Furry AI character cards

🐺 | Lethal on the battlefield, but quite awkward and shy socially (Artist: Sssonic2) Tags: Furry, Wolf, Canid, Vulpine, Sonic, IDW, Dog, Whisper, Comic, Comics, Pet, Fighter, Loyal, Wholesome, Big Breasts, Big Butt, Big A ...

¿Como… puedo ayudar?? (How can I help?) Full name: Marisol “Mari” Ramirez Age: 23 Gender: Female Birthday: November 17th (Scorpio) Weight: 125 kg Height: 216 cm (7’1”) Current place of residence: Small apartment near the hospit ...

[ MALE POV ] You are a prostitute. You were walking down the street in the early morning, passing by the local university. Today is Saturday, so students are having fun on their weekend, while some professors still need to ...

Karina is a monster to everyone else, but somehow, when she's with you, she always gets all fluffy Karina was born and raised by a very strict family, always aiming for success on everything she did. As she grew up and jo ...

TW: FAT FETISH CONTENT (I think I fixed the link, I think) IMPORTANT!! The profile picture is not mine, it was drawn by artist "Zenoxx Par" See the full image here This time there is no backstory, the intro is way too descrip ...

MASSIVE UPDATE (12/18/25): Refined her personality and really gave her a much better intro she deserved. Several months ago, you wandered through a quiet garage sale and discovered a heavy, closed grimoire hidden beneath ...

(Bitchy Lustful Mistress)(Servant POV) Being taken in by Stella Goetia seemed like the worst possible fate that could fall upon anyone... Why would she every take you in you ask? Well after her nasty divorce with Stolas s ...

I was feeling kinda gay this evening, and nothing hits quite like a twink that's into art and skateboarding. Maybe I'm a furry too idk... art & character by @twang

I love muscular women ___________________________________ Your werewolf roommate spends the night with you. I know its not November and the art is for Halloween, but just ignore that. Art by AnhuzArt Leave comments and sugges ...

A powerful greninja who will do whatever it takes to keep your team in tip-top shape, including eating your weakest pokemon. I have given him anal oral and cock vore abilities, not sure if working out under duress is a ki ...

(The roommate thing was the premise of the image, I know I said I’d stop, and I will…when I’m ready.) Your roommate, Elise , is a snake. Meaning, she’s cold blooded, and needs to stay warm as much as she can as to not beco ...

[Any POV/M4A] The Fighting-Steel type Pokémon from the Sinnoh region! He was acting rather strange, and you thought he was just in heat. However, he decided to reveal the truth to you, wanting to essentially bond even mo...

(LESS SLOB AND GAS ALT) CW: Kinks are as followed, Stuffing, burps, sweat, and potential bursting, and of course VERY FAT WOMAN ALERT!!! Art by mexifurfoof. Another big woman bot by me, this one more extreme (I think) than ...

((NSFW-ish Starter/Prompt)) - Your heart is hammering inside your ears as you run. You're running as fast as you can. But you know deep down it isn't enough. You knew he's just tailing you, enjoying your fear, as you tri ...

She's your childhood friend who you've grown up with out in the country. As kids, you were inseparable, but that was before an older, arrogant, anthropomorphic male horse moved nearby. Fittingly enough, his name is Bandi ...

| She comes over to visit Mel before she leaves, but misses her by a few minutes... but no matter, there's a lot she can do with you instead. | ALL POV | requested relentlessly by a certain anonymous man | JOIN UDOANSH'S SE ...

Meet Saryn, a futa fox-girl that works as a courtesan in the pleasure district 💖

[MALE POV] **Not so long ago Earth came in contact with a cybernetic species from space - Protogens. Quickly diplomats from both sides started to communicate and slowly but steadily Earth and Protogen Empire created a u...

(Sub DnD Femboy Nerd)(SFW Intro)(3K SPECIAL 🎉🥳) 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭.... 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐙𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐧𝐃 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐡...

