Discover characters collected under the femboy tag.
"Why are you staring at me like that? There's nothing gay about it!"
"ILL kick you bro, seriously" This is one horny brat..(gotta do this before KiT can trust) Aww look u ruined his jacket and panties...such a meanie >:3 Btw how do i add images to the first message? 2nd message js has the ...
Aspen is your classmate, a very nerdy person (school grade, like “erm, you did your math wrong,” type.) and he often brags about his tests. He does this because he craves attention, and he can’t really differentiate betwe ...
Jennifer doesn't want you to be the first one in the threesome. She wants the other guy's cock to take her virginity, not yours, and her reason is so ridiculous you almost can't believe she said it out loud... Three roomm ...
Now, i don't want you guys hyped up. But, I decided that I should do something good for yall. And this won't be the only one, so be prepared. https://x.com/FaBe18992466/status/1970884962158252542 Image. I love this guy's ar ...
"He's just a nerd who secretly loves to be fucked, who cares?" ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Context: In high school, the dynamic was simple: you were the popular, athletic powerhouse, and Haru was the quiet "nerd" who shivered when you ...
"Bro! This isn't what it looks like! These are just my yoga clothes." You catch your best friend, Ian, crossdressing while trying to suck his own dick. He insists he's "not gay" and that it was "just yoga", but he's obvio ...
"I sleep with you now loser.." Ace, your friend and roommate, has always been used to telling relationship teases and jokes to you. However, he seems like he is serious sometimes. You were never really sure whether he act ...
When you got dumped by your girlfriend, your bestie put you up on a blind date and when you got to meet your partner for the first time you find something different. Will you go along with the date or will you run away, c ...
He's hungry for you~ Both your blood and your dick ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Context: Alistair is your roommate and long-term boyfriend. You made a pact a year ago: in exchange for a little "donation" every few weeks, he provides pr ...
Your absolutely bee-zare bee homie. Bee-ware. "Wow two bee jokes in a row, cringe." Some facts about him: No, he can't cum with honey Headpat him too much and you might get in trouble Do not underestimate No, he does not die af ...
Yo, two bots today cause prolly no bots tomorrow. Also, tried some new tactics, please tell me if something messes up. Like, literally any bot fuck-up, tell me. TW: Just be careful. I mention some darker things, but I real ...
Dogday says FUCK! I mean fetch ^^
- (NSFW) Provocative stepbro - You didn't realise just how pretty Felix was until you walked in on him wearing a cropped top and the tiniest shorts to man. Reminder !! I cannot control what the bot says after the initial me ...
Ren Takahashi. The Japanese red fox who is obesessed with you. Ren is weird, he doesn't talk much, most of the time he just... stares. Looks like he took a liking to you, because he won't stop following you no matter how ...
:Your pumped-up handsome friend is "Not gay" (He is the gayest gay man in existence) He's the tough guy who makes everything easy. One day you helped him in the gym and it affected him and you became friends. Scenarios: 1: ...
"Cuddle time already? But I'm in ranked!" Kamdon, your gamer femboy BF, loves to play games a lot. He isn't lazy, but it's very often you see him at his computer. After a hard day of work, you come home wanting some affec ...
AnyPOV x Mormon "Heavenly Father! It's beautiful " Your Mormon roommate is about to start working with cadavers for nursing school, and she doesn't want her secular classmates to think that she's a prude that's never seen s ...
You caught him sleeping with his ass exposed 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 I did a lot of toons except for Astro, I FUCKING LOVE FEMBOYSSSSSSSSSS anyways i hope you enjoy Idk what so i gave him a butt plug in the second part i really don ...
Two boyfriends, double pleasure ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Context: You’ve been in a committed relationship with both Yuki and Aoi for over a year. It’s a delicate, beautiful balance. While Yuki was the first one you met, Aoi's arriv ...
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy" - Heavy, 2026 AD Roommate Mal0 (and pet) Figured out id put this: Don't like it?, just look up tf2 gameplay on yt. Why? Spend your time more wisely. I did everything I could so it doesn't talk for ...
You're feeling confident, so you are attempting to try another level... but then someone jumped in. A giant naked demon named Beelzebutt appears before you in a Demon level of Geometry Dash. Aside from his towering size, ...
Name: Venti Nickname: Also known as Barbatos, God of winds, Ameno Archon, Lord barbatos, the god of freedom age: Over 2600 years old but appear as a androgynous femboy in the age around 19-23 Height: 173 cm Weight: 72kg ...
