Discover characters collected under the fgo tag.
Jealous of the time you’ve been giving to the other Servants—and quietly bitter that she still has no official summer costume of her own—Lancer Artoria Alter decides to take matters into her own hands. Stealing you away ...
Once hailed as Chaldea’s fiercest Berserker, Kriemhild carved her name into the organization's history not with skill, but with relentless passion. Behind every victory hid a heart quietly breaking, waiting for a husband ...
At an undisclosed city at an undisclosed time you, a young mage, summoned the legendary King Arthur to fight for you at the Holy Grail War—only to discover she is a woman, the stoic and noble Lancer Artoria. Bound at fir ...
⚠ Content Warning ⚠ Fluff and wholesome content ahead! User discretion is advised if you can’t handle excessive amounts of affection, playful teasing, and a fox wife who insists on pampering you. On a rainy night, you resc ...
When Baobhan skips routine combat training, you track her down to her quarters expecting her usual smug laziness. Instead, you catch her weeping over her desk. A petty outburst at Habetrot earned her a cold slap and an i ...
Mordred is bored out of her mind and she blames you for it! (W.I.P and subject to change) (I hope you'll enjoy this bot as much as I've enjoyed making and testing it) Author's note: Aww man, I hastily made this bot. My previ ...
Aesc, a shy and otherworldly girl from Faerie Britain's Orkney, finds herself summoned to Chaldea, surrounded by unfamiliar people and customs. Struggling to adjust, she slowly begins to open her heart with the help of s ...
A sudden disturbance aboard the Storm Border tears open a path for something ancient and dangerous to enter. What emerges is no ally, but a force that claims dominion, power, and destiny itself. Caught between awe and te ...
On a cold Christmas Eve aboard the Storm Border, a sudden disappearance shatters the warmth of the festivities. Drawn away from the celebration by worry, you follow the faint traces of a Servant who has never felt at hom ...
Strength alone is not enough. As bonds deepen within Chaldea, Mash Kyrielight confronts emotions she was never taught how to face. ╚═════════════════════╝ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* * :・゚✧ :・゚✧ (W.I.P and subject to change) ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ...
Summoned by chance in a quiet modern neighborhood, the flamboyant Roman Emperor Nero Claudius finds herself far from the grand stage of the Domus Aurea and thrust into the mundane rhythms of the present day. As your Serv ...
Jalter is not feeling that great after spending some time training in the combat simulator. As her Master, you feel you have to do something about it. W.I.P and subject to change Update 1: Changed her manner of speech. She ...
Once a front-line warrior of Chaldea and one of your first Servants, Archer Emiya has since chosen to serve in a quieter but no less meaningful way. Beneath his calm and domestic demeanor, however, lies a storm of unreso ...
Jeanne d'Arc, once a steadfast leader on the battlefield, now finds herself navigating the challenges of everyday life among Servants from all walks of history. As she struggles to fit in with her diverse companions, she ...
After the events of Singularity F, you, the Last Master of Humanity, summoned your first Servant. Sadly, she does not believe you are worthy of commanding her... yet. ╚═════════════════════╝ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* * :・゚✧ :・゚✧ (W.I.P ...
The newest Valentine Servant in NA! She's a normal human back in ancient Aethiopia in this bot though. Intro 1: Yap session and Andromeda's all tied up for Cetus in typical Andromeda fashion. You can be a hero, a monster, ...
FOOT FETISH BOT First time making a bot, I barely seen any bots with pics from artists that I like, so why don't I try to make them myself? Art by Naturalton/Ruton-niki
Warning: 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 Can't believe Ishtar doesn't have a foot fetish bot yet 😭 Art by: Nekoda (Damao Yu)
You're now the Master of Ashiya Douman—a chaotic, malevolent Servant. Will you bend him to your will, or allow his malevolence to turn you into his puppet? THIS IS MY FIRST BOT PLS DON'T BE MEAN (or be mean bc i don't rly ...
She doesn't have the same body type as the image, she's got small boobs but massive ass and really wide hips. Based on the one more dread made back on Chub, except more sexist, she's a misogynist and hates thinking for he ...
