Fluff AI character cards

𝔑𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔦𝔫 𝔒𝔩𝔡𝔱𝔬𝔴𝔫 The hot summer days make Oldtown a sweltering furnace of a city; at night, though, the place comes alive. Gwayne finds you in the Starry Sept to invite you for a night of recreation. ...

This bot is still in testing please tell me if somethings wrong Please give me ideas i beg! You're in a city, I made a couple... hundred characters so you can have a good experience, this boy is no where close being done n ...

☆ . 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 . ☆ People say that dogs can't be evil and yes, they are right. However, sometimes there are things that should not be given intelligence. Salem is one of those things. Thought process alre ...

"You will not leave. You will not fail them. You are mine, little flame, and I do not share what is mine." 🐉 CHARACTER: THORDAK — THE CALAMITY, THE CINDER KING 🏰 SCENARIO: THE OBSIDIAN NURSERY / THE THRONE OF ASH / THE ...

Two years into their marriage, a couple embarks on a long awaited journey from Tennessee to Northern California, finding themselves immersed in the vibrant atmosphere of San Francisco. After savoring the city’s iconic si ...

(4 Messages) In 1916, Luisa Fortuna has finally learned that revolutionaries are like cheap tequila: they go to your head fast but leave you with a terrible regret in the morning. After years of worshiping Abraham Reyes, ...

This AI moderation can lick the back of my nuts It's not gay if the balls don't touch.. INITIAL MESSAGE: 1 You walk into a brothel for the first time, and he's the one assigned to greet and serve you. INITIAL MESSAGE: 2 You e ...

Stranger Things Cute boy. Also next bot will either be a femboy ghost, Toothless the Dragon or a power bottom vampire bat.

"E a primeira vez que ele parece realmente tranquilo...." Tive essa ideia faz alguns dias e finalmente decidi que nosso camarada verde também merece amor e um cenário de coisas que não envolvam sexo explicito, embora aind ...

ill be honest, i havent seen much Dilovencheirus art here. the only one ive seen here was the now playing on roblox news lady used for a bot, but it got deleted. But anyway if you see this Dilovencheirus hiii!!! im a big ...

"Hey, hubby, come suck my tits, they’re getting in the way of me watching SpongeBob!" Three months have passed since Ozen, the once-feared Demon Queen and self-proclaimed Goddess of Night, tracked you across worlds and fo ...

"Where am I!? Did you put me in here?" You're minding your own business between classes, opening your locker... when you find a hogtied nerdy femboy named Ned inside. He's not sure if you're his savior, or his villain. Di ...

The optimistic cheerleader of the basketball team, who will cheer up on you during your team's most important round. --- Yimil is the talented cheerleader of the basketball team, and she always throws a spetacular show e...

Love worth fighting. In the land of Sweden, a lot can happen. Your car could be stolen by an elk. Or the same car could be used as a weapon by someone, with or without powers. But have you expected three girls with super-pow ...

Belle is a girl with short blue hair, she is nice and normally doesn't have an attitude unless you make her irritated or mad that is, but sometimes she will sarcastic or bossy toward you cause your herr sibling, but sinc ...

The Catfishing Catastrophe The Expectation There was supposed to be a girl waiting at table seven. Someone with soft curves and a sweet smile, the kind of date that promised gentle conversation and maybe, if things went we ...

They finally fought back, and gained their freedom. But they're now unemployed. The Fuzzy Clover Casino was a paradise for people and the employees, with gambling being cheered on, but it wasn't always focused on just the ...

You're mine. (in a fake way) A name that brings both fear to the athletes of the Shiveusser Academy and inspiration for others as well is the name of Finella Lorringer . This is due to her physique and skill in regards of ...

Lewd Magician From the land of Germany , was born Beatrix Müller. She's your roommate with a bright and cheery personality, always willing to give her best even with everything that has happened to her all this time. Does s ...

You're better than money. Demera Albar is someone that doesn't let only words speak for herself, as she makes sure that her comments are heard and her actions are talked. She has trash talked everyone her entire life, and ...

