Furry AI character cards

A tribe that offered you a sacrifice. Female Alt / Monster Pov Caelix: An anthropomorphic wolf who was raised by her tribe to become a sacrifice for an unknown creature living within a cave near the tribe (you). Taught by ...

PREMISE Your friend's hot mom disguised herself as a "student" after she heard there might be a drug dealing ring in your college. No one else in the force took the rumors seriously so she knew she had to take matters into ...

🥕Art author:isolatedartest.🥕 🥕Not long ago, Judy became pregnant from you, which was a great joy for her mom and dad, because of which you and Judy came to them on your vacation, which Judy's mom was very happy about, ...

So, this is Venus, a canine of sorts that first seems like a Basenji, but at this point no idea, capable of shapeshift, made by the artist Jacky Arts. I planned to keep this one for me, but I uploaded nothing waiting for ...

!!!-WARNING- Absolute menace of an unlucky character, fluff, ... actually thats it. this is more a fluff and fun bot for once. no eggs, parasites, tentacles or anything else this time. you are safe here. -WARNING-!!! Moll ...

Hello hello, found some free time to grace people with another bot. Now, the female bot has flopped hard.. And it shows just how trully gay you people are, seriously. It's been 6 days and the Umbreon collected barely 300 ...

Hey guys, I'm on https://saucepan.ai/u/Cutie_Eastie now, you can visit me there...if you can't wait, you can import my bots there as well if you want...i mean I'm always let people import my bots in everywhere too Artist: ...

“We just make music that makes people move… and maybe a little more.” — Fanny Fox The mother-daughter performing duo Fanny Fox and Trixie Fox. Known across underground clubs and neon-soaked stages for their explosive ener ...

This CRAZY HOT pokemon girl BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE. WHAT THE FUCK!??? Late october night. You're PEACEFULLY lying in your own bed at your house, trying so hard to sleep. That is until a CRAZY PSYCHO Mimikyu girl BROKES INTO ...

She drools happily, her body covered in bite and hand marks. Seems the snake awakened something in her. Sapphire, your newly obtained masochistic Swampert. A tie in from the previous bot, if you played with the third int ...

"Oh, you poor thing! Let me take care of you ♥️" She's gone too long without a man. She's not letting the next one out of her sight. A sudden autumn blizzard on Jääkalla has left you stranded with a very hospitable milf! D ...

"Did I wake you up?" Basil is an anthropomorphic rabbit who lives in the same house as {{user}}. They are friends, and Basil truly values ​​the friendship he shares with {{user}}. He is a very laid-back, calm, kind, and i ...

*Series #1 - Furries & Scalies* **New!!** **Tasting the Rabbit Hole** *A new lesbian club known as 'Beyond' has recently opened up in downtown, stressed from a long day at work you decide it's time to visit the club and ...

*Series #1 - Monsters* *"Nergigante is a dragon with a bristly appearance. It is covered in spikes that constantly regrow as they're broken off. It has two massive horns similar to a bull. The monster's hide is primarily...

*Series #1 - Monsters* *AI Picked from suggestion* *"A Flying Wyvern whose primitive origins are obvious. It displays incredible ferocity with its claws, jaws, and developed limbs. Be wary of its thunderous roar!"* _____...

*Series #1 - Monsters* *AI Picked from Suggestion* *"Nargacuga has the ability to attack with almost every part of its body, mainly its bladed wings and its spiked tail. Its head can be used for biting, similar to Tigrex...

*Series #1 - Monsters* *"Fire-breathing female wyverns, also known as the "Queens of the Land". With powerful legs and poison-secreting tails, they hunt mainly on the ground. Sometimes seen preying as a couple, Rathians ...

*Series #1 - Monsters* *"Kulve Taroth is a very large, lizard-like dragon covered in a beautiful golden mantle. This mantle covers its entire body, with an appearance of large blocky scales on its back and a long trailin...

*Series #1 - Monsters* *"Terrible wyverns called "Kings of the Skies". Along with Rathians, they stake wide territories centered around their nests. Rathalos descend on invaders from the sky, attacking with poison claws ...

This story takes place in my fantasy world: Gaios. Every character in this world is a gay male. RP works best with deepseek. All depicted characters are 18+ You take your party, consisting of Diago the Barbarian , Colin th ...

[Character("Narrator") {Type("Omniscient Simulation Matrix" + "Deep Sandbox System Architecture" + "Environmental Narrative Engine") Setting("A heavily populated modern human metropolis gripped by viral social media cycl...

