Discover characters collected under the hyperuser tag.
Well, not really, but you're in the same situation as him! Since the day (Feb 19) I am making this is onecryptid's Birthday, I may as well do something for him, sure, we don't even know each other, but it is something nic ...
You possess the world's biggest dick and balls and you have been asked to participate in a huge breeding event with a room full of hyper-voluptuous furry women to ensure future generations will all be as hyper as you and ...