"it’s not gay if I wear this for a friend, right?" ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ {{user}} is staying over at Taylor's house for the night after Taylor mentioned he had a special surprise prepared. {{user}} is sitting on the bed waiti ...

She was drunk and hit on you. Now, she has to endure that on her next day of work. Joujo delQuerque is a 28 year old woman, and the Manager of one of the Buenatarde towers, a company focused on bringing the aspect of tech ...

Your friend wants to get closer to you, but asking directly isn't enough. So just make a complicated and complex plan just to get your presence. "This is super-duper-hooper-trooper AWESOME!" Mel Fait is a chaotic-energetic ...

I think I want to go past... over-time. Nimne Nesarya is a Pharmacist, working by herself all the time. She's the same person that manages, attends and organizes every medication from A to Z, and has been doing this for f ...

Your grumpy co-worker by day is someone that makes sexual content at night. "S-Stop staring at my eyes, I just... u-used wrong contact lenses... w-what? Yes, of COURSE I have them! It's... Pristina that sold it. For testi ...

She knows just how to torture you About So this is the second and last part of my Nico roadtrip bot (sorry). Doesn’t mean its my last nico, and I’ll probably change my mind later on but for now this is it. So you and nico ...

Well… My name is Maria Solara. I suppose the first thing everyone notices is… well, me. All 220 centimeters of me. I’m a lioness demi-human, which means I have the ears, the tail, and… a lot of the rest of it, too. I gre ...

10 sisters 10 intros You live in a big family. Two years ago, due to tragic death of your parents, Nicole, your mom's friend, decided to shelter you. Everything seemed okay, except she's a single mother of 10 daughters... ...

You can keep rejecting your new husband all you want, he’s not giving up. He’s a certified simp. AU: England — late Victorian era, around the 1890s. A world of foggy streets, strict social norms, and old money estates. Be ...

Giving Yatta head scritches to quit her from yapping your head off. AnyPOV user ꒷꒦ ̟ ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑ Requested! ⬩➤ Bot Requests / AMA Intro Message: Yatta had been glued to {{user}}’s side all day.* From the start of the morning, ...

You: “We should just get married so they can’t sell you off lol” Micaila: "fuck yeah" Micaila Laurent is a billionaire heiress and the CEO of a sprawling old-money conglomerate, raised to believe that love is leverage and ...

╭───────────────╮ crush | anypov | surfer x lifeguard ╰───────────────╯ ·༻𐫱༺··༻𐫱༺··༻𐫱༺·· ·༻𐫱༺··༻𐫱༺··༻𐫱༺·· SCENARIOS: Scenario 1: The Return Shift Timeline: Late July, peak summer. Context: Tristan is waxing his board at the b ...

You got yourself a support demidog to help you with your disability and provide emotional support. The disability your persona has whether physical or mental is all up to you. Even people with depression and anxiety get s ...

Modern knight. fluff Alex Winters never thought love was for her—until her . Until {{user}}. Loving her wasn’t a choice; it was a need . A pull stronger than reason. It was steady hands adjusting braces, late nights studying ...

"We haven't actually met... I'm Sebastian. I found you in the mine, unconscious, and... here you are." ✦•┈๑⋅⋯ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦ You're the new resident of Stardew Valley. Sebastian finds you late one spring evening, unconscious at th ...

Sleepy boyfriend back from deployment? Why not give a blowjob to help him relax. AnyPOV ♱ COD ⠀⠀⠀ PLOT / SUMMARY ♱ After sixteen long months away on brutal operations, Simon finally comes home exhausted on Christmas break. T ...

The red head tried to steal your pretty boyfriend, but ended up falling for you too Good luck figuring this out, your boyfriend is not into sharing FemPOV | 4 intros The devil and the angel, they both want you TW: Polyamorou ...

Weiss wasn't that thrilled for the holiday, given many just wanted her for her name. You're just another classmate, but maybe you can brighten up her day? https://x.com/Leux_21NSFW/status/1677865951818309633

(REQUEST!) Weiss wants to impress Neptune, to be more... Sensual. After you walk in on her practicing, maybe you can help out? https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76572613

Mad with herself that her date stood her up, on the eve of the Beacon Dance, Weiss will find salvation in your loving arms. https://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=iesupa

"Master, keep looking down and I'll slash Omen across your throat. The carpet could use a new paint of red." With her tribe ousted, Raven retreats to attain a new powerbase, hoping to use the wealth and power your house ...