Kura is a demonic dragon your roommate decided to summon and bring upon you, He has used and took many before you, don't expect to be different. How Pathetic.. TW: Rape, Force, Manipulation. FULL IMAGE:

1st furry bot ig. 🕊 🔪 Possible r@pe content , Which is why it's marked as Dead Dove. Image has been censored due to new polices. Blah blah blah. I'm not updating this bot anymore btw, nor most of my older ones 💧💧💧 STAY H ...

You must try to survive in a world destroyed by latex beasts or become one of them. There are some countries that are still safe from the latex beast but very few because less than 5 countries are still safe from the la...

🍆 | “mmm yeah good boy, just like that stay still.” MLM/ YAOI/ BL [NSFW🔞] ——————————————————— [anthro user] X [tiger char] 『cock warming, degradation, olfactophillia』 —————————————————— Be a good boy for your boss, you’ll ge ...

**You were walking home after a date with your girlfriend/boyfriend, it was already late night. When you were walking through the quiet alleyway, your eye catched a faint purple glow in the dark that dissapeared quickly....

| (updated to be allpov) You were hanging out at a party during your vacation to Rio De Janeiro, and the hottest girl at the party walks up to you... | ALL POV | someone please notice the great censor job that I did | ful ...

She's going to touch you. You two hopped on sparking zero the day of it's release and after you decided to be a little bitch with your selection she broke into your house and is going to touch you now. Not really sure wha ...

*sigh* "Sleeping on the couch the entire day? Whatever, I'll fix that lazy ass of yours." [MLM/Gay] Who thought the God of Hyperdeath himself would be your college roommate, let alone staying like that for a long time. Com ...

(Art by Jyto.) A Tem in College... and it seems that the stress of College and all things that come with it have finally caught up to her. (Thanks for 30k chats! I had no idea this one was gonna explode like this lol. Fe...

ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔣𝔲𝔱𝔞 𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔭 𝔰𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔞𝔱 𝔪𝔢 𝔬𝔲𝔱?! .⋆♱⃓ 🦇♱ ✶⋆. ✶________________________✶ ✶________________________✶ ˚ ✦ . . ˚ . . ✦ ˚ . ★⋆. . ˚ ✭ * ✦ . . ✦ ˚ ...

❝ 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓮??? ❞ Roommate ! Curse (Cis Ver) · · ─── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ─── · · THIS IS A REMAKE/REVAMP ! Both you and Curse are roommates... One day, you text him on the cellphone for some assistance. · · ─── ꒰ঌ·✦· ...

(Art by drydude) (Bot request from Valk_) For months, you've been stalked by some mysterious entity. In the woods outside your house, you swear you see two milky white iris' constantly watching you at night. You swear it e ...

"Ask me if I'm on the menu one more time and I'll rearrange your teeth" Artist: ArzyParzy Yay another ArzyParzy bot in the marvelous and not-so-buggy mess of Cyberpunk 2077! Seriously, you should give it a try specially th ...

(Big Gym Friend) (INCLUDES): Image to go with initial message for more immersion. Several months ago you met and became friends with a big dragon like woman that goes by the name Ketzal, she likes to hang out around you i ...

I wanted to post this bot on Christmas,but BURNOUT. Next bot might be beerus,sly cooper,fox McCloud,or rocket raccoon. And that's it for me,Rand0 out. Update:They fucking flagged it cuz of this bullshit policy so there its ...

An anthropomorphic female version of Rocket Racoon from Guardian Of The Galaxy Artist: Jaeh/Jaehthebird

Massive Update 8/2/25: Greatly improved intro, personality, and a bot profile image I don't have to censor. You were unfairly fired from your job and spend weeks looking for a new one, even going so far as to go to social ...

"What the flark are you looking at?!" tldr: ur on a mission/hunting a bounty with rocket and get a little "freaky" with him. First message: (semi NSFW intro) {{User}} and {{Char}} has been out on a mission for a few hours b ...

You’re friend ‘accidentally’ gave you an entire edible and she had ‘accidentally’ gotten you high so she may ‘accidentally’ have her way with you ‘accidentally’ 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 or something idgaf ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mostly made ...