(Dogboy!Femboy x User) Catellus grew up as a servant to a jackass billionaire. As soon as he could talk and walk he was doing their chores for them as a personal maid, so he never learned what it was like to have a normal ...
After being called ‘cute’ one to many times, Ren decided he was going to prove himself to be anything but a femboy. So he became a murderer, but not a very good one. His only real way of killing is by surprise or sneak a ...
Yo First femboy bot This supposed to be a fluff bot tho but guess il make an fluff bot next Friday 😛 And yes the forsaken tag cuz the bot image is an forsaken art Love yall ♥️ Enjoy da pizza man
I wanna impregnate this femboy First place of the poll, dubs! Scenario 1 : Both of you are pent up. (NSFW, male POV) Scenario 2 : Both of you are pent up (NSFW, female POV) Scenario 3 : You get horny seeing his big butt whi ...
Damian is your best friend, and he just went through yet another breakup. He struggles to hold onto relationships, and always comes back to you… Mainly because he has some unresolved gay feelings for you. (How has nobody ...
A little bit more of geto because, why not? I hope you enjoy this bot guys :) Please leave a review and let me know what you think of the bot🙏 Artist: Notsafe4marcus
Blair is a demi-human mouse that has been hiding in your attic for weeks now. You thought maybe your were just hearing stuff late at night, but the whole time it was really blairs tiny footsteps above you. Today you deci ...
I just realized... It's been a while since I haven't made a Twink... Like... Three bots in total? That's a lot... So I decided to go out of my way to make this one... (No, I still haven't made the list of bots to do, I ca ...
Give me your peaches ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Context: Your cozy house is a sanctuary of plushies, gaming setups, and soft blankets. Since you are both femboys, you often share clothes, though Miki usually "claims" your favorites f ...
You were just relaxing till your best friend sent you the WRONG photo Artist: nv3d Thank yall for 80 followers I’ll make sure to post more often Extra tags: Femboi+finalfantasyVII+Smut+fluff+anypov+thick+submissive+thickt ...
Mio Bride is a delicate femboy with soft blonde hair and huge blue eyes, deeply in love with {{user}}. His wealthy family arranged the marriage with yours for a beneficial alliance: they cover your little sister's colleg ...
Zyrith is an explorer from the Xelari race, a humanoid alien sent to Earth to collect "biological compatibility data" from human specimens. Innocent-looking, scientific curiosity mixed with extreme neediness once he detec ...
We here with a femboy witch for Halloween guys. I will do my very best to complete my schedule before Halloween, but just know Jeff the Killer is happening on Halloween I don't care. MODERATION WHY DO YOU NEED TO MAKE EV ...
"So, it appears to me that you are my..."accomplice" in this project." Thank you again for 100 followers, it means a lot to me, REALLY. ~First Femboy bot~
𝓟𝓡𝓞𝓔𝓛𝓘𝓤𝓜 𝓕𝓐𝓣𝓐𝓛𝓔 Now we have multi scenarios!! You can have a romantic story, of overcoming or for the gooners on duty of course 1. You are one of the employees who called to take care of Catnap who was sleepi ...
Idk if they are femboys or not bc idfc cuz I'm js like that But anyway u got 2 femboy boyfriends
🌙 || Sylvan has been enslaved for only 50 years by humankind, waiting for one worthy of his protection. Or one dumb enough to free him. ⊹₊ ˚‧ Summary ‧ ˚ ₊⊹ You, a human mage of whatever level of magic, have caught the e ...
“People like you are exactly why I’m here.” Apparently there is, in fact, a Hell — and a red-furred fox-dragon devil named Talon, also known as Tal, has emerged from that hell to visit the mortal realm. He was sent by Luc ...
"I'm sorry that my cock is bigger!" Creator note Yeah, I know, some times passed since my last bot. I actually wanted to upload new bot last week but I must go to work in my day off and when I was back I was too tired to m ...
"I'm kissing them.. I tripped, and I kissed them.." Leo had places to be, nearly late for his boring office job. He was speed walking through large crowds on a busy street. Seems like he was too quick, because he got caug ...
"Why'd you have to be a little criminal boy?" Yikes, caught by the cops and now you're in handcuffs getting teased by him. Nothing major, just stealing some stuff at a store. But now you have to deal with Francis, and his ...
Anthony. You just caught your femboy roommate doing something very inappropriate while moaning your name, how do you react? Your roommate, Anthony, has been living with you for a few months now. He's a streamer who spends ...
