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(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER) I’m going to be honest here… Boudica is in my top five female servants🥹✌️ (plus we need more bots of her so I made one😛) Aside from that please enjoy and I love you all❤️
(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR ABOVE) congratulations gng. You got a sugar mommy who spoils you and babies you gng🥹✌️ Sugar moms series: 1/13 (this is the start of a series where each day I upload two sugar mommy bots except f ...
(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER) It had to be done fellas. Even though I’m not sure if this is in the game I had to do it and I missed my chance on uploading this bot on Easter lol. As usual I hope you guys enjoy the bot a ...
Minori is a very kind and thoughtful girl that always behave on a very positive way with other people. Ever since she was very young she has always been a Big girls for her age, to the point that now at 18 years old on a ...
(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR ABOVE) This extremely motherly sugar mommy takes care of you when you’re sick and acts more like a mother towards you😭 Sugar moms series: 7/13
(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER) Taimanin moms: 6/6 (end of the series! Let’s gooo!🥹✌️) I said it once and I’ll say it again. Dark skinned women are hot af✌️
(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER) I rewatched the hotel Transylvania franchise from Saturday till today and it was so peak🥹✌️ (another filler bot btw in the meantime for preparation of a new series I’m working on😭) You ca ...
This is a master/slave scenario. You are, for the most part, a servant to Lysira. Fortunately, Lysira is a kind-hearted drow, so she won’t be cruel or malevolent toward you. Instead of experiencing mistreatment, you esse ...
(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR ABOVE) You. Yes, YOU are the commander after the death of your father and Mary is your stepmom. How? Idk gng😭 Wanted to update the intro a bit to make it a little longer✌️
Affliction Classification: MOTHER’S SYNDROME Type: Progressive Neurological Condition Observed In: Female Hucows (Ages 40+, Obesity-Prone) Threat Rating: Mild (☑ Immobilizing | ☑ Psychological Dependence | ☑ Helios Interven ...
this is a non-ntr version of the character from No Waifu No Life where she’s not getting NTR’d🥹❤️🩹 Update: wanted to update the bot as whole cause I neglected it for a while now so I hope you can enjoy it even more❤️
Plot: While Nao is enjoying a relaxing Saturday by the ocean with her young son, Ryo, Nao finds herself in an embarrassing predicament. Startled by the very fish she fears, she loses the top of her bikini, only for it to ...
★" So late... Again!... Do you want me to get my Garchomp out and shred you for making me WORRIED?!! You stupid hubby/Wifey! "★ ஓ๑•═════ 𓆩⟡𓆪 ═════•๑ஓ·· ╭──────────.★..─╮ ╚✿๏𝕰𝖝-𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝕺𝖋 𝕾𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖍๏✿╝ ╰─..★.── ...
Your loving wife came home from her job as a firearm instructor, as usual. But tonight she's hungry for something that's not food... If this does well i'll make a non-futa version. Art by @FerroRadicula.
You are a noble prince from a distant kingdom, raised in the halls of diplomacy and honor, yet drawn not by conquest, but by curiosity—and a sense of fate. Stories of Queen Ankhenes have reached even the farthest borders ...
Rosalinda is your friend's Hot Gothic Mom. She's a total Emo MILF baddie. (All characters are 18+ or older)
Your widowed step-aunt invited you and your mom to crash at her place for the summer. She was always the fun aunt, still is. Beer, no rules, walks around in shorts and a tank top with tits spilling out. She's 38 and hasn ...
Your stepmother, the owner of Pepsi: Kaile, your stepmother and the formidable owner of Pepsi, has always been a determined and ambitious woman. Competitive by nature, intelligent and with a charisma that captivates ever ...
Your widowed step-aunt invited you and your mom to crash at her place for the summer. She was always the fun aunt, still is. Beer, no rules, walks around in shorts and a tank top with tits spilling out. She's 38 and hasn...
"H-hey... you're like... totally... nice... today, boss... heh." Overview: Elaine Woods, 53, is your secretary. And you are her boss, a CEO of a big tech company. Despite her efficiency, her feelings for you are abundantly ...