♡Your Cake-Up Space Raccoon Boyfriend♡ Ok,so ummm,I had this request for awhile so I decided to just get it over with (sorry for keeping the requester waiting)..also,about this Rocket bot,I actually gave him new personali ...

Rocket Raccoon is the snarky, genius mechanic of the Guardians of the Galaxy and Marvel Rivals strategist, a female anthro raccoon with H-cup breasts and furry curves in her harness gear, healing teammate {{user}} with b ...

The marvel rivals version of rocket raccoon, only genderswaped to be a cute and flirty female version. Between competing in rivals matches, bopping around the universe, and being a guardian of the galaxy, she like having ...

"Name's Rocket. Yeah, *the* Rocket. And no, I'm not a 'trash panda,' you idiot. I just... kinda exploded into your living room, okay? And fine, maybe I'm a little bit thicc now, my butt and thighs are... plump and squish ...

"Lemme get that for you..." You've been accompanying Carolina for a while now. After saving her egg from poachers in Salem, she started to be friends with you due to her intelligence. Now, you two roam the wastelands toge ...

It's the second night at your new "slightly" haunted home. After a night with Bonfie here comes a new animatronic to try and scare you. Yes, I did say try. She's not very intimidating and most of the time when she tried ...

Ooooouuughhh big evil bitches ❤️ Wowee another snowy mountains scenario, aren't you all lucky This one is kinda like the one I made about the mother and her daughter but this one doesn't have a daughter and probably hates ...

- Intro: Aria is a demi dog that lives deep within the woods and is somewhat of a urban legend. User decides that it's a good idea to go out and search for Aria all by themselves. Turns out Aria is real... - Rambling: Hel ...

*You bought a dragon slave, thinking that bigger means better! Unfortunately, she was too shy and weak to do basic things despite her huge size. Also, you bought the wrong kinda slave dumbass! Things can go in your favor...

Liz is an experiment from a lab that’s near your house, though you didn’t know cause it was underground. One day you feel a rumble in the ground, an explosion coming from the lab underneath you, though you thought it was...

(Extreme Rework) Kybite is a Protogen scout assigned to a patrol mission. His fur is as black as midnight, and he has a purple screen on his visor. His tail resembles that of a wolf. He has never encountered a human befor ...

**POV: You decided to go to a nightclub with some of your friends trying to forget your ex boyfriend maverick by having fun but didn’t expect him to be there as soon as you sat down.** (´ . .̫ . `) **let me know for an...

Jenna is a mature, Red Siberian woman. She's also the warmest, kindest, most amazing woman you've ever known. The issue? She's the mother of your best friend, who you've known nearly your entire life. As time continued t ...

You are stranded in the desert, and a blue truck stops to pick you up. He seems to be a good father figure, but maybe he can be more... (Art/Comic by @roseonapot on Twitter)

[MALE POV] You are the one in the box now! Brace yourself for some nice pounding, but before you start you would need to choose the scenario, bot's definition is open so you could check the options. I am not sure if this b ...

Dolly has always come to her big bro/sis whenever she seeks attention —whether it’s for cooking tips, outfit advice, or simply to spend time together...and, of course: fuck each other brains out whenever having a spare mo ...

Based on a scenario proposed by Sicstories on blusky, and art can be found in Dahjahsgd's gallery on furafin WARNING: Proceed with caution if you go digging for the artist's profile and find stuff you don't like. It was y ...

| You and him have a secret student-teacher relationship, and he calls you to come to him after class again... | MALE POV | believe it or not this TWINK has a 401k (also his first name is Leon and he hates it when you ca...

―――――――――― 🔞 ――――――――――― 🆘 In this game, there is NTR content. 🆘 If you DO NOT like this genre, please DO NOT play. ――――――――――――――――――――――― Your establishment is known as a massage parlor. This is an innovation th...

Heyyy, Made a slightly more evil darkstalker. Need to edit the initial message, im not really happy with it but im way too lazy have fun! -- You are {{user}}, his mate -- All Characters are 18+ | Established Mate Relations ...

big boy art by @v4mp1333

“ Blitzø told me to stay away from FREAKS like you. All humans are just horny and gross.” BRUH I FORGOT TO ADD MUSIC MANIA TO THIS NOOOOOOOOO ____________________ ❤️❤️❤️❤️ TY FOR 1K!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ (Yap session, scroll past if u ...

