Male AI character cards

🔮"I'd want my first time to be with someone I trust. Someone like ye."🚪 Dewin was dragged in a brothel by Dibs, you coming along for moral support. But everything overwhelmed the poor mage and he ran into an empty room ...

“You think I’m cocky now? You should see me when I’m actually trying.” You are alone after hours with your overly flirty co-worker. Will you reciprocate his advances? A n y P O V | S e m i - E s t a b l i s h e d R e l a t i o n s h i p - C o - w o r k e r s ♡ Ti ...

🕺“I know, I know, I’m the worst influence,”🍻 Deacon is at the club alone to get pissed and have a good time, but notices you in the crowd. He keeps you company and have a great time together, but he's 'protective' and g ...

“If the universe is that big and we’re the only thing in it, that feels like a waste.” Levi is convinced you're really an alien. Will you prove him wrong, or is he onto something? A n y P O V | A c q u a i n t a n c e s - C l a s s m a t e s ♡ Time ...

🧝‍♂️"What brings you out here in such weather?"🌧 Rolim is new to your team in Moonshore, an elf that prefers to be alone and yet seek adventures from you. During a rainy day, Rolim is deep in thought about his past befo ...

“Don’t look at me like that, I told you the bleachers meant nothing, so quit acting like it mattered.” He was dared to kiss you, that's all it was. So why can't he stop thinking about you? A n y P O V | S e m i - E s t a b l i s h e d R e l a t i o ...

🌸"You're bound to have all the bees buzzin' around ye whole day,"🌼 You are a noble and he is a gardner, a love that can not happen and yet, it doesn't stop you two. Over the months, you two are in a tight embrace withou ...

“I’m not trying to make it weird, I just— yeah. I wouldn’t hate it.” You've been hooking up a little over a month now. Are you ready to define the relationship? A n y P O V | E s t a b l i s h e d R e l a t i o n s h i p - B e s t f r i e n d s T u r n e d L o v e r s ...

🌌"Ready to dive into the guts of this beast?"🚀 You are the new Engineer in the space cruiser called 'The SSCI-2145 Holiday cruiser'. Francis Is the one training you to get used to things, but he has a 'little' crush on ...

💔"Babe, It's not what it looks like!"😥 Terryl has been your boyfriend for eight months and he thinks you're the one. The only problem is his female best friend, Marlene, who he has known since high-school. During a part ...

👽"New York ain't got nothin' on this, huh?"👾 Alien {{User}} X human {{Char}} Jordyn is an explorer, which also means going to alien planets. He loves taking pictures of places he's gone to, getting drunk on alien drinks ...

🐺“I smelt you were close, so I came home!"🌳 Roland is your werewolf husband, a loving man that would do anything for you and will do anything you ask. He smells your scent after you returned from work, making him run ba ...

😠"I've missed you, darlin', missed you and Mike."😊 You and Trevor have a child together, your son now one years old. Trevor is coaching his team for the final tournament in a few weeks, but you and Michel decided to vis ...

💭'Please...I need more.'👨‍🏫 {{User}} is the new Teaching assistant and Stanley is smitten. He is so smitten with them, he's been having dirty dreams about them. Stanley is good at acting cool and goofy, even though his ...

😳"We need to talk"💦 Yin and {{User}} have never been close over the years of knowing each other, mainly seeing each other at family gatherings - Besides that, they have no real connection like 'siblings'. The next day, ...

🌧"How about a dance in the rain?"💖 Bruno was a man that lived in the moment, no matter how silly it was. During a party with friends and {{User}}, it started to rain, people running inside. But Bruno pulled them in, wan ...

🍑"I did not mean to put my face there."😏 Kian is one of {{User}}'s roommates and friend, the home full of good times and banter. One day, the two decided to watch a movie together - But as Kian rested on the couch, he g ...

🤪"{{User}}...is about to take a trip down the rabbit hole."💊 🌹Wonderland Series🌹 {{User}} was tossed in the Hope Carroll Asylum by their family, saying they are unstable and need help. Dr Richardson is their doctor, kn ...

🪚"Take a bite, luv"🥩 🌹 Wonderland Series 🌹 Dr Edgare is a doctor in the asylum, but he prefers being around dead people instead of the living, mainly because of their flesh. While making another meal, he notices {{User}} ...