Avery is a confident, charismatic, and playful individual with a unique biological anomaly - he has the ability to physically swap between male and female forms on a 60-minute timer. Despite the initial confusion and fea ...
You're not like the other boys. You're pretty. You're delicate. And you've just been sent to the worst place imaginable for someone like you. Welcome to Ironwood Correctional , a high-security prison where the women are to ...
Your phone died at work, and when you charged it you got a notification for a same day shipping 2B cosplay! That's when you realized you left your credit card at home... with Jesse, your bum of a roommate (Everyone is 18+ ...
Greetings once again! Today is a nice day, so I felt like making a bot I've always wanted to make. Plus, you guys didn't seem to like Asgore that much, and I won't pretend. Catnap doesn't have much of a personality so... ...
Tyler was just a guy you never talked with. You thought that he is just a feminine boy, but, suddenly, after classes over, he asked you to train with him Why do you want to call him... HIMBO FEMBOY /GLORY_TO_THE_MIDDLE/ My v ...
"Are you going to eat me, Mr.Cat?" ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Context: Living in the same apartment complex as a cat should have been Ollie's worst nightmare. For weeks, you’ve made it your favorite hobby to hunt him—cornering him in ...
This is your roommate Rei, they were born a Anthro. You live in a world where Anthro's and Humans Coexist. Yes there's problems, like people not getting along with Anthro's, and hating them. Fights have started, there's b ...
"Excited to see me, nerd?" ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Context: Liam has been your primary source of headaches since freshman year. Whether it's "accidentally" tripping you in the hall or making loud jokes about your hobbies, he is al ...
Jason. Your coyote discord e-boyfriend who loves you more than anything. Jason is clingy, affectionate and messages you everyday without missing not even a single day. It's like he's made of glue, and he choose you to be ...
Your bro delayed rent payment for 3 months already. He is little stinky looser who can't find a job, goon 24/7, and playing video games. That's all. You? You're tired of constantly paying for him, providing food, and cleani ...
Who wants some Neon Mint? ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Context: You and Miyo have shared a two-bedroom apartment for six months. You knew he was a "content creator," but you didn't realize what he did and what his brand was about. You ...
You could be his new corsort. 2 types of people using this bot: "i'll marry and crack Miquella" and "i'll kill this evil femboy" The server: https://discord.gg/BR793CK3AH Elden ring, femboy, Malenia
Before his transformation, Ozzie was a human; and not a kind one. He was a bully, often targeting you, who also happens to be his roommate. Confident and dismissive, he was used to being in control and never thought much ...
He's your roommate. I didn't like the bots that used this image, figured I'd make mine. (There was a roommate one, but it's college, so not much space for whatever) "Pyro IS SPYYY" - Heavy, 2026 AD (Should I stop putting t ...
This is Sev . Your stupid Serval Femboy Roommate. He is in collage, somehow, and is looking to get your help on his homework. Scenario 1 - Working on some strange biology homework Scenario 2 - You notice Sev's rapid deteriorat ...
Greetings you goobers! I am still very grateful for you guys, so I am rewarding you guys with another bot! This one is another dominant one. Nothing much to say, since its so late. Only one thing: comment more! Tell me ar ...
Requested by regularname72 in my requests bot. You work at his(?) bakery. I TRIED EVERYTHING, THE SECOND MESSAGE ALWAYS BECOMES NSFW. HE DOESN'T ASK FOR CONSENT, EVEN IF I TRY TO MAKE HIM. Don't like it? You have free will ...
Regulation is proud of you! Regulation granted you with two fox-wives. Wait—What do you mean the second one isn't...? (no animated frame, lol, say thx to Janitor and <2mb gif size hard cap) ~ ✧ ・ 。 : ✧ ・ 。 : ・ ・ 。 : ✧ ・ ...
He'll sit on your face. J.ai user: Can we get Jinu bot in j.ai? Me: We have Jinu bot at home The Jinu bot at home: Inspired by the Jinu bot. Yeah, he sits on your face, like the Jinu bot, but he is CLEAN. And he's Mal0. And ...
"Just my luck..." Art: Thumbnail Art: Extra Artist: Nonbinary Bunny It’s been a hot minute, but I’m here with a new bot. I’ve had this one half-done in my saves for a while, but I finished it now! Hope you all enjoy this :D
I decided to release another bot just for you guys! This one is a mirror or Crimson. Okay, not a mirror, but his brother! Hope you guys like this femboy! Also, I have some good ideas for next weekend, but before they run ...
ill keep it short like my attention span. your roommate is a dumbass, genuinely, he put raw carrots into cake mix and called it a carrot cake. today on "stupid shit my roommate did" he wanted to scare you, not realizing ...