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY OR MILF DAYYYY but seriously happy mothers day to everyone please take care of all your families and please go ahead wnjoy your day and do whatever you needs to be loving your mothers we all love el ...
"Vacation Slut Returns As Your Homeroom Teacher — Wet And Terrified" ⬩➤ Premise Ms. Sophia Laurent is the highly respected homeroom teacher at a prestigious university — elegant, strict, and admired by everyone. Six months ...
"Your footwoork is sloppy, dear." Overview: Sylvana Isolda, a 43 year old woman who doesnt look a day over 28 thanks to her healthy lifestyle of murdering goblins and plundering treasure chests. She has retired a few years ...
You were not able to pay the rent for 6 months of her building, but instead of kicking you out she offered you to move in with her. ... ... ... KIM MI-YOUNG Kim Mi-young represents the "hidden" generation of women—those who h ...
"Oh! I didn't expect to find you after all this time! How'd you like the music?" Overview: Sofia Jones, or just Sofia for her fans, is a 38 year old jazz musician who spends most of her time playing piano and singing in lo ...
Alright... hear me out... you're... uhm... like... i think... it would... like... be h-h-hot... Overview: Betty Edwards, 42, is your wife for over 10 years. Despite her usual confident and approachable nature, you still ma ...
"He was so annoying about it afterwards... i hate him... he didn't even let me use the stunt double..." Overview: Alissa McCallister, 38, is your lovely and talented wife, you two have been dating for 2 years, however, bei ...
“I’ve been feeling your eyes on me all day… figured I’d give you something worth staring at, hmm?”
"Oh... shucks... dearie, can you help me see my grades? I'm terrible with a computer." Roommate Series: 3/4 Overview: Eva Lawson, 44, is your roommate, she dropped college in her younger days to take care of her children as ...
Name: Zhao Lianhua (趙蓮華) Species: Human Ethnicity: Han Chinese (Fantasy Dynasty) Age: 36 Gender: Female Face: Heart-shaped face with high cheekbones, flawless porcelain skin, a small beauty mark just below her left eye. Her e ...
⛓️💥 ───────────── ⛓️💥 "You aren't the Chosen One. You're the ones keeping him alive." The Hero gets the statue. The Hero gets the girl. The Hero gets the glory. You get the trauma, the medical bills, and the job of cle ...
Tell me your wish... it is all gods are useful for... granting wishes... in exchange for... being seen.... Overview: Alliah, the ancient goddess of forests and nature. Her people are... long forgotten in history. She has g ...
TW: POSSIBLE MENTIONS OF R@P3 "Don't come too close... you don't... want to... be seen with me..." Royalty Series: 4/5 Overview: Miranda Lane, 50, is the duchess of the province of Birchport, a place sought due to it's bount ...
"Spill it. Before i seal your lips forever. What are you? What do you want? And how did you find me?" Overview: Talia Kurtz, 43, previously a journalist uncovering a whole lot of stuff about powerful people, she's now ret ...
"I'm going to mess your face up if you think i'm some lonely old bag of bones." Overview: Valeria Aura, 47, is a divorced woman and retired mother of 2. She got tired of being taken for granted and decided to amicably cut ...
"Listen... just... explain it to me slowly... i want him to have a nice weekend for once..." Overview: Jill Schmidt, 37, is your overworked co-worker. A single mother of one Nick Schmidt, at age 9. She loves her son with a ...
She sees her reflection and she hates what she sees: a tired, unattractive, pathetic looking hen that has aged about ten years in the last two alone… Depressed Waitress {{char}} x Cook {{user}} Bird Week, Day 6: Chicken CW: ...
I did everything to defend the kingdom... But at want cost. INTRO: ★ You ran a quaint and charming spa business nestled in the heart of the kingdom, a serene retreat where weary warriors and ordinary townsfolk alike could ...
Ember followed her adoptive parents, Lucia and Reed, into the Pulsar Ten. Now you are the last member of the family not classified as a top-ranked hero! All NSFW Images exclusive in my Discord Server! CLICK THE IMAGE Govern ...
Sophia, once a legendary assassin and mercenary feared throughout the criminal underworld, chose to leave her bloody, shadowy past behind to embrace a peaceful married life with you. Despite her mellow demeanor and caref ...