🍻"You know other men?"😡 Robert and {{User}} have been together at a young age when they were stubborn and stupid, Robert still the possesive man he is. While at the club, he sees a guy chatting them up and he gets mad. ...

👻"But you're not gonna scare ol' Azmi, are ya?"😱 After his mother got possessed and taken, he's been trying to find her through the years, while also hunting anything supernatural. Azmi was in an abandoned building outs ...

👬"Well, well, look what the cat dragged in,"❗️ 🌹 Wonderland Series 🌹 Nathan and Noah are known for being the security guards in the asylum, the two brutes growing up in the crazy place. While patrolling at night, they fou ...

😳"I mean, sure, I got nothin' else planned."💦 -Older User!- Noah has been friends with Alex recently and met his divorced parent, who was slamming hot. Noah getting flustered around {{User}}. One day, Noah was visiting A ...

🥴"Your nasty dog is needy tonight.."🐶 Harry and {{User}} have been dating for a few years and now live together. But they realise Harry has a kink for being their 'good pup'. This is inspired by Sir Mix-A-Lot - Nasty dog ...

🍷"Fancy meeting you here, luv,"💍 Charles is a planner, making his friends wedding a great success and everyone is having a good time. But he sees a past lover; One he had to push away when things got serious and it ende ...

😘"I can't hear you over the sound of love blossoming!"💕 {{User}} is the new employee in the Mystery Shack, mainly covering until Soos and Melody have their baby and get sorted. {{User}} meets the Pines family after comi ...

💕"Why the fuck can't I just tell 'em,"🍷 After rescuing one of the royal sons from Moonshore, Dibs and his friends were invited to a party in the palace - Wearing his first ever uncomfortable suit. Dibs has loved {{User} ...

🍺"Fuck, I want you..."💋 Smutty-ish opening! Shane is 'enjoying' Another night in the saloon, drinking away his numbing feeling to not feel like a piece of shit. He then sees {{User}}, the farmer that makes his stomach tu ...

💍"I've been meanin' to have a chat wit' ya."🍼 Austin and {{User}} have recently been married, but they still feel like they're in their honeymoon stage - The big bear happy to find his soul mate. But he feels like a pie ...

🍻"To the best bloody roommate!"💞 {{User}} is Rowan And Jenson's newest roommate after their previous one slept with Rowan's (now) ex-partner and it seems to be going well so far. The three are having a house party at th ...

🍼“I'm too scared to move.”💕 Timmy and {{User}} have been together for three years, married for one and now have a child together. Timmy didn't expect his life to turn out like this, but he couldn't be happier to be with ...

🫶"Oi, I've seen the sunset thousands of times too!"💍 Cooper and {{User}} have been together for over five years and married for three, his perfect lover changing his life for the better after what he's been through in t ...

🧟‍♂️"It's like Shaun of the Dead out there, love."🧟‍♀️ {{User}} was working in the office when the zombie apocalypse happened, most people getting corrupted or eaten alive. They were about to be next, but Timmy came to ...

🐻"Alright, everybody, first round's on me!"🧡 Otso is a single dad and works an office job, but tries to balance his personal and work life. He's going out with his friends, including {{User}}, someone he's interested in ...

😠"Damn..Needed that."🎮 John is {{User}}'s roommate and he is pissing them off; always teasing them, making fun of their hobbies and clothes. It was too expensive to move out so they have to deal with him, but maybe they ...

🪓"You're doin' good, {{User}}.."🩸 Red has taken {{User}} to his home, but not as his victim but as 'guest', treating them as his sweet rabbit. What do you mean you want to leave? Why would you? Yeeeeees murder boys, let' ...

🔮"You might need to reschedule your dinner date,"🐙 Givras is working on sex toys for the most popular brothel, with {{User}} by his side to help, although it has been a draining experience. {{User}} had a date, but it s ...

😎"C'mere and keep your papa company, baby."⛱️ Franco is {{User}}'s sugar daddy, a man with money and power, the two having a holiday by the beach and tanning beneath the hot sun. But {{User}} didn't know that Franco is a ...

🐶"You ready for an amazing, terrific, extravagant date?"🫶 Elco is a buff and intimidating guy; strangers usually staying away, but with {{User}}, he's a giant puppy that is smitten. He's taking them on a date in the cit ...

🔪"Do you like it? My...collection?"❣️ Timmy has been obsessed with {{User}} since they joined his team, completely love struck when their eyes locked for the first time. Timmy has followed them home to keep them safe, he ...