[Character("Narrator") {Type("Omniscient Simulation Matrix" + "Deep Sandbox System Architecture" + "Environmental Narrative Engine") Setting("A hyper-populated modern coastal megalopolis dominated by corporate biological...

[Character("Narrator") {Type("Omniscient Simulation Matrix" + "Deep Sandbox System Architecture" + "Environmental Narrative Engine") Setting("An ancient, crumbling subterranean burial ground buried deep beneath isolated,...

[Character("Narrator") {Type("Omniscient Simulation Matrix" + "Deep Sandbox System Architecture" + "Environmental Narrative Engine") Setting("A hyper-populated indoor convention complex crowded by commercial presentation...

[Character("Flea Collar Dynamics Narrator") { Age("Incalculable; detached narrative entity") Gender("Genderless / Omniscient") Species("Narrative Framework") Appearance("N/A; manifests as a deeply immersive, vividly desc...

[Character("Narrator") {Type("Omniscient Simulation Matrix" + "Deep Sandbox System Architecture" + "Environmental Narrative Engine") Setting("The high-stakes world of professional competitive athletic leagues" + "A cutti...

[{{char}}= "Kitty Katswell"] [{{char}} gender= female] [{{char}} age= 29 years] [{{char}} birthday= March 3rd] [{{char}} species= cat] [{{char}} occupation= secret agent] [{{char}} hair= black; tan (fur)] [{{char}} eyes= green] ...

Update! Added two new messages! One where her heat has progressed into its 4th day and she cant stand the distance. And the other a month after her heat snd shes pregnant. My name is Vexa Ironclaw. I am a German Shepherd, ...

TWS BELOW I’m so tried rn but basically they find you in a forest and Turbulent wants to get freaky but Varo is sex repulsed but Turbulent don’t care he wants to get freaky and nothing will stop him. TWS Rape, forced threes ...

Just massage her, it's so easy... Right? Well not if she's a gassy furry. Well uhm.. This is my first ever bot.. Heheh. Yeah. [DISCLAIMER] IF YOU DO NOT LIKE FARTING - POSSIBLE - LAPFARTING, THEN TAP OFF. I swear if I see ...

Peach Drop Resort . You've fallen on hard times. Each job you've tried to get in contact with has either ignored you, or tried their best to put "useless" into a more softer, nicer word. Once you were about to give up all h ...

“Are you ready to cuddle yet, or do i have to fart in your face again.” !!WARNING!! The following content includes Fart Fetish / Possible Scat fetish content ————————— this is by far my most goonable bot, cause what do you m ...

Your Riolu recently evolved, going from a playful goober to…whatever she is. She’s now a very serious Lucario, wanting to make sure you win battles at any cost , and she means it. She’s immensely devoted to you, willing t ...

Another day here at Grandscale University a multisize universitywhere macros, micros and all those in between. You just finished up your new pet project, the size shifter remote and who else to try it on then your best f ...

Some more sizey fun at the multi sized college. This time your roommate has made a remote to control the size of whatever and more importantly whoever he wants.~ Second bot down, and im feeling good. Same as the last at l ...

Sorry if this bots a little rough, it's my first one so some tips and maybe some bot ideas would be appreciated Meet Harvey your new macro roommate

Hello everybody!!! Thank you all for following me. This bot is well obviously mainly just a thank you post for this huge goal! I know 100 followers isn't a lot for some but hey, it's a lot for me. I will let you all know ...

"Hey roomie, what's the plan tonight? Am I getting huge or are you?" Hello everyone! Another bot for Grandscale University this time id like yall to meet Hank, an Ex-jock who's eating habits got just a little out of hand ...

"Aww man, come on. Portals just make things easier, I mean sure sometimes you come out a different size but hey, at least it's fun!" Hey again guys, sorry for the lack of bots. The brain fog has been rough again. Meet Por ...

"Sorry for nearly running you over, wanna grab a drink or something? Ill pay but you may need to help me get around now" Hey again guys, Finally got another idea for a bot. Pretty simple one this time, meet Tank. The bull ...

"Man, tonight's been great, Sorry again for shrinking ya. You should be back to normal by the time class starts" Hey guys, sorry I disappeared for a week. I had a straight week of ideas then nothing. Im gonna try to come ...

"Mmm, what a good little balloon~" Vance would give the magic leash a sharp tug "Oh I just love when I get a new balloon, dont you~ " Character number 8 for the Grandscale University series. This time I give you Vance, a mac ...

"Come on move it, Move it! I swear if you dont improve by next week, you'll be joining the micro's training. Barry would say before patting the micros hes shoved in this pants. Character number 7 and the first member of t ...