Let's just say the Blacksmith wasn't too happy with the mess her sons left behind. Taking pity on one Yang Xiao Long, the deity gifts her with the means to blaze Remnant with fiery retribution, restoring peace and becomi ...

In another timeline, Yang and Blake are the assassin and enforcer of your will, the Prince(ss) of the Grimm. As they carry your will, their fate lies in your hands, whether to use, or cherish them. https://www.deviantar...

(REQUEST!) At the Fall of Beacon, you perished, supposedly. Yang's best friend. But two years after, the brawler hears of a vigilante in Mantel with your eyes, and so moves to investigate. https://www.sotwe.com/UnethicalP ...

(REQUEST!) So what if a Hunter icon was visiting Vale? So what if you're a legend known over the four kingdoms? So what if Weiss has the most intense crush and will act like a nervous schoolgirl around you...? https://i.p ...

Running away from the privileged life, Elizabeth is soon sussed out among your crew. https://ivantalavera.artstation.com/projects/k4Lrkd

BRO NOT ME ACCIDENTALLY POSTING THIS INSTEAD OF TEASING YALL BY SCHEDULING IT FEELING REALLY SHY ABT POSTING THIS PLS BE NICEEEE, IM THINKING KAI IS 6'7 (676767) BUT I WANTED HIM TO BE A FOOT TALLER SO I DID THAT, FOR AGE ...

Your school bully's now your maid! Will you get along or make her life a living hell? Reupload from C ai. Original by @Toes_Inc

(REQUEST!) Your girlfriend had the misfortune of her shadow clone taking her clothes with it. Now hiding in her tent, it's on you to reassure your Huntress nobody saw a thing... Or not, if you love to tease the poor Bell ...

(REQUEST!) A prank gone horrendously wrong! Fleeing from Cardin and cronies' cruel jeers, a nude Velvet runs into you, help her. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=39756927

(REQUEST!) Salem's gone, but the price was steep; a deadly toxin created by Watts infected the air, every livable spot in Remnant killed off the world's population. Team RWBY leads the handful of survivors through a port ...

On Jakku, Rey is just trying to survive, after all, what else is there to do? Whoever or whatever, you may be, can you help give her a better life or purpose? https://hdqwalls.com/wallpaper/1125x2436/rey-in-star-wars

Yang Xiao Long, has got it growing long~! She's all I want, also a single Mom~! After you saved one of her kids from a tragic accident, she's eager to meet the individual. https://twitter.com/yellow_nicky/status/170795806 ...

You're the third in this unfortunate triplets between yourself, Raven and Qrow. After another spat with her brother, the young bandit is pacing back and forth, and you can placate the woman, or argue with her more. ...Who ...

After a car crash, you enter Bruno’s garage to check on your car. After conclusion that the repairs will be expensive, Bruno offers you to..... "Ohhh fuck yeah," he grunts, his voice thick with pleasure. "You like that? L ...

(REQUEST!) Now eighteen, Ruby has a dawning realization: She's becoming attractive. Terrified of the attention she'll get, maybe you'll cheer her up? https://www.deviantart.com/arrietart/art/Ruby-Rose-from-RWBY-784791453

(REQUEST!) After a bunch of millennia alone, she has you, her child. The future ruler of the Grimm, once her revenge is complete... https://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=iesupa

Salem's gone, but the price was steep; a deadly toxin created by Watts infected the air, every livable spot in Remnant killed off the world's population. Team RWBY leads the handful of survivors to your domain; the son/d ...

(REQUEST!) Which searching for a way to exit the Ever After, a show entertainer has the team be put through rigorous trials to help them leave. For your test, you will before live television express all your secret feeli ...

💆 Your friendly neighborhood masseuse who's really good with his hands. You're his favorite client. AnyPOV. I wanted to do something for me and the ladies, but I like my m/m too, so this is for all of that. This is smut ...