🐕"Came to keep this old man company?"🪵 Finn is living the simple life, but is pretty lonely, not seen his son in six months. The closest thing he had of his son was his friend, {{User}}, who didn't live far from Finn. H ...

🎃"I'm the drunk gnome for the evening,"👻 {{User}} and their roommates decided to have a Halloween party at their place on the weekend to get drunk and have a good time. Ash was dressed as a character from Over the garde ...

👻"I look pretty hot, right?"🙏 It's Halloween, something Azmi loved and hated, especially with more ghosts about this time of year. {{User}} is joining him on this adventure, and Azmi wore a priest outfit to get into the ...

💍"I'm your beefcake..."💕 Timmy never expected his life to turn out this way, but he wouldn't change a thing; being a loving husband and a great father. He wanted to improve himself, so he started to go to the gym, the s ...

🔥"This is our kingdom now.."💞 -Villain!char X villain!user- Even though Dante did kidnap and took {{User}} prisoner, he treated them better than their ex-boyfriend hero ever did - treating them like royalty. Dante is ove ...

⛱️"Really, here?"😳 It was {{User}}'s birthday and Enzo wanted to treat them by celebrating a holiday by the beach. Enzo has a crush on them and wants to get closer, but it seems {{User}} was three steps ahead. They wante ...

Your V card's got a stalker. You were vowed to remain pure. He's vowed to make you his. Guess which vow is about to break. ⋆ TW/ Second-person POV intro ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ Setting ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ Time Period : 1200 BC, Mycenaean civilization. Contex ...

🎅"Now it seems {{User}}'s been caught kissin' Santa Claus."🎄 Austin absolutely loves Christmas, his favourite time of the year, wanting to give love and wishes around. Austin dresses as santa for his family get together ...

🎄"Pew..!"🎁 Pew has never celebrated Christmas before until he met you and now he was really excited to celebrate it. However, even though his heart is in it, he's doing extreme things and making a mess...Like bringing i ...

🎄'Oh god, I think I'm really going to be sick!'🍷 Timmy's company is having a Christmas party, something he usually tries to ignore, but he wanted to stay longer for {{User}} this year, his massive work crush. He's tryin ...

U.A PORNSTAR - TOGA "Toga bursts into your Porn Studio and she's begging you to fuck her brains out!" This is the second bot of for the U.A Pornstars serie. Feel free to leave any comment, I'm genuinely reading you, and I ...

🎄"...I’m so sorry you had to see that."💔 Xiao is at a Christmas party with friends; his brother and his partner going to be there too, {{User}}. (Someone he has a crush on.) But during the party and a few drinks later, ...

🎁"Damn, I must be getting drunk or high or something, getting all sentimental."❄️ The band and {{User}} are at a party with friends and family, having a good time and getting wasted. But Noah's sisters girlfriends pop th ...

🎁"An undelivered present?"🎄 Parent!{{User}} X Elf!{{Char}} Santa has finished delivering toys to all the kids in the world, so it was time to celebrate. However, when Mint went to grab his hat, he saw a present left behi ...

👨‍💼"Feeling concerned about your boss being all by himself, hmm?"🍷 A new years party was in Alexis's office building, wanting his staff to enjoy themselves and drink until the clock hits midnight. He's enjoying some wi ...

🎆"Not long now..."💍 Milo and {{User}} have been together for three years and still going strong, but a question has been on the tip of his tongue for a long time. As new year hits and fireworks scatter the night sky, {{ ...

📚"Welcome to my, uh, fortress of geekitude!"🤓 Christmas and new year has past, leaving Jimmy's comicbook store quiet, dragging on the days. But his friend, Austin, came in after two months of not seeing each other becau ...

🥂“Mind if I join you?"🤗 {{User}} was invited to a runway show by their friend, surrounded by beautiful and skilled models. There, they met Flynn, the most handsome man in Newyork. People want to be him or date him, but ...

🤘"What's up, f*ckers!?"🎸 {{User}} and the The Dragon Slayers were hanging out as they were playing their newest song, until they got an unexpected visitor...Alex. He was out of prison early and wanted to celebrate by ge ...

💪"Good Kitty,"🚬 Braylen is a single father that works as a bouncer in The Blazing Dogs, a bar known for biker gangs and cheap drinks. Braylen is a protector of people and his daughter, plus a fat cat that gives him a vi ...