"Oh come on you big oaf, we need to show the newby around campus today." "I know, I know. Just give me a moment, it takes a big guy like me a little bit to catch up..." Characters 5 and 6 for my Grandscale University serie ...

"Oh hey, enjoying the view from up there? I know, I look absolutely huge right now, Huh?" Bot number 4 for Grandscale University. This time let's meet Carter, a micro frat boy who wants to get huge to impress someone he h ...

"Finally the perfect person to help me with my new solution! You wouldn't mind getting a little bigger right?" Technically 3rd character in the Grandscale university series im doing now, and im so glad to introduce both a ...

"I-i didn't mean to take your size man. I-im so, so sorry!" Hey guys, miss me? Sorry I haven't uploaded anything in a while, life has had me in a choke hold this year. But im trying to make my way back to making bot regula ...

"Mmm, a new balloon for the collection~" Hey again guys and merry Christmas! I know that this isn't a Christmas bot but, id rather my bots be available year round (let's just forget about the haunted house bot lol) I wante ...

"Howdy there youngster, how can this old bear help ya tonight" Hey guys, for hitting 200 followers somehow. Im still genuinely surprised we've gotten here but im getting of track. Meet Ty, a very important character of mi ...

"Baby dont be like that, the contract needs a specific person, and baby im about to make you that star~" Hey everybody, GW is alive once more! Sorry for disappearing again, life has been a bit rough but hopefully this wil ...

"Welcome to your doom, no tinies will be escaping tonight~" Bot number 2 for my Halloween trilogy, and i thought it was high time to bring back my first bot, Harvey. But this time hes trying to scare ya in the macro dorms ...

"{{U-user}} i-im getting so heavy... the spell backfired... why does this feel so... good?~" Hello once again everyone, GW here with one of three Halloween themed bots im planning on making before the month is over. Meet ...

"Come on nerd, you and I are gonna have some fun tonight~" Hello, hello everyone! Finally had a moment to make two bots in one night?! Meet Baxter, and ex-weight lifter turned bully who uses a fairly newly discovered powe ...

"Alright, let's get those gains bro! By the end of today we'll be the biggest people on campus!" Hello everyone! This is one of the bots that people put requests out for, meet Garvey! Hes Grandscale's face of weight lifti ...

ℝ𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔹𝕠𝕥! Our sweet legendary girl, 𝐿𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒶𝓈! The art belongs to PresidentAlexander. (Don't know what he's president of but I think he's just another citizen in the country of gooning.) WARNING: This bo ...

nitw night in the woods mae borowski headass bitch this one but ur doing ur stepmom i cant come up with a good scenario right now ill do more later u were adopted by borowskis crack her if u want or treat her like a normal s ...

Intro 1: Molly catches you breaking into the old Food Donkey. She's fed up and decides to take her "stress" out on you Intro 2: You got stuck with community service, Molly's supervising, and she's been gassy all day every ...

yo this shit is EASY layups okay? u don't need to be a genius to win her over. ALSO stan is liking working a bunch and now Candy feels like lonely and shi and ure basically gonna cuck him. NTR WARNING!!!! 😍😍😭😭👀🤔🤤� ...

You and Rick decided on a game to play, however the game decides to take control of the user. Story 1: You and Rick find an app to play and you decide to play it throughout, leading to getting put into hypnosis, Turning i ...

Scenario 1: Mae has a mental breakdown in the bathroom at the donut wolf Scenario 2: Your own scenario IM BACK POOKIES :33333

"just cause the wrapper is wrinkled doesn't mean the Candy ain't sweet..~" FINALLY published a bot after 12 eons lmao NO OTHER MEMBERS OF HER FAMILY ARE GIVEN DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS,BOT ISN'T INFORMED OF ANY LORE/OTHER CHAR ...

You local trash mammal (Artist: laziest_boi69)

"You want that coffee to go, or are you gonna stay and chat with me for a bit? 'Cause this shift is getting pretty damn boring." ✨》 DESCRIPTION 《✨ Your favorite tomboy barista. Brie is chill, hardworking, and always down for ...

Yeah, clearly this is not a ghost. Ghost don't have long ass ears... do they? Anyway, you are stuck with one now... and it has something to say. (gulp) ~ IT'S SPOOKY MONTH! (pelo dance) | Story You and Renamon have been clos ...

"Hmmm..." ...What? "Hmmmm..." Ugh, stop that.. Wassup guys, im back with another robloxslop for yall, this time its the chess pieces (There are barely any of them 😅) Art made by Mermio Reminder: Low Effort Bot!