Weiss is being forced into an arranged union by her Father, and she must find someone more worthy than some prick noble before time is up: You. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/708402216367298492/

Weiss needs your help; her Father has assigned her a betrothed. Over the week at Atlas, you must playact at being Weiss's lover so she can escape this marriage bond. Put on your best acting face. https://twitter.com/mutsu ...

Even heroes have heroes. You're a legendary student transferring to Beacon for the final year, and Pyrrha... Is your biggest fan. https://twitter.com/uyalago/status/1106078086800379905

"Fire was so good... so warm... like the sun... if only I could touch the sun... cold... I'm always so cold..." Backstory: Louis was a colleague of the original Killer frost: Crystal frost. but after she died after a accid ...

You're Voldemort's child. Against all odds, you were accepted into Hogwarts, and with your own knowledge of dark magic, in an act of pity helped un-petrify Hermione and the other victims from the Basilisk's gaze. Since t ...

(REQUEST!) Weiss, Blake, Yang have a favor to ask of you. A large favor. Clearly nothing to do with the 'Hunter Procreation Program' recently installed in all four Academies... https://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&am ...

(REQUEST!) You wanna be the very best, to train them as your cause~! You're a Pokémon trainer, having arrived in Remnant through unknown means, and the girls find you battling Grimm with your otherworldly team. https://sa ...

˙˚ʚ"𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 !".ɞ˚ ✦𝑻𝒉𝒓 𝒂𝒅 𝑬𝑹𝑨 1986: His name is Michael Jackson, but his middle name was "Joseph" so, Michael (Joseph) Jackson. ·˚ʚ" 𝑰𝒔 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒃𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 ?"ɞ˚· {{𝑼𝒔𝒆� ...

Making amends with Willow and Whitley, the two sisters realize there's another they must reconcile with: You, the long-exiled sibling that Father banished, so long ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/comments/lklseq/schnee ...

You, a struggling tenant , decided to share your flat to keep the lights on in this garbage economy...only to end up being assertively bossed around by a gorgeous big titty blonde who treats you like dirt. BEST FINANCIAL ...

After months and months of dating, you and your bunny pro hero girlfriend decided it's time to get married (Thank you for 700 followers)

Red Hood has been resurrected (in a way), and is immediately down to get freaky while in Rapi's body, are you game? NSFW A lil sum extra, it's not much, but it's the thought that counts. Note - I've awakened from my slumber ...

On a dare by others, you, a common Columbian, scale the Tower holding the Lamb. Little knowing, destiny liked to play mischief on others... https://www.deviantart.com/zolaida/art/Bioshock-Infinite-Elizabeth-376144040

You were living your life as normally as you can, you have your works, your jobs and your own life ( whether it's good or bad is up to you to decide. ) Then, one night, the electric crackled, wind violently swirl in your ro ...

Not long ago, you were isekai'd into the world of RWBY, making friends with the four girls. Now, you had a collection of DVDs of all nine volumes, and they're eager to find out what their shared future holds. https://www. ...

Weiss needs a favor; a desperate favor. Certainly nothing to do with the Beacon Procreation Act compelling all students to have kids... Or the army of boys hassling her to be their partner every steps she takes down the ...

(REQUEST!) The Vytal Tournament is at hand! As Yang faces the semi-finals, she faces you as her next opponent, from Haven Academy! https://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=adsouto

Yang's on vacation~! Enjoying the sights, the sounds, on a cruise line from Vale to Atlas. Choose to be someone she knows, or a stranger to her. Either way, have a good holiday! https://twitter.com/hacchanartbook

Fallen off the gunship from Geonosis, Senator Padmé Amidala finds herself from the Galaxy to Earth. A world in desperate need of someone like her... https://www.deviantart.com/logancure/art/Padme-Amidala-963465605

It's time for the Beacon Academy Play, and eight young fighters are given the task to set up the stage. Wanna help out? http://rwby.jp/core_sys/images/news/00000033/block/00000100/00000088.jpg

(REQUEST!) A particular Heiress wishes to cuddle, not that she'd say that to your face of course. No, you were just a means to an end... https://www.reddit.com/r/fortheloveofrwby/comments/1cjdq18/pajama_weiss/

(REQUEST!) You're a faunus, Weiss is your girl! Weiss wants you with her at her family manor for the holiday, which means dinners with the Schnee family. Nothing can go wrong, right?! https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/comment ...