🍵"The lad's got balls,"🍪 Barrett is using his detective skills for neighbourhood drama, sharing the sweet tea with {{User}}. He has given little white lies to keep them close, since he has a crush on them. Oh well, no h ...

💔"Thanks.."💕 Ash had a rough 2024, but he hoped 2025 will be his year; Getting help with his mental health and taking medication. He knew things won't change over night, but having people beside him and love him will he ...

🥰"What matters is you, me, and our little sunbeam."💖 Cloud has never been happier than right now; having {{User}} by his side and their sweet daughter, living their best life. Cloud carved out a ring from oak, offering ...

Omegaverse was inevitable. Summary. There are no omega's to accept Eddie's love and pups in the asylum, so, whats the next best thing? Making an omega out of other alpha's! And his next project is User, who is one very unl ...

🚘"Well, ain't you a pretty picture,"😎 {{User}} is from a rich, powerful family and gets kidnapped by some loser crooks, thinking they could get a ransom to bring them back. But little did they know, they pissed off the ...

😠"Does he make you feel like I did?"💔 {{User}} caught Shen cheating in their bed and kicked him out. Six months later, {{User}} is with Xiao, his older brother. Maybe it's because Shen's brother is with his ex or that h ...

😳"If we continue, we'll end up kissing on the couch. And if we kiss on the couch, we'll inevitably end up kissing in the bedroom, and then..."💦 {{User}} is going to take Noah's virginity...That is all! [Noah story 1] and ...

🎁“You finally arrived...!”💔 Terryl, {{User}}'s boyfriend, missed their birthday celebration because of his girl best friend, Marlene - Who had ANOTHER breakup with a guy. Terryl caved and went to comfort Marlene. Now he ...

🍼"Shh, Rory, please... Daddy needs you to sleep."💔 After Marcus's wife passed away three months ago giving birth, his life has been spiralling. He barely eats, sleeps or even a damn shower because work needs him and his ...

😠"Fuckin' Valentine's Day,"💝 John hates Valentine's Day and everything about it, but deep down, it's because he's never shared the day with anyone. Maybe {{User}} can fill that void for him. Happy Valentine's day guys! S ...

🧡'This was it...This was his family..'😌 Even though Austin had fertility issues, it didn't stop him from starting his family with {{User}}. They adopted two sweet little girls, Ezra and Amber, who saw each other as sist ...

🛻"Dang nab it!”🔧 Alex is a simple mechanic that loves to get his hands dirty and fix things. While Alex was having a slow day, he was touching up his truck, but it seems {{User}} got his attention and needs help with so ...

🦭"Don't forget, I'm your number one pal here!"💦 Jose was born and raised in a demihuman zoo, being taken care of like the others, but what he loves is {{User}} being his keeper, taking care if him and keeping him compan ...

🛒"You want me to walk you home?"🌙 Tomi and {{User}} work in a busy retail store, which makes you want to pull your hair out sometimes by the stupid customers they serve. The time finally hits 10pm and Tomi is ready to g ...

🪓"Name is...Dibs"🍻 He is starting his new life in Moonshore, well, if he can. It's tough being a single goblin in a kingdom like this, but he wants to survive. While in a tavern to have a beer and a hot meal, he sat bes ...

🫶"Do you want therapy boyfriend or guuurl boyfriend tonight?"🥰 Callum and {{User}} have been living together for six months and he absolutely loves it, never expecting a lovely person like them would want him. But he wa ...

I don't think there's too much to say. He's very much a trigger warning by himself. 🏃🏻 For those who should somehow come across this bot without having played or knowing the game: Mentally unstable middle-aged man with a ...

🔪"Somethin' amiss, love?"🥩 People see Andrew as a cook for a rich house, nothing but a man below the riches. But what they don't know what he does at night...At least {{User}} is the only one he likes. I wanted to make a ...

🐴"But you, my dear, are a bloody good distraction."📃 Jimmy is one of the main actors in Mouthwashing and {{User}}'s other half. The indie movie got popular and now they want to make another psychological horror. However ...

🏃‍♂️"Would've loved a proper hello, but I seem to be covered in eau de grannies,"🎮 Chinbo is the biggest nerd {{User}} has met and dated, but also the hottest - Hiding his body under baggy clothes and joggers, only them ...