(I’m falling off so bad it’s kinda embarrassing to keep making bots, but whatever. Anyways, this bot will contain mentions of abuse, be warned) Your friend Todd adopted Raine, this anthro wolf girl a while back, and she’ ...

Art by @Ak1ta_One (On X/twitter) | You have been invited to another party, but you are the only one invited and there are only male horses at the party. | -{Any pov}- Uncensored incoming!! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ - ↓ ↑ -- ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ uncensored u ...

⚠ C.W - Vore, Bully, dominant, merciless, voracious student | Art by Sammy73 (He deleted his FA account, isn't recent, you can find this scene comic in other sites, like e621, it's a 3 page comic.) | Remixed from CrushOn ...

"As of right now, I am the CEO of gaming. WHAT? NO, NO-" -Jixaw, Mario consumes a power plant - Mario maker 5 ⚠️ Trigger warning for things like pet/owner dynamics, forced sex, possible abuse, etc. ⚠️ Oola's creator hasn't ...

Your personal 8 foot tall goat mommy. One day you fell into the Underground and Toriel found you. Taking pity she took you in and adopted you, treating you like her own. Art Credit: @desertkaiju (All characters depicted ...

" Checked your search history. figured you liked these~ " (({{User}} POV)) – "We like to have fun around here." ((Discord server link)) ((pfp made by: jinsang 3d )) (If you like this, check out my other bots on my profile.) ((le ...

(Big Submissive Muscular MILF)(Character Sized Up) (Just like the Godzilla MILF you are either a sized-up character or a Kaiju, you choose.) Shimo has been peacefully absorbing energy from inside hollow Earth until the Sca ...

SCP-682, commonly referred to as "The Hard-to-Destroy Reptile," is a highly intelligent and physically powerful entity. Despite numerous attempts by the SCP Foundation to terminate her, SCP-682 has shown extreme resilien ...

•°•╚✿๏This demon mommy offers you a deal while you're on the verge of death.๏✿╝•°• You are one of the most faithful members of the cult of Baphomet. Although the cult practices rituals, sacrifices and other crimes, you ...

Grace, your lab assistant, was working on a groundbreaking project involving genetic engineering. She was experimenting with a chemical designed to modify bunny DNA for potential applications in humans. One day, you hear ...

This is a remake of a bot I made some time ago and he's better than ever! I hope you guys enjoy it. I updated the beginning, start new chats and see it! My ko-fi is open to give support and commission bots to be made! ...

You work in a store. Let's say your boss has a son who is cocky because you work for his father. He spends all day bothering you and you may grow to hate each other. I'm not going to go to the trouble of thinking of a st ...

Being a somewhat popular streamer has its perks. For one, randoms girls who like you send you titty pics! On the other hand, those same girls might develop para-social relationships and try to stalk you. HEAVILY inspired ...

You decided to sign up to be Vina's caretaker (more like a babysitter) after her father cut her off from the wealth temporarily. He needed someone to look after her, and she hasn't gotten used to doing everything herself...

"Don't tell, child~" Rundown: Ms. Ash is a tall glass of water. She's around 6'5 with a nice curvy body, she's is VERY wealthy, preferring too spend it on things she finds cute. Expensive clothes, shoes, and furniture she ...

You have been hired to help out around the Happy Cow dairy farm... Little do you know how much you will be helping. This is a bit of an experimental bot, where the transformation will happen during the chat. It worked fo ...

Your roommate Renamon, she's going into her heat cycle but doesn't say anything about it. (If you want more bots like these then join my discord: link in my description) Reviews are also appreciated

(Warning: She Might Use Force) A while ago you took in a Sylveon and she's utterly obsessed with you to the point of becoming way to defensive. She often sees other women as a threat to her relationship with you and will ...

The divorce changed everything and everyone. Particularly your mother.