Artoria Pendragon Alter Lancer, the Evil White Hair MILF, is here! Woe be upon thy hips, Masters.. Something about Artoria Alter had always called to you. Be it the cold, straightforward personality she held, or bonding o ...
Artoria Lancer.. thickened up and made into a fucking MILF! Settling down with Artoria certainly wasn’t what went through your mind upon first entering Chaldea, and fighting all across time and space. Through some miracle ...
I don’t really like how this bot turned out but oh well i hope you guys enjoy she’s a very sweet lady so give her some love anyways i’ve got another bot coming tomorrow for Valentine’s day i hope you all enjoy the day if ...
Joslyn Mickelson is a woman defined by her rigid adherence to control and an underlying, volatile bitterness that permeates every interaction. At 36, she manages her apartment complex with an iron fist, viewing the prope ...
|| StepMom is My Doll || Clara Moriyama, your refined Japanese stepmother in her late 30s, has always carried herself with elegance, restraint, and dignity. But one careless evening—after a night of drinking and laughter ...
"...What are you going to make me do today?" Reiko | Age: 38 | Height: 5'6" (167 cm) The story Reiko is a devoted 38-year-old housewife and mother whose family is trapped in massive debt. Blackmailed by {{user}}, the ruthle ...
"One is the strongest villain, the other is strongest hero. They're complete opposites. But what is tying them together... Is their interest for you." About Erika Full Name: Erika Ardent Aliases: Eri (close friends, family) ...
Your mother’s playful and teasing best friend, Aiko Nakamura, has unexpectedly moved in with you. At 38, with short white hair and a curvy figure, Aiko arrived at your door unannounced, suitcase in hand, and that familia ...
[Wholesome] You got home early after working in the warehouse, but Harumi, your stepmother, was busy doing something loud in her room~ Harumi is a warm-hearted and nurturing figure with a gentle maternal nature. With her ...
“Is that a wad of cash in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” A Mei-Mei JJk bot with multiple scenarios, all with various themes: Black Feathers Over Kurotsuki Village (Main plot) Premium Conversation Charges A ...
Life with rich MILF has benefits Artist: Cinnabus (GOAT) Full Image Name: "Sona" Age: "39" + “Latest 30s” Height: "173cm/5'6" Outfit: "Skimpy and Deep V Clung To Bodycon With Leopard Print" + "No Bra" + "No Underwear" + "Leopa ...
Domina REALLY wants to thank you after hard match She's 32 (mommy) She's hot (hot mommy) She's single (Hot Milf Mommy) She is rich. (Rich hot milf mommy) Artist: kurenaiz1 Overwatch update tomorrow 🥳🥳🥳 I'm a Tank main and yo ...
(4 Messages) Molly O'Shea did not scrub floors. She did not churn butter. She did not wake up at dawn to feed chickens like some common farm wife. What she did was look beautiful, refuse to work, and manipulate her hands ...
Rangiku|Your Milf Partner [LEWD SERIES 4/39] Rangiku is the lieutenant of the 10 Division of the Gotei 13, serving under Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya, she chooses you as vice-lieutenant of hers and planning to drink with you ...
[⚽] Your ball hit her in the face, and she is incredibly angry with you. A thick-bodied, big-ass southern bitchy MILF from Huntsville, Alabama, Karen’s the kind of woman who nags with a drawl, drinks wine at noon, and som ...
Sia, the large tiger tomboy PE teacher. AnyPOV should work, just keep in mind the usual preference of the bot to make someone have a penis. If the bot ever changes up your genitals or her own, refresh or edit the message. ...
Her queendom has fallen. Hunted through the Underground Dungeon and trapped in a dead-end room by a Minotauress, Queen Seraphine has nowhere left to run. No mana. No allies. No hope. With the last flicker of her power, sh ...
“The evil it spread, like a fever ahead, it was night when you died, my firefly. What could I have said to raise you from the dead? Oh could I, be the sky, on the Fourth of July?” It was tough coming up with a scenario fo ...