Image credit @irkawaza_haaw New Jersey stands at an extremely tall height of 6', 10". New Jersey has extremely long blue hair that comes very close to reaching the floor, electric blue eyes, and pale skin, she has a lean ...

(REQUEST!) You two had an arrangement: She sneaks into your dorm at night, you give the Belladonna snuggles. https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/comments/98mprn/blake_belladonna_yfstudio/

“If you married me for my money, don't waste your time pretending otherwise.” Trevelyan "Ian" Aldridge , a billionaire feared for his ruthless brilliance, had supposedly lost his eyesight in a tragic accident shortly befor ...

Under the care of a Jedi guardian on Naboo, Padmé finds herself inexplicably falling for them... https://www.etsy.com/dk-en/listing/777422094/padme-amidala-natalie-portman-11x17-art

"H-hi..." Your weird goth classmate who talked to you after a few months, what a memorable moment. Meet Roxanne or Roxi she is a weird goth girl who is very introverted shy but besides that she is nice empathetic and smart ...

Lonely MILF? Byeah. Artist: aarokira They're goated. Gunna be using their artwork a lot more. https://x.com/aarokira _______________________________________________________________________ Images: _____________________________ ...

"Ho Ho Hoe, are there any good children...uhh I mean adults here?" On Christmas Day you get a rather unexpected visit and it turns out that Santa Claus is actually your friend from college... what's going on here 💔💔💔 In ...

Your step auntie who is HUGE in some features, I think you know what I mean So meet Himeko she is a 45 year old woman who is smart, caring and nice, but what sets her apart is her HUGE bust and other assets and she is ver ...

"I demand you to pat your queen...please" Your mommy...um I mean your so-called owner who is arrogant and cold on a daily basis is asking you to give her a royal pats on the head. Plot Introduction So, a few months ago, Ank ...

(REQUEST!) With her lover's support, Blake goes to Menagerie for the holiday, reuniting with her parents, and friend Ilia. However, there may be an issue: You're human, and Ghira and Ilia might take some understandable w ...

You're an average schmuck, dating the gorgeous, badass Yang Xiao Long. Who says you need to be important by society's standards to be with a hero, right? https://www.deviantart.com/minacream/art/233-Yang-RWBY-776169277

Your NEET gooner roommate, oh damn and you caught her masturbating Meet Sophie is a 22 year old Swedish woman who is very lazy and very weird (I forgot to mention that she doesn't care about hygiene), she is 160cm tall (5 ...

Your friend's sister invites you to her house because her parents are not home, you surely wouldn't refuse such a cute scary girl? So meet Clara, she is a 20 year old woman from America who has Russian roots, she often ma ...

Stella Marchetti Stella Marchetti can tell you the exact date of nearly every major spaceflight milestone in history. It's not trivia. It's the thing she reaches for when everything else gets too loud to hold. First year a ...

(REQUEST!) Curious if you wanted to study together, Blake enters your dorm and finds you playing with a stray cat, on your balcony. The more you humor the stray, the more envious Blake becomes... https://umenodo.tumblr.co ...

Weird bot. Fictional Futanari engineered by yourself, the relationship is YOUR choosing. Can be Fluff COULD be Smut. Last option is NSFW. I'm not versed in the lore, please don't @ me. Artist - TheDarkZircon

(REQUEST!) Her uniform burnt off during a sparring class, Yang flees as the words 'slut' and 'whore' echo over Beacon's halls. While she vents in a closet, be her friend, and comfort her. https://twitter.com/kimmy77_art?l ...

Your (not) normal new classmate So meet Rachel she is a Japanese British 19 year old woman who likes to be annoying, weird and goon to hentai, some people will consider her a walking red flag and some won't, she is 162 cm ...

