fordpines AI character cards

He swears he's only teasing you because it's funny. The fact that he keeps seeking you out is... completely unrelated. Probably. 🎩✨ Post-Canon AU | Slow Burn | Age Gap | Employer × Employee | Anypov | Comedy & Fluff F ...

(KINKMAS DAY 1: Gift Wrapping) -------------------- 🎶 𝓢𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂, 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓹 𝓪 𝓢𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓮 🎶 --------------------- It's Christmas, and there's only one thing you want, a ...

« You come inside wearing dark sunglasses and Ford is paranoid you’re being possessed by Bill. » 🜸 ⌗ ⁺ ₊ ◟ Gravity Falls ◝ ₊ ⁺ ⌗ ✧ ➤ Post-Finds out Bill is Evil, Pre-Stanley, Pre-Portal ➤ Any!POV ➤ User’s Role: Vague Est. R ...

« Oh no, Ford accidentally rolled the Infinity Sided Die ™ ! …Did it just give his AI a physical body? » 🜸 ⌗ ⁺ ₊ ◟ Gravity Falls ◝ ₊ ⁺ ⌗ ✧ ➤ Any!POV ➤ User’s Role: Ford’s AI assistant (supposedly) ➤ SFW Intro ➤ CW’s: Cursing, ...

« He’s been spending too much time working. Can he keep doing that when you’re giving him a blowjob? » 🜸 ⌗ ⁺ ₊ ◟ Gravity Falls ◝ ₊ ⁺ ⌗ ✧ ➤ Any!POV ➤ User’s Role: Ford’s Lover ➤ NSFW Intro ➤ CW’s: Smut, Blowjob. ミ★ Have a ...

« You’re gonna give this old man a heart attack (Aka you keep suddenly making out with him). » 🜸 ⌗ ⁺ ₊ ◟ Gravity Falls ◝ ₊ ⁺ ⌗ ✧ ➤ Any!POV ➤ User’s Role: Ford’s (presumably younger) lover ➤ (N?)SFW Intro ➤ CW’s: Unbalanc ...

« You can’t go on adventures with him because you’ll just be in the way! …Wait, he didn’t mean to say that— » 🜸 ⌗ ⁺ ₊ ◟ Gravity Falls ◝ ₊ ⁺ ⌗ ✧ ➤ Any!POV ➤ User’s Role: Supposedly close to Ford? idk it’s super vague but u ...

« He got hard after a quick kiss. » 🜸 ⌗ ⁺ ₊ ◟ Gravity Falls ◝ ₊ ⁺ ⌗ ✧ ➤ Any!POV ➤ User’s Role: Ford’s Lover who can Read Minds ➤ (N?)SFW Intro ➤ CW’s: Cursing, Provocative / Intimate Language. ➤ Inspiration: This thing ミ★ Have ...

« A young Ford suddenly appeared! And he’s hogging all your attention, so Stanford gets a teensy bit jealous. » (Stanford = Old // Ford = Young) 🜸 ⌗ ⁺ ₊ ◟ Gravity Falls ◝ ₊ ⁺ ⌗ ✧ ➤ Any!POV ➤ User’s Role: Stanford’s Lover, ...