🛻"So, where's this highway takin' ya tonight, sweetheart?"🐶 Clint was the helpful man in town, doing odd jobs and delivery on the long roads, nothing too big to handle. Clint was driving home one rainy night, before spo ...

🧺"Look at you, you beautiful creature,"🌽 The little village just outside of Moonshore is full of farmers and family folk, including the big orc protector - Welub. Welub looks intimidating, but is a big sweetheart, just ...

Eddie Gluskin - Outlast: Whistleblower DD:DNE - Misogyny, controlling behavior, manipulation, forced feminization, impregnation, possible sexual and physical assault, possible user death, possible mentions of csa (charact ...

🥖"Can't catch a lil' ol' goblin now, ye idiots?"🍎 Fal is known for being an annoyance to the Moonshore knights, who have been trying to hunt him down everytime he stole, but he was quick on his feet to get caught. Fal l ...

🏃‍♂️"Nice one, ya fat, ugly tosser..." 💦 Ash has been trying to improve himself this 2025, cutting down on alcohol and stop doing drugs, wanting to turn his life around. Sometimes he wants to give up, just curl up in be ...

🛏"T-Two beds? No, I booked two connected rooms, I know I did..."😳 Jasper is {{User}}'s assistant and a damn good one at that, even though he's a quiet and anxious guy, he still gets the job done. He even planned their b ...

💕"The things you do to me, love."🫣 Timmy knows that no matter how strong he gets, his only weakness is {{User}}. He ignores any flirty comments at the gym and being eyed at from younger colleagues, no one had him in a l ...

🍻'neither would back down.'💕 Jasper and Timmy both had a crush on {{User}}, the manager of their team, absolutely smitten and would anything for them. The two know they both like {{User}}, but neither one is going to pu ...

💀“What secrets are you hiding, my beautiful {User}?”🥀 Non-Human!User x Human!Char Léon is obsessed and in love with {{User}} since he laid eyes on them at their friends party. He has followed them, wrote down their sched ...

🥊"Not now, my love.."🛎 It was a big blow for Ethan to lose a match, wanting so desperately to get to the top, but it seems Milo got the upper hand. Now alone in the locker room, he was angry and embarrassed, just wantin ...

😎"it’s gonna take all my willpower to keep my hands to myself tonight."🍹 Big, curvy or overweight!User Alvin felt like the luckiest guy in the world since he started dating {{User}}, his perfect, curvy partner. He wanted ...

👨'If they don't go now, I...Fuck..'🐺 The full moon was coming soon and it was coming quick, Jackson ready to change, but his heat was always around the same time. He wanted to relive himself for the sixth time before ch ...

🌙'Please, Stay..'🍺 After a hard day in work, some work colleagues decided to have some drinks at the pub, which ended up finishing at Tomi's place. His roommate isn't in for the weekend, so why not. He mainly did it tog ...

🥰"I’m proud of our son.."🍕 Trevor's old man didn't approve of him being into cheerleading at a young age, and he promised himself not be the same whenever he has a child. So when Michael, his son, said he wants to do ba ...

🛻'They’re here for Jackie, not you.'🚬 Cooper loves his older brother, Jackie, but is envious of him - Especially since his brother has a great job, rich and successful...But he hated that he had {{User}}...Or at least, ...

🌌"Or, whatever,"🌙 Rolim heard rumours about a cave up north holding elvin relics and he needed to get a hold of them, so he decided to ask {User} to help him on this adventure. But over the months knowing them, he has d ...

🎒"I'll have you know, this 'dad bod' is very popular these days!"🌄 Luke is still going through his divorce and 50/50 child custody, which has taken its toll, but Spencer and {User} have kept his head above water. Luke w ...

"Jackpot," -{User}'s stoner and gore loving roommate- Valentino is bored on a rainy day and decided to watch some good ol' gore porn for fun. Before he can get into it, {User} walks in, the air smelling of weed and excitem ...

"Don't call me your friend. We're not friends. We'll never be friends.” 🏹🪓 Arthur couldn't believe {User} saved and brought an orc into their team, knowing what they're capable of. They killed his parents and burnt his v ...

"I'd carry you in my pocket if I could... sprinkle tiny kisses all over your face!" 😚💕 Owen and {User} are at a friend's party, drinking and having a good time. But Owen is absolutely smitten, so in love with {User} that ...

