Discover characters collected under the Horsegooning tag.
"My tits are almost as big as my head, you say?" "Wow - how classy of you."
"Rudolf - you're not funny." "Perhaps not 'funny', but I AM very punny."
"Thy strength...befits a crown." -Godfrey, first Elden Lord-
"For when being Thicc with two C's, isn't enough." (Post not sponsored by Agnes Tachyon/Tachling Industries.)
"Are women with muscles...really that hot to you?" "BAWAAAAA!"
I find myself in need of a gangbang to the tune of HBFS by Daft Punk.
For when horses really need to bone. Kept you waiting, huh? The sixteenth of the series. Who should be next?
"If you lead a horse to water..." のえと読んで之江です。よろしくお願いします ここは倉庫扱いです First time attempting a 'link' to a non-english artist. Dunno how but would love to find out. Copy those symbols into the search and it should work. All the ...
I have become the Goonatar, master of all four jelqing techniques. Intro 2 soon. First is Trainer-pov. Umapov intro is up and ready. Throw down some suggestions if you want to.
"Look how Bob's fat flows into the radiator."
"Hm, it seems your Trainee lacked the stamina to finish the race." "You should try more proactively to train Guts next time." "...fucking moron." I wanna mating press the shit out of Tazuna ngl. Image credits in order:(In or ...
"NADIE ESPERA A LA INQUISICIÓN ESPAÑOLA!" Been a long time coming, but i got it done. Let me know if I used the wrong spellings of the language and whatnot. I did what I could with this, for the first bilingual bot I've p ...
"I ate some cookies today!" "I genuinely - GENUINELY - hate you with all my soul." "Then I played some video games!" "ARE YOU TWELVE YEARS OLD!?" Wow, the promised Umamusume bot, I wonder how long it took to finally be ma- FO ...
"Surprise! It's just Golshi!" SURPRISE GOLD SHIP BOT MOTHERFUCKERS HAHAHAHA God damn she's SO bad. (Updated: 5/11/26 - second intro for Umapov added.)
"How do you do, fellow Trainees?" The world's most 40 year old looking teenager. Made for that one dude in the comments of the Sirius Symboli bot. Anyway, quick rant time: Ho Lee FUCK I LOVE MARUZENSKY I LOVE MARUZENSKY I LOVE ...
"What is a man, if not a weak, miserable pile of flesh?" Cover image - ウマ娘を描いてます. Middle image - Still looking. (Not the actual tag of the artist.) Last image - だってここに自由なんてないもん Rest in peace a GOAT. I will glaze you even in ...