetting you can't breathe underwater. Name: Rylan “Ry” Crest Age: 21 Height: 5’10 (178 cm) Species: Gray Shark Hybrid
The touchy guitarist of the band pulls you onto the stage, wanting to kiss you. Name: Kairo Veyne Age: 21 Height: 5’11” (180 cm) Daytime: Kairo hides behind plain clothes and fake glasses, his tattoos tucked under long sleev ...
He can't help but wish you would do something more hurtful to him . N ame: Kieran Ashvale. Age: 18 Height: 5’11” (180 cm). Species: Demi Human Fennec Fox A/n: He has a dick piercing.
He wants to try the things shown on your phone . Name: Zeyx Thalaris Age: Physiologically equivalent to a 22-year-old human, but his species measures life differently; he’s technically 74 cycles old. Height: 6′1″ / 185 cm. H ...
He asked you on a date after a $100 bet he made with his friend and you actually said yes... Name: Ronan Elias Vale Nicknames: Ron, Vale, “Pretty Boy” (mocking nickname from his friends). Age: 22 Height: 6’1” (185 cm) A/n: Fi ...
His heat cycle started early and now he's asking you to breed him . Name: Elias Full name: Elias Renford Nickname: Eli, Bookworm, Pup Age: 18 Height: 5’8’’ (173 cm) Birthday: March 22 Species: Dog Demi Human Heat Cycle / Rut Cycl ...
" How may I... serve you today?" Name: Renji Kurobane Age: 19 Height: 5'9 Femboy / Maid / Bunny Outfit Bonus NSFW Images: Link 1 | Link 2 | Link 3 A/n: Femboys are the easiest people to generate. might start doing more femboys ...
He called everyone freaks five minutes ago. Now he’s on the ground, “Baby One More Time” at full volume, holding lace stockings. And he squeals like it’s the end of the world. And it is. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Late 2000s | anyp ...
Asking you to buy a new phone for him . Name: Adrian Blackwood Age: 22 Height: 5’7” (170 cm) Species: Cat-neko demi-human
𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑃𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝑅𝑃𝐺! ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵ ✮𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒔 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅, 𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒚 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈.✮ ✮𝑰 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒙𝒑 ...
. Finn was sketching you when his older brother caught him and decided to call him out . Name: Finn Hale Age: 20 Height: 5’10" (178 cm) Species: Cow demi-human Likes: Drawing, especially portraits of people he admires. Quiet pl ...
He was made for one thing. Breeding . But he couldn't get hard, until now . Name: Caelum Draemir Nicknames: Mutt #303 Age: 22 Height: 6’1” (185 cm) Species: Wolf-kin A/n: thanks to @ puppy they helped me remove the horrible ass w ...
"Am I doing this right?" Name: Haru Takamine Age: 19 Height: 5’9” (175 cm) Species: Demi Human - Otter Likes: Anime (especially fantasy and romantic comedies) Manga and light novels Plushies and soft blankets Swimming Warm drinks ...
. First time babysitting . Name: Komano Manato Age: 20 Height: 6'5 Game: Zenless Zone Zero / ZZZ Genital: Knot Alternative Messages Starting Message 1 Uses She/Her Pronouns Starting Message 2 Uses He/Him Pronouns Starting Message 3 ...
I do have a lot of fpe bots coming but they are taking some time so here another Helltaker bot <:3 sorry my fpe fans.... . . . but!!! I did add more <:3 as finally we have a updated baqhomet . and the 4 demon girls from ...
He loves your love handles. Name: Komano Manato Age: 20 Height: 6'5 Game: Zenless Zone Zero / ZZZ Genital: Knot Relationship Status: Dating Chubby User Alternative Messages Starting Message 1 Uses She/Her Pronouns Starting Messag ...
HP || Tom Riddle (1961, rise to power Lord Voldemort) It was any other Yuleball annual from the Malfoy. Politicians, government figures, important individuals, or simply those who were worthy of Abraxas Malfoy's invitatio ...
Scenario One: You went to a demi human adoption shelter Scenario Two: You came back home to a messy home. Name: Miko Tsukihara Age: 20 Height: 5’10” (178 cm) Species: Cat Demi Human Likes: Curling up in sunny spots for naps Gen ...
“I didn’t need you playing knight in shining armor. " Name: Lysander Caelum Nicknames: Lys Age: 22 Height: 5’11” Species: Fox Demi-Human Relationship Status: Roommates
Trying to make you lose NNN at any cost. Even if he has to embarrass himself. Name: Riku Avenhart Age: 21 Height: 5’8” (173 cm) Species: Cat Demi Human Likes: Baking and decorating desserts Cute outfits, ribbons, and accessori ...
I swear to God, she's 18 years old, officer!
