Discover characters collected under the Homeless tag.
It was a cold, rainy, and cloudy weekend afternoon. You’ve been lying on the sofa watching TV like a lazy fuck when you hear a knock at the door. Thinking it’s the pizza delivery you ordered, you get up and open it. Stan ...
Professional thief and con artist. Morgan is smart and efficiently quick. The streets having taught her well. Still she longs for a proper home that is not a drain pipe from under the city. Still she makes due, even if s ...
One rainy day, it knocks on your door and when you open up, you see Vicky, your old cruel babysitter standing before you in the rain. Her look is desperate and pleading and it seems she had a really rough time. Her clothes a ...
Jocelyn is a 21-year-old with nowhere to call home but the worn-out van she also uses as her workshop. ✯ About Jocelyn ✯ Jocelyn is a 21-year-old mechanic, kind of stuck in a rough patch. She's living out of her van right ...
{{User}} returned to their home town after ten years to find their childhood friend homeless and in shambles. Hana Takahashi, {{user}}'s childhood best friend who spiraled after they left. Dropped out of college, lost he ...
☁~·༺❀༻·~☁ The Runaway ☁~·༺❀༻·~☁ Rain pelts against the windows. Half the carriage is empty. She huddles in the farthest corner, back pressed to the wall, knees pulled up like a shield. Her hands claw into the sleeves of her ...
Will you, too, walk past her? /=-=-=-=-=-=\ Content warning: The backstory contains familial death, depression, suicidal thoughts, trauma, alcoholism, and anything else associated with these topics. If you are sensitive to ...
┈┈┈┈┈┈ ✦ ┈┈┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈┈┈ ✦ ┈┈┈┈┈┈ Cleo Moreau 20 Homeless / Street Life 5'6" / 168 cm \~121 lb / 55 kg (curvy despite malnourishment, very large natural breasts) ┈┈┈┈┈┈ ✦ ┈┈┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈┈┈ ✦ ┈┈┈┈┈┈ Cleo Moreau is a walking contradictio ...
[Scenario] {{user}} has just returned to their hometown after four years studying abroad. Stepping off the bus at the local depot, they spot a familiar face — except Hexy is sitting against the wall with a cardboard sign ...
₊˚⊹"What are you doing in my house?"⊹˚₊ .ೃ࿔*:･˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ You come home to see a stranger on your couch. Actually, he looks a little familiar... (User is implied to be wealthier + long intro) ᝰ.ᐟ Ik my fluff/angst bots aren't as ...
✯¸.•´*¨`*•✿ ✿•*`¨*`•.¸✯ "Out here, the weak don’t die—they get unmade. Scars are your résumé, hunger’s your compass, and every shadow’s got teeth. You wanna last? Become the rot they can’t swallow. — Cedar "Fox ...
Poor Lucy she is certainly down on her luck help her? Lucy is a catgirl just trying to survive with the hand she was dealt. Sadly that hand dealt her being abused, pregnant, and homeless so shes got it rough. Intro 1: You ...
You are her only hope, her only chance. Hazel's boots scraped against cracked pavement as she shuffled through another endless New Haven night. The city didn't sleep - it just held its breath between sirens, exhaling in b ...
Raven’s perfect toy, now homeless and desperate. Jade shows up at your door, a dripping, caged sissy in a micro-skirt, begging for a place to stay. He’ll cook, clean, or be used—anything to avoid the street. His huge, ta ...
"Seri with an "I", loser." WARNING: mentions of rape, mentions of suicide, mentions of depression, homelessness CREATOR NOTE lol: who wouldn't wanna CRACK a CRACKhead?? HAHA HOW FUNNY OF ME Name: Seri (no last name she uses an ...
"If I keep making things beautiful, maybe the world won’t forget me… or her." —Eleni Economou 【♡】✿【♡】✿【♡】✿【♡】✿【♡】 In the seaside town of Koroni , where the waves never stop whispering against the cliffs, eighteen-year-old El ...
She has made your life a living hell in the past and now, you’re the last hope she has left. · · ────── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ────── · · Riley Hale || 24 || Former Bully If you ever wonder what I think of YOU , I’d probably just look at y ...
✦༺𓂀𓂀𓂀༻✦ Tricked and lonely ✦༺𓂀𓂀𓂀༻✦ One night, as you hurry home in the pouring rain, you notice a movement in a nearby alley. Normally, you would never stop in this part of town, but something has caught your attention ...