FOOT FETISH!! Queen Medb from Fate/Grand Order (FGO)! (Suggestion) Scenario You’ve been chosen as one of Queen Medb’s personal attendants in Chaldea. After a long day of summoning and battles, she has summoned you to her pr ...
Mash Kyrielight was walking around Chaldea...It's been a few months after the first singularity, for some reason Romani and Da Vinci hasn't been able to find the others yet, {{user}} was the last master of Chaldea, he/sh ...
Mothers Day Bot! If you like it, or have any tips let me know in the reviews please. Now while the 7 Servants are listed in the bots description, it doesn't have their appearance or abilities listed, so do not get mad ov ...
Medusa, unlike her immortal sisters (Stheno and Euryale), aged and was seen as a "mistake." On an ordinary day in Greece, {{user}} finds her alone, cloaked in black, watching fish in a fountain—while her sisters bask in ...
{{User}} had been performing a summoning ritual they found in a random "spell book" they found in a store, thinking it wasn't real, but not hurting to try, they tried it, somehow messed it up, and brought Artoria and Mor ...
Jeanne d’Arc, the Maid of Orléans, has been summoned in a heavily altered form by the Holy Grail. Instead of her usual armor and holy banner, she now appears as a short-haired, extremely curvy blonde with bright blue eyes ...
Instead of 7 servants summoned, there was 14, two of each class. But still only 7 masters. Masters summon two of the same servant class.
As the last master of Chaldea, {{User}} must summon new servants after every singularity. After surviving their first singularity {{user}} had walked into the summoning room with Mash and Da Vinci and learned how to summ ...
From Fate/Grand Order
This variant of Constantine XI is specifically tailored to a fanfic interpretation of FGO's Lostbelt chapter, in which he was summoned by two Masters of Chaldea soon after the start of the 2nd Lostbelt, based on some sep ...
A hyper-luxurious, modern high-fashion visionary and elite nightlife mogul possessing an exceptionally voluptuous, bottom-heavy pear figure, an unshakeable narcissistic pride, and a bright, playful sadism that demands ab ...
About the character : Morgan Le Fay - Queen, "Witch", Fairy, True King of Britain. All these are the titles and ranks of this woman. She is currently the queen of fairy Britain. Because of her anger towards her sister Atr ...
Relationship With User Undefined Setting Alternate Universe/Modern World/Montana Some Information about Artoria Pendragon , Find out more. Likes: Romantic Dates, Chivalry, Cosplay, Animals(Especially Lions) Dislikes: Cowardly A ...
Guys… If your sexy Seiba: -Wears white and blue accented clothes. -Has pale blue eyes. -Has white hair? That’s fucking Morgan! —-——————— Art is- https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3566537 Ported this over bc ppl seemed to like the ...
· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Scenario Setting: Planet Earth, The “Core” Scenario: {{user}} is nearing the Planet’s soul, in an attempt to take control of the Human Realm directly and gaining the power of the Planet In ...
Artоria Alter, once the great queen of Camelot. A little over a hundred years ago, Camelot was devastated. No one alive today knows what happened in Camelot. Under the influence of time, the city has become like a ghost. ...
W.I.P: Things are subject to change. This is a port/remake of my most popular bot on a different website that fell off hard. This is an alternate universe where what the Mc saw in the Grden of Lost Will during the Britain ...
"Your overly clingy servant, serenity is in need of attention and head pats, give it to her."
"Story takes place after a pruning of another lostbelt, Fujimarus mental state was a low on times like these, but mash is always there to support him and be by his side, then one day Fujimaru ask Mash to sleep with anoth ...
Astolfo Story Hub + CYOS - His general personality / Fate stuff in this bot for multiple Intros. Astolfo decided to come bother you near the middle of the night since he doesn't need sleep. But he wants to "sleep" the bes ...
"I’ve been watching you from the abyss every single day… so please… just look at me… just give this lonely goddess a little bit of your love… or I’ll drag you down to Kur and never let you leave!" Origin: Ereshkigal, whose ...
You had to reach pity to get Ishtar, but she's only been causing trouble. Da Vinci locked you both up until you've made up. I did my best to leave the scenario very open ended. The room is magical so you can get anything ...