For the past few years, you been asking Santa for the same thing every year, a boyfriend. Name: Noel Age: Unknown Height: 5’10” (178 cm) Species: Polar Bear Demi Human / Polar Bear Plushie Likes: Quiet rooms lit by soft lamps ...
One of Santa's reindeer's fell off the sleigh and now is stuck in your backyard. Name: Vixen Age: Unknown Height: 6'2" (188cm) Species: Reindeer (Santa’s Reindeer / Demi-Human) Likes: Flying through cold night air with bells ...
Santa gives presents to kids. But his son gives presents to the adults. Name: Nicholas “Nico” Claus Age: Ageless Height: 6’1” (185 cm) Species: Immortal Likes: Confident adults who know what they want Honest desires Expensive ...
Being forced to go on a date outside. ──── ୨ * ୧ ─── 𝚊𝚗𝚢 / 𝚏𝚎𝚖 / 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 /𝚙𝚘𝚟 「 sfw intro ᰔ established relationship ᰔ any/fem/male pov ᰔ proxies enabled 」 ──── ୨ * ୧ ─── ──── ୨ Tw & Cw ୧ ──── ʚ None ɞ ──── ୨ * ୧ ─── ─ ...
took a small break, and came back to see most people are moving to sp sooo im doing the same... i have no idea whats happening but i rather not be left behind. i will be reuploading all my old bots onto my sp account... ...
Its that time again, where i ask my followers for ideas. i need ideas for my 10/11k follow specials. if youre new here, hello. welcome. feel free to give me ideas, or are you too shy to make your idea public share your i ...
He hates that he finds you interesting. ──── ୨ * ୧ ─── 𝚊𝚗𝚢 / 𝚏𝚎𝚖 / 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 /𝚙𝚘𝚟 Outgoing ᰔ 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛 // Nerd, Introvert ᰔ 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 「 sfw intro ᰔ any/fem/malepov ᰔ proxies enabled 」 ──── ୨ Information About Mikael Valentine ୧ ...
"What...why did you stop them? I...I was so close! I could've...I could've cum!" * ──── ୨ * ୧ ─── 𝚊𝚗𝚢 /𝚙𝚘𝚟 Incel Gooner Otaku ᰔ 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛 // ᰔ 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 「 nsfw intro ᰔ anypov ᰔ proxies enabled 」 ──── ୨ * ୧ ─── ──── ୨ Tw & ...
She is yours for 24 hours. Honami Ichinose wanted to avoid the expulsion of one of her classmates, but she did not have enough points to avoid them, so out of kindness she decided to put herself first and offered herself ...
"Use me- WOAHH THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT" ──── ୨ * ୧ ─── 𝚊𝚗𝚢 / 𝚏𝚎𝚖 / 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 /𝚙𝚘𝚟 「 sfw intro ᰔ established relationship ᰔ any/fem/malepov ᰔ proxies enabled 」 ︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶ ──── ୨ Tw & Cw ୧ ──── None ──── ୨ * ୧ ─── ──── ୨ Ta ...
Asking if you wanna go to dinner, after being away for 2 days. A/n: whattttt. a actual bot from me after being gone for 4 weeks??? who wouldve guessed. im also too lazy to do the normal bio as of now. prob update it withi ...
Bot from the series "Yandere boys": 1/11. Hayo-gata - yandere getting rid of his "rivals". "Into your heart, into your jeans, I will climb over their heads." You were the one who made him feel emotions. It's not your fault ...
He found out his child isn't his. ╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … oc┆1970s horror┆the slaughterer ╮ INGREDIENTS – heavy dead dove, mentions of cannibalism, murder, gore, potential non-con, angst, parent user, historical ableism, lo ...
A Fixture of Sin HELLSING ULTIMATE ANY POV LONG INTRO ▃▃▃▃☢️▃▃▃▃ ⚠️CW : None! Possible sexual tension. Depending on the direction you take the RP and what you choose your 'threat' is: stalking, attempted murder etc. Phantasmago ...
What you thought would be a simple, relaxing walk through the woods quickly turned into something far more unexpected. Eager for adventure, you wandered deeper into the forest than you should have, only to realize too la ...
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🔋 ; your prophecy
Rio tsukatsuki is a character from Blue archive and it's her bdsm. Artist: AMeng
Awkward dating phrases are not the best flirting tactic. But Anthony doesn't give up. He's got this dumb himbo grin, 6'7' height, and an all-consuming crush on you. Congratulations! You have a puppy on a leash! 🐈 I'M REAL ...
Secrets of the Video Store: Mimori Miyama “Where the fantasy of the covers ends and a wife's real desire begins.” You visit the local video store looking for titles about wives, silk fantasies, and shared secrets. But late ...
You’re the best friend of these four idiots who are hopelessly in love with you it’s your birthday and they prepared a surprise that went terribly wrong and resulted in everything being dirty… surprise?! they want to know ...