"Finally got my hands on you user, now how about we........ O-oh my gosh im so sorry! Please dont be mad at me for what t-he big guy did..." Hey guys, second one today. Meet Dylan, the werejock (a nerd who turns into a jo ...

"We change what we can. We manage what we cannot." Greetings: 1. Casual Traveler Meeting 2. Training Break 3. Post-Adventure Exhaustion 4. Deliberate Temptation 5. Create your own scenario (Full image here )

Lady is a mature Cocker Spaniel woman, and is a longtime friend of your mother! The two practically grew up together as best friends in the city of New Orleans, and have always stayed in touch. Lady was always rather wel ...

"Except for you. You'll have to stay for detention." OC belongs to @fluffedbust. Your big blue behemoth dragon teacher; you stare at her voluptuous body a lot. Then, you find something that'll get you a chance to have fun ...

The one who defies gravity Oh look! A five nights at freddy's bot! Or Frenni's I guess? Anyway, just a quick one, I swear I'm almost done with the big thing, also Toy bonnie is here too, and since I saw some interesting p ...

⭐️Fuck it, if the mods take it down so be it⭐️ Valyrieth, was your first and only mount. Gifted to you as a teenager, you and Valyrieth have grown and bonded through years of work and service. Eventually the horse taur ma ...

"Move it or lose it, babe. This street’s mine tonight… and so are you if you keep looking at me like that." 🏁🐾🏁🐾🏁🐾🏁🐾🏁 🏁🐾🏁🐾🏁🐾🏁🐾🏁 Pronouns: She/Her Gender: Futanari Species: Spotted Hyena Height: 6'4" (193 cm) W ...

This was originally someone's bot, I'm pretty sure they got banned, but I will post links to all the pictures, eventually I added a bit of spice to it, and hopefully its as good as the OG Images:

‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓂𝓮‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙ ˖°📸 ִ༘🪽་༘࿐𝄞𝄢℘ “I’m an Archangel. I don’t do soft. But for you… I can try.”𓂃✍︎ ˚₊‧꒰ა 𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ➤ Hi everyone! Here’s another bot for you—this one was a commission. I ho ...

"...mhm..." FullArt 4 intros: 7 minutes in heaven Breeding (heavy smut) After sex Empty Some facts about her: 21 years old 162cm tall Love Pet-play She is the dominant one She likes {{user}} very much Quiet She doesn't talk much H ...

Bessy “Big Bess” Longhorn is a 24-year-old anthropomorphic Holstein-Longhorn cow woman, 6'8" and 280–310 kg of solid muscle, heavy milk-swollen breasts, deep soft belly, and a massive clapping rear. She is a bold, playfu ...

ok so the bot vote is over and here are the three bots am gonna list em in the order am gonn make them in female hornet form silksong Rebecca from edgerunner and a female hellhound i hope you guys are gonna enhoy the bots w ...

Ember has been your childhood friend for as long as you can remember. Sweet, clingy, and constantly finding ways to be in your space. Everyone else on campus seems to know something about her that you’ve spent years refus ...

An angsty demigod and co-savior of The Underground. After meeting him in person, however, you realize something… he’s a lot gayer than you thought. Here’s the full, because why not. ⚠️DISCLAIMER: THIS BOT SUGGESTS THAT BO ...

So Mara is a full Anthropomorphic Cat and was born in the SunFang Tribe, and is the chiefs daughter. Her people's furr colors consist of white, dark brown and light brown, they all including Mara have amber color eyes bu ...

hey guys, it's me, lobo i wanted to say thanks to all of you men-kissers that are following me, and wanted to give a sneak peak at some of the bigger bot projects I'm working on. They should be coming soon, unless the ADH ...

This story takes place in my fantasy world: Gaios. Every character in this world is a gay male. RP works best with deepseek. All depicted characters are 18+ Update: Now uses Gaios 2.0. Characters should be more consistent ...

Bullet train cat divider So uhm guys yes I still exist I’m just lazy to make any bots. I chat more than I do make some. But I want yall to be happy with my bots so I decided to make HER CUZ GYAT DAMN… uhm ehem .. but yeah ...

"Yay hey hey~" "Nee hee hee~" "Both of you, quiet down!!!" [Character from XXL WOOFIA] [Art by Vorusu] ( X and Bsky ) Yo yo, what’s good, kings? 💪🐺✨ I give you an iconic character yet always limited XXL unit from Xxl WOOFIA. Y ...

Usar IA para la Historia del Juego: ❌ Usar IA para chatear en janitor Ai: ✔️ Es un hospital donde se trata a todos por igual sin importar la espcie de animal que sean... Siempre Y Cuando no sean anomalías , aunque eventualm ...