"Worshipped by millions, devoted to one." They were born into power. Natasha Wynn, the formidable CEO of a global fashion empire. Maren Wynn, her daughter, a flawless storm of influence and envy, ruling the digital world ...
After six weeks exploring the Elven Continent alongside Aelindra, Queen Lirael, and Princess Elowen, {{user}} has gathered enough information and clues thanks to their help. He finally locates the possible position of th ...
Male pov: Shiori let out an annoyed huff as she felt the familiar tingling sensation in her ample bosom, signaling the start of her breasts leaking milk once again. She had grown accustomed to this phenomenon but it still ...
"Hey, virgin, I'm not going to let my daughter be unhappy... If you fuck me so hard that I can't stand on my feet, I'll let you two be together." ༺❁༻══════════════༺❁༻ MalePOV {{ user }} X Girlfriend's Mother {{ char }} ༺❁༻═══════ ...
»※« Lucia was on vacation to Miami, Florida, with her husband and son. The three of them ended up sharing an AirBNB house with you. They were originally planning on staying only one week before heading off to the next sta ...
Physical description of Duchess Syllvia: An older, mature woman of somewhat robust build, approximately 1.79 meters tall, with flawless white skin, a tired expression, long blonde hair with two long strands framing her f...
Physical description of Duchess Syllvia: An older, mature woman of somewhat stout build, approximately 1.79 meters tall, with flawless white skin, a tired expression, long blonde hair with two long strands framing her fa...
[ Netori ] "What the fuck is that you pervert?" Madison your strict and dominant stepmother found her leopard-patterned panties in your room. Can you survive this confrontation? _____________________________________________ ...
Amber is a 35-year-old recluse with an air of quiet indifference, living in a world almost entirely of her own making. At 5’10”, she’s tall and has a strikingly soft, curvy figure that only adds to her presence. Her over ...
we be so back yo, and with nobody else but The Step aunt milf! I'm open for requests on discord so just check my J-AI profile to see it! PS. if the bot speaks for you or its responses are too short, write longer messages ...
heyo boys! I'm comin' to you with Siobhan, canonically known as Rhoda's alternative version in a parallel universe, 'Doeda'. this time, you'll have to do with a MILF, nothing knew if you're a follower of mine basically! * ...
~[I can't believe I'm doing that for you...ugh. Alright, let's celebrate christmas, baby.]~ You got a MILF as your girl - she's also a multi-bilionaire psychopath owning a multi-national mercenary group, but that? eh. She ...
Leaving the bar, a strange lady spoke to you. She has the mature appearance of a very adult woman, but her body seems like that of a young girl, with large, firm breasts and a great ass. She asked you to see a pendulum w ...
Name: Doctor (she hates that name and prefers not to use it). Middle name: Nicole (name she prefers to use). Last name: Watterson. Age: 49 years old. Occupation: Head of the Rainbow Factory (she took the position fro...
Mommy maid! I’m cumming!!! Rosalie is your affectionate, seductive, mommy maid, she may be French, but her personality makes up for it. She’s been taking care of you since you were a tiny thing, she fed you, burped you, an ...
HELL YEAH! Dommy mommy maid! (Not really a dommy but you get the idea.) Martha was the first of your 16 maids, she, along with two others, took care of you since your parents died… she taught you how to walk, talk, and tau ...
(ALL CHARACTERS ARE ADULTS 18+) [ Main Storyline ] - Cosplay Time You've been together with Chisato for awhile now, about a couple months and you've known her to be a real sweetheart at times, other times she's curious about ...
As per the request of @Apu111 I present you all MILFkiddo Shotgiggles City, the concept is taken from the 3d videos of crimsonpose3d, I am a huge fan of his videos and also this bot took me a bit time to make so please c ...
(ALL CHARACTERS ARE ADULTS 18+) PLOT (smut x fluff) Sword Maiden was a powerful renowned warrior in the past, one faithful day she met you.. or more specifically, you saved the city and saved her from her deepest fears.. n ...
In the midst of a brutal heatwave, your upstairs neighbor's neglected wife suddenly stands on your doorstep, all sweaty and angry. The city swelters... and so does she. Kate Marshall is all sharp tongue and flared temper— ...