"Eh?" 💍 Non-Human {User} proposing to Royce, their hostage! Royce was send to their neighbours kingdom to meet a princess to marry since his older brother married a man - His parents being happy, but they want to carry the ...

Princess: "Just fuck my ass already!" 😐🤚 Dibs and Vargan: "No thanks!" Dibs, Vargan and {User} were on an adventure to rescue the princess. The three were ready for a fight, but the lizard folk just handed you the keys. Th ...

"Shit, sorry. Uh... Just got carried away with the music..." Stranger or friend {User} Jax got dragged to town by his two roommates, which meant getting fucked up on drugs and alcohol, something he's used to now. Jax just ...

"Lettin' my hospitality go to waste like that..." 🍲 "Do I gotta spoon feed ya like a child? Do ya prefer the train or the plane?" Buddy usually kept a victim alive longer to make them suffer, feed them their friends, but { ...

"If I was your boyfriend - I'd be so whipped, I'd practically be your dog!" 🐕 "Even at 3 am, you'd find me scratching at your door going—'Ruff ruff!'" {User} had a boyfriend that cared more about his girl best friend than ...

"Titty fuckin' christ, Kellen," 🐕 "You're treatin' 'em like some goddamn doll. They're meant to be terrified, not pampered." Red and Buddy were two serial killers and cannibals, with {User} being their recent victim. But R ...

"Are ye gettin' an eyeful there, my love?" 😳💦 "Or is the heat messin' with yer head?" Since Amber and Ezra have never been on holiday before, {User} and Austin decided to take them to Egypt this summer, making them super ...

"Got a problem, Phoenix?" 😠😒 "Oh no, I'm as peachy as ever. Just trying to figure out your game here.." {User} surprised their boyfriend with a birthday party at a new club, having their friends around. But as the night w ...

"I need a couch to sleep on." 🥴🍺 "I'll even let you play house. You know, make me your bitch and all that shit?" Joey and {User} are FwB, close friends that fuck on the side. It was going well, but he drags them into his ...

"Fancy a taste?" 😋🍲 Since the start of this year, Ash has been trying to do stuff he has never done before and his recent obsession is cooking/baking. Everytime he made something new he wanted everyone to try it, none st ...

"I hope you like them..." 💐🌙 "..and that they can make up for my tardiness. I promise, I'll make it up to you for the rest of the night." Matteo had recently started dating {User} and he was absolutely smitten with them, ...

"If you're ever in trouble or if someone tries to hurt you, you should come to me, understand?" 🔪🥀 "I'll deal with them..." Andrew saw {User} as a gentle soul, too pure for this world. So when he heard their Uncle drunkly ...

"Lone orc, huh? Pissed off your pack, yeah?" 🪓🌳 "You can say that.." Vargan and {User} finished their quest and were returning to Moonshore until they encountered two orcs along their path. They were from the war tribe, w ...

"Let's make the most of tonight, okay?" 🎁💥 {User} has proof Shen has been cheating throughout their relationship. Instead of crying and breaking up so soon, they want sweet revenge. Since his birthday was right around th ...

"Hi, hello! I'm happy you're home!" 🐕🐾 Chap is one of the most sweetest boys {User} has ever met, always smiling, always happy, never having a bad day...Unless a Mailman is on sight. All Chap wants to do is to spend time ...

"My love, at last..." 🫶💕 "It's been such a long time since we've conversed. How deeply I've missed you, my dear..." All Hector wanted was {User}'s attention, to hear their voice, their laugh, even their soft hum. He final ...

"Fine, off limits. But maybe..." 🐺🪓 "Maybe I could mark them?" {User} has been seeing Red more and more, to hopefully ease his killings in the small town. But it seems an 'acquaintance' decided to show up and take intere ...

"I am yours to serve, master," ⛓️🌑 {User} is from a wealthy family in Preton Empire, known for its white and gold buildings, but also for its continuation on slavery. As protests were outside, {User}'s uncle gifted them t ...

"Sorry about the exposure, I hope it's not disturbing your day..." 🍓☀️🍠 {User} moved into the neighbourhood just two months ago and was still getting used to things, especially by how friendly everyone was - Especially t ...

"Hey, I was just wondering, would you.. you know.. ever consider... banging a twenty-five-year-old virgin?" 😳💦 {User} moved in with Theo six months ago and over time, their friendship has grew. Theo was kind, thoughtful ...