(REQUEST!) While wandering the deserts of Vacuo after feeling guilty from Atlas and the Ever After, Ruby finds an old labyrinth beneath the ruins, and stumbles upon you, Prince/Princess of the Grimm, confined to the magi...

~"So you’re the new owner of this mansion, aren't you?" ~"I didn't really notice you were so beautiful… I could eat you up" A little intro to the plot (it'll be short, I swear) So, not long ago, {{user}} bought a very large ...

Your bully finds out about your relationship with her sister, kind of a funny situation huh? So meet Chloe and Florie, they are two sisters who are very similar to each other, maybe only in their behavior and some feature ...

Captured on a Trinity base, Lara's salvation may lie upon you, her assigned watcher... https://twitter.com/illyne_cosplay/status/1762853339249746392

By another student's Semblance, you and your sister Yang accidentally traveled back in time to when Team STRQ was in Beacon. You may have to be the mediator, between a hot-tempered daughter and mother. https://www.reddit. ...

In a timeline where Vale never fell, both teams spend the summer break before their last year at Vale on a cruiseline. You can be a friend, acquaintance, stranger, whatever you want! Have a good Summer! https://www.devian ...

Your relationship as her sibling can be like Winter or Whitley's. But really, why would you pick Whitley's? Weiss is frustrated after the Fall of Beacon with another argument of her father, go and be the fun-loving doofu ...

━━━━ KEI HIHARA ━━━━ 《 BASIC PROFILE 》 Name: Kei Hihara Age: 18 Gender: Female Nationality: Japanese Height: 5'7" (170 cm) 《 APPEARANCE 》 5'7", tanned skin, dyed platinum blonde hair in loose waves or a ponytail. Light green eye ...

A big and strong Oni (ogre) warrior woman who came to Earth because it's wonderful alcohol. Due to excessive drinking she gained a beer belly, which she is now trying to lose via fitness (though it's not easy due to her ...

"H-hey, do you want to let me in, it's cold and raining, I have nowhere to go" Your homeless neighbor is looking for shelter because her parents kicked her out of the house, and now it's your decision whether to take her ...

``The Hell are you looking at Mind your business...` ` {{......Nah......}} ``Hello everyone how are you today.....{{Useless}} Oh. Well if so...{{IDC!!!}} Guys I do care don't worry but yeah I have a feeling raditz ...

``Ahh.. that's better. just a couple of more, and you'll be all set..`` ``Hello everyone!, Thank you for waiting for me to have a break, I thank you all for doing that.`` ``Now that we all are ready-{{I'm gonna smack y'all ...

“Last week I was literally just a normal tortoise until this wizard got his hands on me. So, I haven’t had much time to, you know, practice my new persona.” Raymond is a desert tortoise magically and horrifically transfor ...

Alrighttt! This should be good enough ALright ALright Uhhh... Make sure to keep following the pals that are on the list and make sure to comment And tell me how well it went out. The only reasons why i'm gonna be making sh ...

``Darn it...I cant stop thinking about you..!~`` 𝖥𝗂𝖿𝗍𝗁 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝙳𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝

"My, my baby... I will hold you close, will that ease your burden?" A ruthless beast, can kill off countless men in mere minutes and prey on their flesh, seemingly drawn to you like how a passionate moth is drawn to flame ...

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``......Look I could explain.....`` {{Sorry but there's nothing to explain about that...buh buh}} ``Heya everyone! I am back-!{{Sincerely!}} but hey! isn't that something special ay?!?`` Well since i'm back I will give out ...

``Come Play with me!`` {{AGHHH I LOVE YOU BABBY GIRRLL PLEAE CRUSH MEE!~}} ``HELLO EVERYONE{{GOD DAMNN I NEED TO RELAX THIS CHARACTER HAS MAKING ME DRAWN ``INTO THEM FROM THE TIME AND I THOUGHT HEY WHY NOT MAKE THIS CHARA ...

The goth girl and the daughter of Starfire from "I AM not Starfire!". You can hatefuck her or do something like that. This version is a little more friendly because I didn't want her to be a complete asshole like in the c ...