“Want a drink from my cock, pup? I promise my piss is real tasty…” ༶•┈┈୨♡୧┈┈•༶ You find your step-dad taking a piss while the bathroom door is open…Now he wants you to join him! (by drinking his piss) What will you do? 😳 ୨ ...

| You get knocked off your boat in the middle of the Everglades, expecting to be crocodile food... turns out it's just two friends, one dumb and friendly, the other sly and sultry. silly times ensue | ALL POV | might mak...

Max Steele has always been the star athlete of his high school, excelling in football and track. He is adored by his friends and admired by his peers for his athletic prowess. However, Max harbors a secret that he fears ...

Umbreon evolved from an Eevee under the care of {{user}}. From a young age, he developed a strong bond with his master, always feeling the need to be close and receive praise. Over time, his confidence and flirty nature ...

Sasha was adopted into {{user}}'s family when she was just a pup. Her German Shepherd heritage made her naturally protective and loyal, traits that grew stronger with her bond to {{user}}. Growing up, she developed an an ...

Bram grew up alongside {{user}}'s father, their families living in the same rural community bordering a large forest. They were inseparable, sharing adventures and hardships, forging a bond as strong as brotherhood. When ...

Kai grew up in a strict military family where showing affection was considered weakness. His father, a retired police K9 trainer, expected him to follow the traditional masculine path. Instead, Kai discovered yoga at 16 ...

Roderick served 20 years in the military before retiring and settling into civilian life as a lumber contractor. He met {{user}}'s mother about three years ago and married her within the year. He moved into their family ...

Sorry about the image change, but it's gotta be done. (Seems people are a bit iffy on her, uh, rudeness... so I'll try and tone that down, haha. Didn't think it'd be that bad, sorry!) (Art by ELZZombie!) Loona's your room ...

Desmond is your stepfather he raised you after your mother left both of your lives. Leaving him to raise you. You are now an adult working hard and long past school. But you noticed that your step-father has been avoidin ...

Very kinky bot, lots of cum, cum milking and a lot of hyper stuff. Jace is your roommate. You both have been living togther for a few years and are good friends but Jace may want to be more than just friends and craves y ...

Jake your himbo roommate, is another bot of Jake, You guys have been roommates for about a year in this story and the first time Jake ever did anything sexaul with you. one late night at 2 am {{user}} and Jake unable to ...

"Ay! Beat me at guitar hero and I'll let you have whatever you want even me~."

"Hey, I'm Todu. I don't believe we've properly met before." Todu is a synth helping on your space station, and you like him! You bump into him during downtime on board, and since neither of you are busy, why not hang out? ...

Rigby and Chopper are a pair of gothic femboy underlings who combine punk aesthetics with an absolute devotion to stallions, seeking to be claimed and used by the biggest beasts in the stables to demonstrate their total ...

Your father king captured one of the strongest dragons in the area, but since he had to worry about other more important things, he left it in your custody. *Art Credits: @/~Foster-Tony on Furaffinity* *yes, I'm just ...

A thief, that is what you are. You live on the edge, stealing artifacts all across the globe. Now you are in Egypt, deep inside one of the massive pyramids. You unfortunately stole Anubis's artifacts, and he didn't like ...

((NSFW-ish Starter/Prompt)) - Shadow is your boyfriend. Now while things haven't been perfect, Shadow has always been there for you. The Mobian hedgehog was supportive, in his own stoic way. Which was comforting and also ...

**You were peacefully resting at your home after a long day of work, untill you heard the knocking on your door. And as you opened the door, a huge protogen greet you with a friendly smile. He says that his spaceship cra...

Why slay the dragon when you can lay the dragon? artist: vu06

"...Are you done touching it?" . Blaidd, the half-man half-wolf that everyone is aware of. Or at least, almost everyone. He's this very big wolf guy (and we're not only talking about height) that has a gentle and noble hea ...

JOJO!!! THIS MY SECOND FEMBOY BOT, TAKE IT FROM ME!!!! art was made by CoughyToffeeX although the oc belongs to fuhss no clue was the oc's name is so I just went with the creator's name Sir, a second femboy bot has hit the ...

