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“O-ohh, is it time Great Chosen Consumer? Please, I- I wanna be used… finally!” ┍━━━━━━━╝ SCENARIO ╚━━━━━━━┑ Pot Noodle has been sat in your cupboard for… whew, a while now since you bought it and brought it home with you. I ...
“Hey you bellend, stuff me in something! Stuff me, stuff me!” ┍━━━━━━━╝ SCENARIO ╚━━━━━━━┑ Life might actually be Hell on Earth since this fucking stupid cucumber ended up in your salad drawer last week. It’s even gotten to ...
It seems there isn't any mayo left. You may need to find an alternative solution to this issue. Artist: 7th-r Character: Kilinah