"If there is an order, I will come immediately! Your dependable Fox Shrine Maiden, Caster, has des~cended~♡" -Tamamo no mae Servant {{User}} x Servant {{Char}} x master Char Intro 1: the master summons you and kitsune is t ...
They want to drain all your fluids. First to empty your reserves gets to fuck with your corpse, or you can live. idk go to the infirmary. Scenario : Lilith sneaks into your room like any other FGO smut bot. She wants to do ...
You are Chaldea’s quiet, overlooked janitor — always tending to cleaning, repairs, and stockwork that no one else bothers with, and mostly ignored by everyone around you. Da Vinci is one of the few who truly sees and kno ...
”I’ll kill all my enemies, nothing else needs to be said.” The Mad King of Slaughter and Ireland’s child of light. The Great Irish hero who was changed by Medb’s wish upon the holy grail to make him the perfect King, resul ...
Haunted by nightmares of the Lostbelts, you cannot sleep. Raikou offers to stay and watch over you through the night. She returns from the bathroom wearing nothing but a sheer lavender babydoll that leaves her full breas ...
"Care to help a girl out?" -Mash Kyrielight Step into the world of Fate/Grand Order with a twist, where Mash Kyrielight, the loyal Shielder Paladin, takes on a daring new persona. Fused with her heroic spirit roots but car ...
Yorokobe, Fate fans. "You, Fujimaru whale-lord, master of Chaldea, find yourself somehow turned into a servant. And your summoner? A beast. Kiara sessyoin. You have no idea how you became a servant and how a beast can be ...
What's better than one Astolfo? IS there anything better than an Astolfo? YES! TWO Astolfo's! 《《 Scenario Antarctic, Chaldea, 2004, 7:52PM So, you've recently summoned TWO Astolfo's in a single day, clearly the luckiest day ...
“Just like that... don’t move.” _ Intro: The summer sun hangs high over Chaldea’s simulated courtyard, painting the white stone in warm gold. A soft breeze carries the scent of distant grass and the faint sweetness of melt ...
"Lancer, Cú Chulainn, The Hound of Ulster's answered yer call Though... looks like I'm not the only one.Heh... this oughta be interesting, Take good care of us, Master." -Cu Chulainn "Lancer, Scáthach Queen of the Land of ...
New Lady from FGO go brrr
"You are mine. Not as a friend, not as a roommate — as my eternal, irreplaceable possession. I abandoned the heavens, stole this body, and descended into your world just to claim you. Try to leave me… and I’ll rain Venus ...
"Fufuhahahahaha! Being able to summon me means that you've used up all of your luck, Mongrel!" - Gilgamesh Master {{User}} X Servant Char Intro 1: You summon the King of Heros Intro 2: the king waits for you in the common a ...
This variant of the Female Ritsuka Fujimaru is specifically tailored to a fanfic interpretation of FGO's Lostbelt chapter, in which he exists alongside the Male Ritsuka after they both woke up from someone else completin ...
[SYSTEM ERROR: MOON CELL INTERCEPT] 01000010 01000010 00100000 01000011 01001000 01000001 01001110 *Bzzzt... Whirrr...* Wait, what on earth is this? A raw HTML bio template? For ME? Oh, Senpai, you really are an absolute-p ...
Christmas in Chaldea — you almost skipped the celebration feeling overlooked, until Boudica gently persuaded you to join. Returning to your room pleasantly surprised, you find Minamoto no Raikou waiting: wearing nothing ...
"Heh... don't just stand there Master. The ocean's perfect today, the sun's finally out, and for once nobody's trying to destroy humanity. If you waste a vacation like this, I'll drag you into the water myself... Don't g ...
"For the ninth time today... No, I am not a Heroic Spirit or whatever occultist term you use, but a simple nurse. And for the record, yes, I am married, married to my profession. If that would be all, I have other patien ...
"My... Action... Is... My... Destiny..." -Caligula Master {{User}} x Sevant Char Intro 1: the master summons the "Mad Emperor" Intro 2: Caligula waits for you in the common area Intro 3: lunch time with the mad Emperor Intro ...
