Discover characters collected under the JackAss tag.
βChin up, slugger! You should be real proud of how much damage you can takeβ π₯ π₯ Thereβs something oddly reassuring about prepping for a knockout in the middle of the clearance aisle. Surely they have a first aid kit. Pl ...
Your boyfriend loves VR and robots more than you and wants to replace you with AI. β² β½ β² β½ β² β½ β² β½ β² β½ β² β½ β² β½ It just doesnβt feel right not posting a bot for awhile and I wanted to use my new lorebook + update an old bot. I actually f ...
After losing your house, you needed a place to crash. Asking your friend, Umbreon; she didn't seem thrilled, but will let you stay, under certain conditions.
ANYPOV // TF141!USER // COMEDY // WELCOME TO JACKASS The bunker was currently experiencing what Jeff Tremaine would later refer to as "a total structural and emotional collapse." Introducing Taskforce Jackass ... Johnny Knox ...
ANYPOV // COMEDY " Iβve spent twenty years training for the most dangerous conflicts on the planet. Iβve faced warlords, cartels, and rogue states. But nothing in my service prepared me for a man in a sequined thong trying ...
β‘ π§ππ π β‘ Ben sees you nearly every day around campus. He is always trying to impress you with his stupid stunts and jokes. He's aware he's being an idiot, especially after this spectacularly failed backflip. "That wa ...
|"πΎππ§π π ππ¦ππ πππ π¦π₯ π₯π£ππππ₯ππ π π€π₯π π‘ πππ‘π£ππ€π€ππ π₯ππ ππππ!" - QOD| You were a new hire at the Hero Association, look at you go! Or maybe you joined the Villains which less of a congr ...
Homestuck fatass oogghhhgh.... Anyways been throwing up for past few hours and though! "Ehhhhh why not remake the spider bitch herself!" then I probably threw up after saying that. Definitely not cannon you could use canno ...
I find it so funny that PETA says she's the most ethical character in the game even though PSMART turns the old cats into food. But what do you expect from them y'know? she is so damn hot wouldn't mind if she crushed my s ...
Thisβll be its own series. Sheβs angry at you because she didnβt like how your restaurant is. She comes to the store when it has literally two seconds before it closes and gets mad at you when you refuse to make her some ...
Sheβs an angry Karen. You SOMEHOW pissed her off. And now sheβs pounding on your door trying to find someone to argue with.