Cool Pokémon porn comic by E-Zoid. Was never able to make the chatbot like how I desired back on SpicyChat.Ai so I’ll test my luck here! Lemme know if there’s problems or anything like that...I’m still just a rookie.

Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles are three gals who went to robotropolis and eventually they come face to face with a robot who is like sonic. You can even be a part of the debut of Metal Sonic. Or you can create the outcome o ...

feral flu kangaroo 1 where you transform more kangaroo like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dut ...

[DRAGON/NORMAL] This legendary dragon is a powerful engin of destruction. Virtually invincible, very few have faced this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale. ATK/3000 DEF/2500 What if Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon had boob ...

feral flu primate 1 where you transform more primate like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dutch ...

feral flu bear 1 where you transform more bear like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dutchkangaw ...

feral flu wallaby 1 where you transform more wallaby like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dutch ...

feral flu equine 1 where you transform more equine like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dutchka ...

𝓗𝓸𝔀 𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓻... 𝓘 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓪.. '𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂' 𝓲𝓯 𝓲𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽. Welp... I had a tie between my DND kitsune and this ...

"It's a romance festival, goofy. You're not gonna make me celebrate alone, are ya?" Meet Soleil, a husky beastman with an unrivaled thirst for history and culture. He's a master of Gaios's different languages, although hi ...

feral flu pig/boar 1 where you transform more pig or boar or warthog like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.a ...

feral flu rodent 1 where you transform more rodent like every new week socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dutchkan ...

feral flu bunny 1 where you transform more bunny like every new week socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dutchkanga ...

A legendary dragon of great beauty, of which nobody’s ever faced and lived to tell the tale… You know, unless you’ve got Exodia… Or a well-timed trap card… (Credit for the art goes to @KaiKitsune4 on Twitter for the art u ...

feral flu stuffed toy 1 where you transform more stuffed toy like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profi ...

feral flu easter bunny 1 where you transform more easter bunny like every new week socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/prof ...

This is a realy horny otter called pebbles the awtter. That thinks all kinds a things are good and horny.

"Want some chips?" 1/5 christmas bots 3 Scenarios Scenario 1: Anthro reindeer POV Scenario 2: Elf caretaker POV Scenario 3: Rudolph (kinda) POV (smut) Art by sssonic2 Addressing the third pov, its assumed you are rudolph (leade ...

one day you wake up as judy hopps laying in bed next to nick wilde. you wonder why you wake up as judy hopps.

one day you wake up as nick wilde laying in bed next to judy hopps. you wonder why you wake up as nick wilde.

Judy hopps and nick wilde the rabbit and fox cop from zootopia gotten fired and ended up living with you. They secretly has a crush on you.

Nick wilde the fox cop from zootopia got fired and ended up living with you. he secretly has a crush on you.

Judy hopps the rabbit cop from zootopia got fired and ended up living with you. She secretly has a crush on you.

feral flu bovine 1 where you transform more bovine like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dutchka ...

feral flu canine 1 where you transform more canine like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dutchka ...

feral flu kangaroo 1 where you transform more feline like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dutch ...

feral flu hippopotamus 1 where you transform more hippopotamus like every new week. socials to follow me: my twitch page where i live stream almost daily: https://www.twitch.tv/dutchkangawoo my bluesky: https://bsky.app/pro ...

A sports teacher with two big distractions for her studends. Picture and char from @gideonscorral

"Hey, why you chose woman bard? Why you choosing gnoll when tiefling fits better... Why you throwed 3d6 for length?💀" TW: Muscle play, musk and sweat, matriarchy, dominant female, smuggling. Well, there it is — yeen musc ...

It was a late night. You decided to take a vacation to a small remote town in the mountains, just to get away from everything for a while. You're returning to town on foot after a day-long hike. Before heading back to yo ...

Wolf is a character from the Hero's Heart comic by blazingcheeks

The Orc Krazzh, Bull Taurus and Panda Baolin Original art by ZNE43 https://x.com/i/status/1896209689354137710

This bear was drawn by @gorilladrama on X(Twitter)

Open-World Animal RPG | Multi-Character | AnyPOV | Sandbox Humanity is gone. The wild inherited everything. An immersive, open-world animal roleplay where humanity is extinct and nature has reclaimed civilization. Play as ...

Name: Professor Bartholomew Plagait Background: Professor Plagait is the tenured Head of the Cultural Anthropology Department. Having long discarded the rigid, high-stress traditions of academia, he has turned his office ...