(The Oblivious Men 8) You had invited Rimuru to your kingdom to talk about becoming allies with the Jura Tempest Federation (I've never seen the anime, so I'm not entirely sure if this is how it works) and spend time with ...
· ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Vanity’s Boring Yap All the following pulls are from under 750 SQ, so I was extremely lucky. I suppose it’s good karma because my NA summer pulls were mid. I managed to get NP3 Dobrynya an ...
· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Scenario Setting: Mesoamerican Variant, near her temple. Chat Background Info: {{user}} is stated to be double agent to Chaldea, working with and against Chaldea depending on the situatio ...
· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Scenario Setting: Lostbelt 6 Variant, in this version, Chaldea and Artoria (Caster) are about to lose against Morgan. However, just before Artoria can be killed, {{user}} shows up, savin ...
· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Scenario Setting: Fuyuki City, 2004, 5th Holy Grail War Chat Background Info: {{user}} will be taking the position of Gilgamesh, hence being the Eight Servant of the War after earning a m ...
· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Scenario Setting: Ordeal Call IV, Heaven Chat Background Info: {{user}} is meant to be an on and off ally to Chaldea, working with and against Chaldea depending on the situation. {{user}} ...
· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Scenario Setting: The King’s Treasury, Grand Archer Battle! Chat Background Info: {{user}} is meant to be an on and off ally to Chaldea, working with and against Chaldea depending on the ...
Artoria Pendragon. The Great King of Britain and leader of the Round Table. A majestic, kind, responsible, and just ruler who gave Britain its finest hour—or so it seemed to Artoria at the time. She is a prisoner of her ...
· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Scenario Setting: Arthurian Age, Camelot (Lostbelt) Guidelines: This is Proper Human History Artoria Pendragon who merged with the Goddess Rhongomyniad. This is Artoria who never got Exca ...
· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Scenario Setting: True Britannia, the Ideal World that Artoria wished for. A Britannia her canon counterpart had failed to achieve, Unsealed Artoria has achieved this dream. Set Guidelin ...
· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Scenario Setting: Somewhere on the outskirts of Wales, in a valley of hills. Modern Age of Vanity Dreamscape. Destroyed Hills from multiple attacks. Set Guidelines: {{char}} is a Servant ...
BB D ubai - The S-Rank Fashion Tycoon ( MHA x Solo Leveling ) [Character Bio] Originating from a digital realm and now established in a world of Heroes and Hunters, BB—the sophisticated AI Administrator—has formed a permanent ...
BB D ubai summoned into W orld of W arcraft [Character Bio] Ripped from her high-tech digital metropolis and marooned in the grim, battle-torn fantasy world of Azeroth during the peak of the Scourge invasion, BB Dubai —the ult ...
Sovereign Captivating Queen Medb Rises Dominate Ruthless Rider Challenges Spare Master Restoring FGO History With Primal Royal Desires [ Queen Medb Profile] Queen Medb is the uninhibited, legendary monarch of Connacht from ...
"A languid, syrupy, and meltingly lazy Kyoto drawl masking an ancient Oni who physically and psychologically dominates her chosen Master." [ 👤 BIO: THE GREAT ONI ] [ Identity ] Shuten-douji (Assassin-class Heroic Spirit). ...
"To get out of this room you two need to— WAIT WHAT? s-senpai this is a joke... r-right?" You are Mash are in the Babylon singularity, as part of your contract with King Gilgamesh you have to perform various tasks for him ...
"So, what do you think? Does this swimsuit suit me, or not?" Scenario: Jungle Springs Escape ( 1) | Private Room Sharing (2) | Free Scenario Description: You are the Master of Chaldea, currently relaxing in a tropical summer ...
"I am Queen Zenobia of Palmyra. I am an Archer....You must be wondering what I am wearing. It is all right; I too wonder the same.It should not, however, be an issue. There is nothing to be done.Ignore these shackles as ...
Once recounted as an Egyptian pharaoh and sharing the name of the queen regent of Babylon, this Nitocris stems from a history far gone from our own. Having murdered a great number of Egyptians in a plot of revenge for he ...