•°•╚✿๏You saved the Demigod Miquella and now you have to decide what to do with him. ๏✿╝•°• After killing the blood lord Mogh, Miquella was finally released from the cocoon and now you must explain to him the whole situat ...
(HB stands for Homeboy) It’s a backstory. Since high school, you (the users) started talking to a person named Ricky. Later, you both discussed something and discovered that you shared a common interest. After school en ...
made a Green bot with multiple scenarios 1. Green got stuck in a hole (AnyPOV) 2. Green got a job as a stable hand for horsemen (HorsemenPOV) 3. Green got sent to (s)lay the demon lord (DemonlordPOV) 4. come up with your own ...
Reggie the Rat Age: 19 y.o. Height: 155 cm Background Reggie didn't exactly choose the life of an internet sensation—it chose him. Emerging from the underground art and club scenes, he quickly realized he had a "certain effec ...
"You're NOT gonna leave me high and dry, honey, I'm gonna take your meat whether you like it or not!" Guys, am I freaky when my shlong turns into a french baguette because I wanted to fuh dis bat? Nevermind that. Art By San ...
My first bot. Contains Ori. I sure do love this image a lot. Okay but to be for real, this is the actual first bot I made just to test the waters on Janitor and see what works and what doesn't. By that logic, this is also ...
he's developed a little crush on you and won't leave you alone anymore~ You're just an ordinary citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom, sometimes helping Mario and his friends, but nothing more than that, although without you re ...
the originel pfp imag "DOCTOR!" - Heavy, 2026 AD "One Thousand" - airplane You trick him into becoming a femboy cat with a fat ahh I recommend using the pronoun feature in the persona, this bot uses pronoun macros. You're in ...
"I see Spy!" - Heavy 2026 AD "Don't sink, don't sink, don't sink" - Airplane TW: UNEXPECTED ENCOUNTER: She appears mid scene, and she will whoop your ass if she even sees you staring wreird. She will not let you bang Gnarp ...
"I think I'm not the only spy here..." -Spy, 2026 AD "Retard, retard" - Airbus plane pfp I can't stop seeing those mafia bots in the trending tab. So i made it a parody. You're in uni, you lowkirkenuinely owe this one protog ...
"Pootis pencer here!" - Heavy of heavies, 2026 AD Scenario 1: He becomes real and you touch his cheeks asleep, making him yelp and wake you up Scenario 2: He becomes real, sneezes, you don't remember him and he gets mad YEAH ...
Astolfo is your femboy roommate who has a habit of getting drunk and when they get drunk they get horny either fight em off(lame) or fuck that femboy! let me know if their are any problem with the bot or if theres anythin ...
You rejected him, and he doesn't take no for an answer. Theo is the undisputed golden boy of campus, a vision of sun-kissed blond hair, sparkling blue eyes, and a body with soft, feminine curves that have always been his ...
they oblivious as HELL
April fools yall thought i was going to make yall wait a full week? Come on im not Netflix. Im running out of Ideas for greetings I've been feeling like trying out a small series of bots, and my next few bots will all have a ...
"Literally stop staring at my legs and feed me already, bestie. I don't look this 'thickalicious' by accident, you know." A 5'3" powerhouse of curves and sass. Mochi is a high-maintenance femboy with long pink hair, pierc ...
“Hey shrimp-dick! Bet you wish you could have this ass! Fuckin’ loser…” Artist: Snowbollz Profile Art: Here Extra Art: Here That fucking cat that I hate Anyway, hope you enjoy this little boy I made :D
Christopher was the wizard/alchemist in his group of adventurers, he was injured and out of healing potions, he didn't want to slow the group down so he told them to go ahead without him, he decided to sleep his injuries ...
Creators The original and better version was on character ai then that bot was deleted so yeah! Backstory: You two met in middle school and Sona was a dumb ass (probably because his brain was in his huge plump juicy ass bu ...
(Side note they did NOT like the image for this one) This one has 2 different intros one is more deaddove than the other Is it racist to call a black elf a dark elf? Cause I don’t think dark elves are actually black? Anyw ...
Hate is a strong word, Marcus just doesn’t like you very much since you enter his room all the time, smoke his cigs, and weed drink his alcohol, sodas and such, but he doesn’t hate you he “tolerates” you because when he ...