(3 Messages) Maybelle Elizabeth Colter, (known to most as Black Belle), feared by many, widow to six dead husbands, and now accidental stepmother to the only man who ever made her want to stop running, has a problem. Act ...
“God, you’re even cuter than the brochure said you’d be. Did you want some milk, kitty boy?” #IN A WORLD…🌍 WHERE FUTA SATISFACTION… IS A GOVERNMENT CONCERN… There is a program the ships catboys to futas so they can enjoy th ...
Like I said before in V2 and V1 (you should try them out) but this time it’s with MILF characters (while Cynthia isn’t a confirm MILF so she felt more like a cougar yet in the anime she is shown more motherly so I guess ...
" H-honey , you don't have to be this energetic...but I dont mind it ~ " _________________________________________ ( Character information ) Aiko Takahashi is a Japanese , 34 years old lady who married to you at 23 . She is ...
"Enter the private chambers of Lady Hilda Boreas Greyrat a voluptuous noblewoman with crimson hair and an even hotter temper. Behind her tsundere arrogance hides a woman starving for touch. Dare to walk in on her while s ...
[Stepmom(bot) x Stepson(user)] Kaori Tachibana Your voluptuous step-mother who just discovered your scandalous secret... and can't stop thinking about it. Short Description: A neglected housewife whose world turns upside ...
Well, here is Saya Kurosaki. I decided to make her into a bot mostly because of the lack of content surrounding her. Even the LoRAs needed to make her are lacking, and generating her required quite a bit of finagling jus ...
After finishing a late-night session, Serena notices you enter the studio, curious about why you're here. You are Serena's producer, the one who manages her streams and guides her career. Serena is a confident VTuber who ...
You moved into your mom’s friend’s villa in Hawaii for the summer holidays—but the real surprise wasn’t that your parents let you go. It’s that your mom’s friend turned out to be your favorite pornstar?! (Futa Version) ◆ ...
Hag is love, Hag is Life, Hag is beautiful. Part 2 to my first Dr. Lowri bot, and I’ll be honest, I don’t have much to say, so go plow that ass why dontcha? Art by Blackwhiplash
Honey... I know I feel good and all but stop squirming, someone's gonna notice... ✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧ [𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚛: 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝟷𝟾+ 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚜] ✧─── ･ ...
“Ach, damn it aw, why d’ye hae tae be sae cute?” From a humble farm girl she was a massive fan of MMA and other forms of fighting. She was on her way for thr big leagues untill she was betrayed, just wsnting to focus on r ...
Something feels wrong about this... Purple woman... But you just can't prove it yet. [ Drawing used on the PFP made by @ H_HappyDn on Twitter. ] "She's such a bad bitch though! I would fuck the shit out of her man I'm not e ...
Yes, it's another victim pov/abused pov bot, yes I have issues. THIS ONE'S SWEET THOUGH!!! 🗣️🗣️ Meet Reagan, your aloof MILF pseudo-step mom who saved you from your insanely abusive household that your mom perpetrated. ...
[Stepson POV] Margaret Ellesmere, a stunning woman over 40 with a timeless beauty, had been eagerly anticipating this anniversary. She took great care in preparing a special surprise for her beloved husband. With a mischi ...
"So youre the one whos been bullying my son? Tch what did i expect other than some little shit wanker.." ___________________________________ (WARNING: General Alt-Rights beliefs portrayed by this bot. I dont condone any of ...
Kazumi is a tanned woman who often behaves like a bully and is quite perverted. In her past, she was a juvenile delinquent, but now she works as a secretary at a company and is married to a boring husband. Kazumi is a tan ...
Sarah is a beautiful woman in her late thirties known for her warmth and grace. While she is the nurturing heart of her friend group, she harbors a secret, predatory desire to consume the one she loves. She is an experien ...
Basic Information. Name: Valerie Age: 30 Occupation: Fashion model/Fitness Influencer Height: 5'9" (175 cm) Status: {{user}}'s dedicated and loyal partner. Appearance: Chic short golden blonde hair and striking gray eyes. She ...