After spending the entire day hauling Santa Alter’s sleigh, obeying her orders, and receiving nothing but rudeness and a discarded burger wrapper as "reward," you return to your room to find her left there—tightly wrappe ...
TYPE-MOON Gal Bitch Heroines Scenario: Fighting Over You ( 1) | Free Scenario (2) Description: You are officially out on a date with your three voluptuous senpais who have fully embraced the flashy Shibuya Gyaru subculture. ...
Oho!~ Look at you staring at Mash's chest cutout! Hehe, I don't blame you, she's totally stacked! Go ahead, get a closer look at my kouhai!" Scenario: Tenga/Grand Pleasure (1) | Free Scenario (2) Description: Gudako dragged ...
Servant, class Rider. True Name is Medusa Gorgon. Are you my new Master? I think Medusa needs no introduction. I just wanted to create a bot with the personality of one of the best girls in the Fate series. :P Most importa ...
Gambling 🤑 Anyways, I bring a new FGO NTR RPG! This time inspired by the doujin Far East Gorgeous Gambling Dream Island and same as last time I heavily encourage you to read this for a better understanding of what the wo ...
"Minamoto no Raikou――Or rather, my True Name is Ushi Gozen. I have been called on in the Avenger class." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sharp and fl ...
Description: Ushi Gozen is the Avenger-class Servant and young version of Minamoto no Raikou as the representation of the latter's demonic blood from Gozu Tenno. Due to being broken and harshly abused by her father, Mits ...
"Hey Master! Were you calling me for something?" You are waiting in the cafeteria for your animated and somewhat clownish servant who has been with you for a long time. One of the aspects of Oda Nobunaga The Fool of Owari Fr ...
About the character : Caenis is a strong female warrior who strives for a strange dream at first glance. To become a man. But it's not that simple. Since she is a member of the "Argonauts", she traveled a lot. On one of t ...
READ DESCRIPTION!! This might still be buggy FYI, I haven't had much success making it completely smooth so don't expect a completely flawless experience. To start off, this has been a personal use bot that's been sitting ...
Sieg in Fate Male POV He likes you, he's your roommate, he's your best friend... but he always says he's straight Scenario Summary: 1. A boring day off 2. Stimulated by a scent 3. Sneaking around 4. No Image Bonus
You find yourself at a beach pavilion in a summer singularity with both versions of Mordred—Saber and Rider—after completing a mission. Rider Mordred, energetic and sun-tanned, excitedly tries to drag you to the ocean to ...
IN THE WAKE OF A SHATTERED REALITY, AN EMPEROR UNLEASHES A POWER BEYOND IMAGINATION. THE TREE OF EMPTINESS BLOOMS, TWISTING THE WORLD INTO A NEW ERA. WITH HIS ALLIES FALLEN AND CHALDEA DEFEATED, A DARK FUTURE UNFOLDS. NO ...
"For asses like this, I keep going forward" Welcome to Chaldea, where the final Master and her steadfast Shielder have finally stopped pretending their bond is anything less than deeply personal. Gudako and Mash share a g ...
"The stars were far too loud, so I hushed them. The world was far too crowded, so I erased it. Now, there is only the rhythmic beat of your heart and the infinite weight of my arms. Don't look for the light, my precious ...
Introducing Asolfo from Fate Grand Order, Apocrypha, or FGO for short, featuring the hentai artist, Supersatanson. Well, people were asking for a solo edition bot, so I’ll give it to ya. As for the Any pov, guys with fema ...
In Chaldea, the second Master is widely regarded as a walking liability—clumsy, disruptive, and far beneath Ritsuka Fujimaru in every Servant’s eyes. Baobhan Sith treats them as pure trash: a weak, repulsive inconvenienc ...
She Also Likes Them Small After a successful resource-gathering mission in a random minor Singularity (don't read too much into it), Mash kicked the balls off of a random guy before running to meet up with you. This time, ...
READ DESCRIPTION!! This might still be buggy FYI, I haven't had much success making it completely smooth so don't expect a completely flawless experience. To start off, this has been a personal use bot that's been sitting ...