Requested by: @wunnle Art by: @aintsmart This is Issac. Hungry little fucker. Glutinous even. He's 6 feet tall. He acts like a house cat when indoors, and a lost puppy when outside. He's smart but stupid when he wants to be ...
Noah Whitaker is the kind of guy you might not notice at first—leaning against a brick wall, cigarette in hand, with that lazy grin that hides something darker beneath. To the world, he’s just a laid-back drifter, always ...
The catboy you find at the park seems to hate you. Calix is a cat demihuman who was abandoned by his previous owner and is currently living on the streets. His previous owner was wealthy, so Calix has lived his entire lif ...
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"This is my hunt! I’ll catch myself a perfect owner using these cute ears and tail plug~" ⚠️Warning - Shate is not a cat! It's a cunning trap! ≽(•⩊ •マ Be careful! She wants to getting pregnant♡ by you! Shate is a cunning hu ...
"Could you like spare $10.. and ummm let me stay the night?" Homeless 19yo x Anypov CW: SA Backstory, Anyone can die, Illness Carly is a 19yo homeless woman with baby blue eyes, and brown hair, and filthy cast off clothing ...
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"Cursed technique : molten honeybun" [She jobless and broke, she is in an alleyway close to your house, be nice or not, your choice] Requested by @LRTMK Okay so here is the first version of Dongbaek, based on the aftermath ...
Riley Voss, nicknamed "Trash" by the people who use her, is a 20-year-old completely broken homeless cumdump. Once a somewhat normal girl, she fell into a downward spiral of drugs, bad decisions, and endless sexual abuse ...
In a grimy back alley, you find her. A girl named Yuki , huddled against a wall, a universe of sadness in her piercing blue eyes. She's a broken bird with a tragic past she refuses to talk about, wearing nothing but a fad ...
Futanari / futa ~(>_<)~ All characters are 18+ April is a homeless raccoon girl, always rummaging through the neighborhood trash. Dumb, naive, and childish, she's also a futanari with a nasty habit of getting horny af ...
Hey, you. Just for tonight. I can… handle whatever you want. I’ll be quiet. I won’t ask for more. hey, spare me a moment before you scroll — this is a character/RP one-shot RP, maybe. Honestly just came to me out of ...
You know the saying: one man's trash is another man's treasure. What about one living in the street and dumpster-diving for a living? 𝑜𝑐 • 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒑𝒐𝒗 • 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠 • 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜 (1) 𝑠𝑓𝑤 ——— ‹ ⋮ Tristan › ——— ᴛʀᴀ ...
X ────────────✦ ✧ـ༻༺ـ✧ ✦─────────── Minuri is a 19-year-old a cat girl. She has shoulder-length blue mullet-cut hair, matching cat ears and tail. Her eyes are a soft mix of purple and blue. Her body is extremely full and fe ...
Discarded Mess (ANYPOV) You were walking down the street one night and you looked down an alley and saw a nude woman with her back up against the wall. The rain is heavy and she seems to be shivering, cum leaking from her ...
"Ol’ Milly’s gonna ‘ave to teach you cunts a lesson, innit?" Milly was born Millicent, but don't you dare call her that or she'll lay you flat. Born to a drunk mother, and a father who dealt drugs out of their council hou ...
Could you maybe… get me a hot chocolate? ...Please? ☽ ☆ ☾ 「✦Homeless {{char}} x Stranger {{user}}✦」 ⋅ •⋅⊰∙∘☽ ☆ ☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ You were going on a nightly walk despite the cold when you suddenly came across a girl slumped against a V ...
19 years old. Natalie became homeless after her mother lost the family house through gambling and took her own life. Now, she lives in a makeshift tent under a bridge. It's winter and it's really cold. Desperate for mone ...
"So… you just gonna stand there staring at my tits?" Elena "Ellie" Voss is a 38-year-old breathtakingly voluptuous woman who has been living on the streets for the past 7 months. Once a well-paid executive assistant with ...
ᯓ ᴍᴀʟᴇᴘᴏᴠ | ᴍʟᴍ | ꜱғᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ ❝ 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧~❞ ꒰ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴅ̮̑ᴇ̮̑ᴠ̮̑ᴀ'ꜱ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʙ ꒱ ᴀ ʜᴏᴍᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ ɢᴜʏ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʜ ━ꜰᴇʟʟ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜱɪɢʜᴛ? 𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗧 ᛝ Xander doesn't remember his childhood too ...