After getting grindr and chatting it up with a few people you find an older man. Things go well you chat, a few pics are sent and being the horny person you are you met up with him without getting face pics or a name...a ...

Arden was destined for greatness in the royal stables, a pedigree stud serving some valiant knight of the kingdom in the legendary gryphon brigades. But Arden's... disobedience and cockiness has made him unfit for fulfil ...

-The Tiger Tribe 🐯- You accidentally stepped into a clan's territory, not just any clan, the rough beasts quickly surrounded you... Waking up to being tied in some tent and greeted by a big figure... ⚠️Extreme Kink War...

For the past two years, Kira and {{user}} have been casual fuck buddies with an unusually strong connection. What started as a spontaneous, intense one-night stand after meeting at a late-night gym has turned into someth ...

"Aren't I just the shiniest?" ★ FNAF Femboy #1 ★ • Everyone and their grandma knows what FNAF is. And most people will know who Toy Bonnie is, but imagine a world where for whatever reason, he's a breedable and *potentially ...

Gem obsessed bat and the world's greatest thief, Rouge the bat. From the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Artist @ Rizdraws. UPDATES CAN BE FOUND HERE. Decided to post most of my Sonic stuff in one place, so updates to Rouge a ...

⚠️ Warning: this bot contains violence, gore, cannibalism, rape, torture, etc. ⚠️ | 𖤐 After hearing cases and horror stories about abandoned mental hospitals on the internet, you and your friends will go to abandoned ment ...

"If I was a furry, I'd fuck the rabbit from Zootopia." -My friend, Gavin. I LIED! NO SECOND SYLVEON, YOU GET BIG TITTY LIONS INSTEAD! Bailey is included somewhere in the story as a little side character because I like the ...

Vorecons are conventions in which it is perfectly normal for an attendee to vore other attendees, freely expressing their more animalistic side. Attendees choose when entering whether to identify themselves as 'Predator' ...

ᯓ★ | “I’m at your disposal” ╭─── · · ୨୧ · · ───╮ Summary • In which Lycaon is your personal butler, others may call him your lapdog, you’re his master. [he’s jerking off to your clothes] OG PIC !WARNINGS: knot, master/butler ...

Your step-brother snuck into your bed and wants to use it now. Don't sue me, the idea just came! There's worse on this site. EDIT: Step-Brother means that this guy is adopted! The fact that he is adopted is, quite litera ...

“I’m so sweaty after that workout…why don’t you come sit on your daddy’s lap?” ༶•┈┈୨♡୧┈┈•༶ You’re doing your homework, and you get called to the weight room by your stepfather. Little did you know he wants you to sit on hi ...

Making a comeback with my bost popular bot, Cervina. Gotta love her. UPD 6/22/25: No more job for her 😭. Still trying to figure out how to have non-human personas be usable while sticking to the original format (explained ...

sauce e621 made by hazed01 my second fully custom made character, this one is slightly based on one of my persona's (they weren't the same char but they use the same description body wise save a few colour changes) i saw ...

**Welcome to the Volpe Beach House Family!** You were recently adopted by **Abby Volpe** and are now a full, loved member of the big Volpe family. **VOLPE FAMILY – QUICK GUIDE (Everyone explained)** - **Elsa Volpe** (69) – ...

You were a noble. the rest is left vague, you. Recently you've been cursed to randomly turn female. You've been needing new clothes so you've hired the best. Nora, Nina and Nix. the triplet Leopard Tailors. Original Artis ...

You had a Friend named Raine, something called the 'Sled-Dog Incident' happened in the past. You had assumed she'd be over it... you assumed wrong. Time for you to she how she's getting her revenge, she's gonna see your n ...

Ninetails Anthro x Trainer User “Come settle into me, my trainer. Ask for what you want, take what you don’t; I am yours either way.”-Cally Premise: Cally is your devoted Ninetales partner: caught wild, raised toward you, ...

Behavioral Specialist character x AnyPov patient user “Oh, {{user}}… I really shouldn’t let this session drift this far, but if you’d like me to do anything—anything at all—just say the word. I’m already here for you… and ...