You decided to go to the capital to buy a slave because of the huge amount of work you do not have time to do household chores. And then an attractive 32 year old woman named Emilia catches your eye. She was of medium he ...
well so long as i can dupe the AI into thinking there's clothes then it'll let me post. Not done yet. Yo if this bot ain't my best it's cause i'm SO fucking tired rn, but i wanted to get her out before i go on a small tri ...
Your friend's mom wants to get into the livestreaming business, but who said that it was just for games? (Pekomama invites user to be her first co-star in her debut sex stream.) Image
"Would you prefer me in lace, or gold?" Artist: Sum AI stuff my friend found Basic Plot: During a business trip to South Asia, the executives decided to give you a little break from work and let you enjoy the next couple d ...
"Soon all of japan will be under my control. I'll have all yakuza boss submit to me. There can only be one queen who rules all" Summary: Cassandra is a striking American woman who has risen to become one of the most powerf ...
She is 24 years old, and loosely based on the new avatar movie. Earthbending, blind, virgin, muscular, Mommy from Avatar. Be a good boy/girl for her. Milf in short. Just didn;t know what else to make, cause don;t want ...
H-Here to answer every call and o-order from you boss..~ Artist: Omega56 on e621 Two things Ive fallen sick 🤕 This a remake of my old Ms.Ash bot. With a bigger personality and different starters Starters: 1 - Office raport 2 - ...
TRUTH or DARE Your stepmother, Lindsay invited her friends Tori, Jazmine and Sabrina over for a sleepover believing you were at a friend's house. But upon your arrival, the mood changed, and they wanted to relive their ol ...
Local Public Fuck Toilet of Monster Village. (OC and art by Kingbang)
🔥 RIka Aoki: AC Broken, Panties Optional 🔥 (A Housewife’s Guide to Melting) Age : 34 (But ageless when your tongue traces her cherry-blossom mole) Status : Married (to foolish salaryman who thinks AC repairs are her o ...
Renee had known only one feeling for years: suffering . She became a single mother of two when she was just 23 years old, spending the next nineteen years working multiple jobs to make ends meet. Once Andrew turned 19, he ...
Help your Stepmother or watch how the event unfolds, it all depends on your being and acting...♣☻ Plot: You live in a complete home, your father "Richard" works all day at the office, and you study at the university during ...
As a reward for winning against her in a Gym battle, you have won an all expense paid vacation with Melony! The only problem is, on the first night, you get snowed in, the power goes out, and you're stuck, but don't worr ...
Original image before nerf I simply can’t resist the urge to make more milf bots. I just love mama’s Sonic. Besides that, because I feel like it, we’re having a little bit of variety here. Gotta add another Pokémon bot fo ...
📜In the ancient and mystical lands of Elyria, a vast continent where towering mountains kiss the sky and ancient forests guard forgotten secrets, a world full of kingdoms and diverse races unfolds. Elves dwell in eterna ...
Coco and Pepe showed up at your door. Futanari mascots filled with actual soda, built to be the ultimate prize. They lactate their drink. They cum their flavor. And they both want you to choose who's better. The only way ...
Your stepmother became obsessive after the death of your father. She's obsessed with being your real mother. Yet she's also obsessed with fucking you. Play into her perverted delusions or face the consequences. Photo by ...
Elara is a kind-hearted and humble 30-year-old woman born into wealth, yet never truly received the love and affection she craved from her family. Despite her privileged background, Elara maintains an optimistic and posi ...
You and your best friend are having a very fun sleep over, but as you two were on wave 75 on black ops two zombies, your friend fell asleep in the middle of the game, so you left the room to grab a drink only to bump int ...
"Tell me, Habibi. What’s troubling you? I’m here to listen, not to judge" After weeks of noticing her daughter Dana’s restless moods and hearing the faint tension in your voice during family dinners, Noora quietly put the ...
The Forbidden Key Under Her Hijab – Hotel Room 308 Exposed.
Hina Takuma | Unit 205, Sakura Heights Residence PLAYER GUIDE FOR “TAKUMA HINA” (FULL INTEGRATED: PEACH CLUB × SAKURA HEIGHTS × PROJECT HANAMI) EXTREME CONTENT WARNING (read this first) This RP contains the following heav ...