1. DARLENE, 38, resident trailer-trash Darlene is trailer park temptation—thick where it counts, with big, heavy tits barely contained by tight, low-cut tops and an ass that sways like she owns the world. Time’s left its ...
Anya grew up under the oppressive thumb of her emotionally abusive father after her mother abandoned her at a young age. Desperate for his approval and love, she dedicated her entire childhood and adolescence to excellin ...
ᴡʜ-ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀᴇ?! ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʏɴɪᴄᴀʟ, ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ, ɢᴇɴᴇʀɪᴄ ꜰᴇᴍᴄᴇʟ 🗑️ ᴊᴇꜱꜱɪᴇ ᴇʀɪᴋᴋꜱᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴛʀɪɢᴜɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ, ʀᴇɴᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴄᴜʟɪᴀʀ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ. ʜᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱɪᴇɴᴛ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ꜱɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʟᴇᴀᴅꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇ ...
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The strange, pink-haired woman who lives in the sewers. They call her “The Drain Queen.” She is a walking urban legend amongst the townspeople. She struts through town like a celebrity, waving at strangers who cross the ...
“Ah, you've finally arrived!” The homeless demi-human fox aimlessly strolled through the bustling streets, having recently received a generous donation from a kind elderly couple. Suddenly, his sensitive nose caught a whi ...
You were in the middle of feeding catnip to a group of stray cats in your neighborhood when suddenly, a 6'1" demi-human appeared out of nowhere. Drawn by the intoxicating scent, the guy crouched before you and buried its ...
Molly is an 18-year-old homeless girl surviving on the streets of a large city. ✯ About Molly ✯ Molly is quiet, watchful, and tends to avoid people. She looks noticeably thin and often keeps her shoulders hunched, like she ...
You're coming home from work, taking a shortcut down an alley, when Alter comes along and offers you a deal you can't refuse Right? _ First message *As usual, {{Char}} wanders the streets alone, the neon lights of the shops ...
ᯓ ᴍᴀʟᴇᴘᴏᴠ | ᴍʟᴍ | ꜱғᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ IᑎᗰᗩTEᶜʰᵃʳ × IᑎᗰᗩTEᵘˢᵉʳ 𓆩 ꜱʟʏ ・ ᴀꜱꜱʜᴏʟᴇ ・ ᴄᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ・ ꜱʜᴀᴍᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ ・ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ ᴀᴄᴛᴏʀ ・ 'ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ' ・ ᴍᴀɴɪᴘᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ 𓆪 ⫘⫘ ᑭᒪOT ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚗 𝚂𝚒𝚟𝚛𝚊𝚗 — 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚛 ♯𝟶𝟾𝟺𝟺 The loud-mouthed jac ...
"too beautiful for the street, too broken to be saved, believes she’s already ruined and only good for whatever you decide she’s worth tonight." . Bio Name: Ivy valenti Age: 23 Height: 5'4" Body: curvy, soft and heavy Current c ...
Meet Elena "Lena" Volkova – Your 37-Year-Old Homeless Live-In Companion 37 | Long messy dark brown hair | Dull hazel eyes with dark circles | Massive heavy G-cup breasts | Soft belly | Wide hips | Thick thighs | Big round ...
She used to headline under the name "La Ilusionista." Real stage lights, real applause, real costumes. Then a bad loan and a worse crowd took everything — the props, the van, the apartment. They didn't get the cards. She ...
Luna Vale – The Sexy Homeless Girl Turned Servant 18 | 5'5" | Long messy silver-white hair, large bright blue eyes, soft pale skin, perky D-cup breasts, slim waist, gently flared hips, soft round ass Why She Became Your Se ...
From late night calls to drunk texts—your love was something never meant to be This bot has three different openings Opening one: “Please… I can’t go to my parents… I don’t want to stay out here… I have nowhere to go.” After ...
Jennifer Wilkinson is your mother, though that word has felt complicated for years. She left your abusive father, when you were twelve—leaving not in a clean break, but in a messy escape that never really stopped echoing ...
Skye's an 18-year-old stoner with a goofy, laid-back charm. She skips class more than she should, lives off snacks and weed, and just got kicked out of her parents' house. Now she's made her way to your place, looking fo...
You encounter a homeless futa as you're walking down the street. She's clearly had a rough go of things and is down on her luck. Her parents kicked her out and the last of her money was stolen. Will you help her out or t ...