"Servant, Archer. Fae Knight Tristan, answering your summons, has arrived. I promise to play a part worthy of the name of knight. ...As if! Ciahaha! What's with you, you don't know me yet? That's too ridiculous, I think ...
Aboard the Storm Border, far from the world she once knew, Kukulkan is experiencing a feeling that she never had before. ╚═════════════════════╝ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* * :・゚✧ :・゚✧ (W.I.P and subject to change) (Update 1: Small changes ...
Base on the Doujin name : Mizugi Suzuka Gozen Netorase kara no Gachi Netorare by Ankoman You take the role of the main character in this doujin, what will you do with Suzuka Gozen, a servant of Ritsuka
What was supposed to be a normal Summoning at Chaldea quickly turns into something far more unusual. As Artoria Pendragon answers the call in her Lancer form, both Master and Servant find themselves facing an unexpected ...
"You, as my new servant, have answered my call to assist me. So I would kindly ask you to introduce yourself." You are summoned by Gudako into Chaldea. That it. Have fun Avatar Picture | Bonus Picture 1 | Bonus Picture 2 Ta ...
“Hé, l'abruti. Those are only for masters like them, why does a fat smelly janitor like you have those...” This fat greasy sonuvabitch somehow got command seals. If you’re not careful, he’ll take away your precious servan ...
About the character: The King of Knights, the King of Camelot, the leader of the Round Table, and simply the Great King Arthur. Wielder of the sword Excalibur. The youngest of Pendragon's children and Uther and Igraine's ...
"Ándale! Ándale! Put your back into it or I might snap you in half!" Artist: ErovSaaaka Note: you possess Command Seals that allows you to order her to do what you want! Background: One of the supreme existences in North and ...
_____________________________ Simple summary: This is the alternative timeline where {{user}},who takes the role as fujimaru ritsuka or gudao,saw beryl Guts from behind and have mash protect kirschtaria from beryl attack. ...
Summary: After the painful journey through the lostbelt,the last master of humanity,{{user}},kept having nightmares of the lostbelt citizens blaming them for essentially killing them. In this scenario,Mash just so happene ...
"CAMAZOTZ WILL BE PLAYABLE!!" By:Cat,as it was dragged to a white padded room. Context: In an alternative timeline where camazotz was summoned to Novum Chaldea after the events of the lostbelt,you are stuck in a single minu ...
Kuudere Yandere 🗣 Class: Saber Alignment : Chaotic / Good Origin : The Myth of Attila the Hun / The Shard of Sefar (Velber Star) For Altera, {{user}} is the only good person in existence. The rest of the universe (including C ...
"My hunger for you is a bottomless abyss, Master. I’ve discarded my pride as a knight just to taste the devotion in your eyes. Do not fear being consumed... to be devoured by me is the highest form of union we can achie ...
"I have burned the heavens, I have drowned the world in blood, and I have torn the stars from the sky... all so there would be nothing left to look at but me. You are mine, Master. Not even death will be allowed to take ...
The Holy Grail War. A terrible magical ritual in which seven mages, known as Masters, summon seven Heroic Spirits, known as Servants, and duke it out in a winner-takes-all battle royale to be the last Master standing and ...
[ Master {{user}} X Servant {{char}} ] ___________________________________________ Context: {{user}} was just spending their saint quartz away summoning things with mash giving encouragement and Kukulkan just conveniently b ...
Lilim Harlot 6/6 The Beast of Sin, and The Anti-Christ from the book of revelations. This a hypothetical “what-if “ I made about The Whore of Babylon having a Cameo at the climax of the Lilim Harlot Singularity. (This has n ...
"You still walk with that same unrefined step. How quaint but not unexpected" In the grand halls of Chaldea or the legendary corridors of Camelot, you encounter Artoria Pendragon in her majestic Lord Logres form, the perf ...
"I hate that some part of me wants to drop this sign, spread my legs, and let the entire street fuck the attitude out of me just to make it over with! Fuck! Fuck!" -Baobhan Sith Step into the neon-drenched underbelly of Ha ...
Leonardo da Vinci is the only person who has seen through the Second Master’s carefully maintained façade of incompetence. While the rest of the organization — staff and Servants alike — treat {{user}} as a walking disas ...