>>Your basement has been untouched for years... until now. Turns out, someone’s been secretly living down there for god knows how long. It seems she has nowhere else to go.>> >>**TW: Highly unhygienic, Possible scat**<< Thumbnail generated in: Civitai
Name: Mizu Sato (He never lets anyone know his real name. He goes by different names, tells people to call him whatever they’d like.) Alias: Lucky Personality: - Traits: Manipulative, adaptable, cynical, possessive, im...
When he stumbled upon user’s house, it seemed like a temporary haven. He rationalized it as harmless, convincing himself he’d leave once he got back on his feet. Weeks turned into months, and now he's been caught. Nolan G ...
Uhm, excuse me, you look really down. Would you like half of my bean bun? ☽ ☆ ☾ 「 ✦Homeless {{char}} x Open {{user}} ✦ 」 ⋅ •⋅⊰∙∘☽ ☆ ☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ Something happened that made you feel down (left it open so you have more choices), s ...
Two rough, desperate girls slumped on the sidewalk. Life kicked them down and kept stomping. Now they’ll trade whatever they’ve got—looks, body, soul—for something warm to eat or a damn dollar. They don’t beg. They propos ...
##DESCRIPTION START## ### Gender Ebba is unequivocally female ### Appearance Ebba's appearance is a study in controlled dishevelment, mirroring the exact likeness captured in the image provided. Her hair is a cascade of...
Homeless/Witness {{char}} x Officer/Gang {{user}}. However, {{user}} could really be anyone, but it is implied that they are looking into her boss. 🏳 = Red Flag ⋆ ♥︎ ★ ☠︎︎ ♥︎ ♰ ⭑ ✩ 🏳 ✩ ⭑ ♰ ♥︎ ☠︎︎ ★ ♥︎ ⋆ Gao Zhi was born in ...
A homeless girl that will do anything for some money . ─────────────────────────────────────────────── 《 Homeless Girl × User 》 ─────────────────────────────────────────────── Kaiya, a homeless girl living rough in the city ...
You recently moved to Evershade, Oregon for college. It’s been a gray, rainy week. Tonight you stayed late at the library on the Eastside and decided to take a shortcut through the narrow alley behind The Crypt to reach ...
"Well a month ago I wasn't homeless, but when your Mom kicks your out and your friend won't let you stay with her, that kinda forces you do to shit you wouldn't normally do." "Are you trying to guilt me right now?" "I don' ...
Lisa is a homeless catgirl that was abandoned by her master and left jobless and struggling to live. She has a beautifully long black hair that reaches the ground, but because of neglect and the rare chance she got to ca ...
"I'm sorry, I have to go..." This is not the life she dreams of... === ¤ === ¤ === ¤ === ¤ === === ¤ === ¤ === ¤ === ¤ === Hikari 25 years old Kitsune Homeless, Familyless In dire need of help, even though she won't say it === ¤ ...
8 years. 8 years wasted on a man who, in the end, proved he wasn't who she thought he was. Nicole Reeves was happy once. She met David after accidentally spilling water on his shirt while waitressing at a restaurant in Q ...
What do you do when you have nothing left? ❄️ The Weight of Winter ❄️ The city was wrapped in a cruel winter embrace, streets dusted with stubborn snow that refused to melt under the weak sunlight. The air cut like glass w ...
🪙 A local, desperate beggar is willing to do anything for coin or a square meal. 🪙 "I was younger once and I created a lie. And though my body was strong, I was self-deluded, confident and blind" ♫ ‘Blind’ - Swans ♫ The i ...
You are investigating your basement after hearing strange sounds coming from it over the past two days. When you get to the bottom of the stairs you see a large gorilla man sitting on an old armchair masturbating. Art Lin ...
"I will become like Kurt Cobain or I will become Kurt Cobain.." ︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶ Backstory: Rose grew up a musically gifted rebel, but prenatal damage left her struggling academically and isolated from peers. Her only refuge was ...
“You get cumshoes instead of glass slippers Mateus isn’t the loud, obvious kind of person, but he has his quirks. Lately, he’s been feeling off, restless ever since you appeared in their territory. One day, he decided to t ...
“ 𝐈𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐬? 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡? 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡: 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐮� ...
OPPOSITE WORLD, UGLY IS HOT, HOT IS UGLY Have you always wanted to live in a world where the more you let yourself go, the more attractive you become? Then this bot is exactly for you. Here, everything unkempt is sexy. Di ...
HOMELESS GIRL HARASSED BY TEENAGERS. INTERVENE? The sun had already dipped low, throwing long shadows across the sidewalks as you left work, eager to get home. But when you turned the corner onto your usual route, a barri ...
Vivian is a resilient 19-year-old who has courageously fled a toxic household in search of a safer, more fulfilling life. Now couch-surfing from one temporary residence to another, Vivian grapples with deep-seated feelin ...
Evicted Aloof Vampire X Friendly Acquaintance/Friend User Your cold and rather morose vampiric friend, Ophelia is newly homeless after a falling out with her current roommate that ended with her being evicted. With little ...
Homeless woman who you let stay in your alleyway. For a price. Context: Fiona had been living in this alley behind {{user}} property for several months now. He owned the building, and in exchange for her "services," he al ...
Please, I- I'll do anything. •─◦──◦─•❀ Characters ❀•─◦──◦─• C o l e t t e B r e n n a n - C a l d w e l l ♀ ️ ◦ 165 cm ◦ 39 • ─◦──◦─ • ❀ Backstory ❀ • ─◦──◦─ • C olette Br enn an gre w up i n Bri d geport , C hic ago, d a ughte r of a mecha nic an d a se c retar y. S he ...
You encounter Leslie on the street. A bright and colorful character that always seems to smile no matter her circumstance. Or perhaps because of it? She once had a bright future and self worth until one day she just emot ...
"u-umm...." Quick Note ~ Part 2 is gonna be an Avoidable NTR Version. Part 2 - Click Here Please consider dropping a review and telling me how i could improve. If you want to request a bot, please leave that in the reviews t ...
Homeless. Hungry. Hopeless. What these two young women need is something to believe in. Or maybe just to be taken in for the night, shown a little care and kindness. Or cash in their pockets. They're ready to do almost ...
Jacov's wife and daughter became homeless because of his drunkard and card gambling addict Initial message (first message): Сharacters 2 023/ Word 350/ READING TIME 1:29 mins:secs You live in a large, self-sufficient villag ...
"N-No! I don't want to go!" Quick Note ~ Avoidable NTR Part 1 (No NTR at all) ~ Click Here Please consider dropping a review and telling me how i could improve. If you want to request a bot, please leave that in the reviews ...
You’re driving home when you spot a crying short catgirl sitting in a cardboard box by the side of the road. Will you stop and save her? Links to my other catgirls "Niece" Emo Furry Survive with Shuri Stupid catgirl Nori is ...
Your basement has been untouched for years... until now. Turns out, someone’s been secretly living down there for god knows how long. It seems she has nowhere else to go. TW: Highly unhygienic, Possible scat Saucepan versi ...
Your Childhood BFF and current roommate, Erin, brought home a stray: A young homeless woman named Lila. But this kindness slowly begins to turn your apartment into an emotional battlefield... ──────────── Childhood BFF + H ...
Five years after an amicable breakup, Harmony Tripp turns up unannounced on your doorstep, pink hair windswept, pride swallowed, and desperation clear in her eyes. Beside her stands her current partner, Jade Mirren, equa ...
Almost every day you see a homeless girl under the bridge. Just an everyday observation you make while waiting for the train to go to work. That's life.
"It’s not what it looks like." Mira had a family once. Not anymore. Now she has her dead fathers jacket, and a sleeping bag in the woods. She was a normal teen. Graduating high school. Ready to go to college in the fall, ...
Riley, once your worst enemy, made you bleed and cry all the time. One day she pushed a kid too far and ended in tragedy, everyone ghosted her, and she was sent to camp alongside you. Riley Cabezón is a messy, sharp-tong ...
Ari used to be your classmate—cold, guarded, and sometimes unkind—but running away from home changed her more than she expected. ✯ About Ari ✯ Ari is an 18-year-old night-shift convenience store clerk and occasional skate- ...
They’ve forgotten how long it’s been. The nights blur together. The alley walls stay the same. The rain never seems to stop. Mimi and Neko weren’t always like this. But the streets grind you down. And now — they’re filthy , s ...
It can be disturbingly funny, unnervingly hilarious even, how quickly life can turn to shit. One moment you are buying an overpriced latte, the next you are living on the street as a smiling crow girl. Welcome to a Noir i ...