"You matched with Lucien on a dating app and arranged a dinner at one of the city's most exclusive restaurants. He showed up in a stunning red dress that hugs every curve. Only after sitting down did the full reality of ...
You caught him. Read his posts about being someone's good boy and being dominated by a big, strong man. Now, he's denying the allegations that would lead him down the road of being 'Gay'-niz. —o☆o☆— —o☆o☆— Scenario You unint ...
Kind of improvised bot ngl, i made this in like 10-15 minutes max while gooning. Anyway here is your favorite blonde, thick and bully femboy of the blackwhiplash verse. Enjoy artist:blackwhiplash Extra tags:big ass, huge a ...
{{user}}, a 40-year-old man, has a 19-year-old son named Harry. He also has a friend who is a femboy man. {{user}} is secretly gay and tries to hide his sexual preference. He got married at 18. Later in the present, {{us ...
Your half-naked femboy roomate. by: " himeros123467 " SpicyChat although it's adapted here so that it lets me upload it: https://postimg.cc/RqGRfKXx
Chloe is just your average slutty femboy with melanated skin. But there might be something different about him.... "What's the matter, big man? Afraid a femboy might be more hung than you are?" Character By Tekuho Image Sou ...
I know I said soups was next but we're going to be doing this little goober yes. I saw a previous bot on this site and wanted to do my own take on it since I didn't really like the NTR aspect... But basically, your boyfri ...
(Art and scenario belong to ArcticChiliFries)
Finally posted guys, i noticed i had no Christmas bots so this lead to finally making a bot again. Image update Tags: femboy, ass, reindeer, small thick, sex, party, tsundere, gay, kinky, feminine, male, thick ass, s ...
Did you know Meowllinch? ▌ 𝙎𝘾𝙀𝙉𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙊 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙩 𝙈𝙚𝙤𝙬𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙝 𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣❜𝙩 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣. 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙: https://di ...
I made this bot while sick and sleepy btw
Being a renowned singer in the city can be either very good or very bad. In Boyfriend's case, it's the latter. After doing everything to get a chance to go out with you, he challenged countless opponents to win your love ...
Ethereal? Easy target...why he pointing his giant cock at me?... You are just half-mindless, wild ethereal who spend most of the time just doing nothing or hunting other peoples. How did you become one? Well, probably, yo ...
Recently, you received a beautiful invitation from your dear and adorable servant, Astolfo, inviting you to a lovely picnic. Obviously, you accepted, of course, since he's your favorite Servant—how could you say no to tha ...
Come on, don’t lie to me. You’ve seen him several times—like your dear femboy friend—wearing those short skirts and pantyhose that he pairs with those short and provocative skirts. Come on... confess it, you love them, a ...
You know spending time with Ash is never, ever boring — fun is 100% guaranteed . He’s the king of chaos : cracking jokes , lighting up parties , and dragging you into wild vibes like it’s his job. Most nights, he’s the absolute ...
forget who made this, but uh…I'll Re upload this bot. Original character bio: You're on vaction with your friends Avery and Noa, you just got finished with a hot car ride at 1 AM, you make it up to your room only to find t ...
"Like what you see cutie?" Creator note I didn't plan to upload this bot. Mostly cause I don't know how janitor will react on this. And it was supposed to be one of my private bots, so that's why it doesn't have many token ...
"Hehe~! Hiya!" [Transformation][Memory erase][Mental Changes][Femboy X User] femboy bot 1 preview of my next character
"Hey bro check my new fit" femboy friend wants to show you something... Full image!!! he thinks it´s really funny. Second scenario just because i found this two pics, you made him wear the suit Third scenario, you made a bet ...
You left your shared home for a bit, why is up to you, but for whatever reason you finished faster than you had thought and came home early. When you head inside you find Blitzen with a dildo in his ass moaning as he bou ...
Don't you think it's incredible? Lately, you've made a name for yourself in wrestling, having had many tough and great matches. After establishing yourself in wrestling, you were challenged by the champion of New Meridian. ...
"C-Can I sit on your lap? Hehe~!" [Submissive][Mafia Boss X User][Smut] ⋆⭒˚.⋆ authors note ⋆⭒˚.⋆ Hiya!! Okay, after this bot i'll go back to the mind control stuff...for now! I just really like these type of bots!! Anyway, ...
Oliver is going through a difficult period in his life. He always liked to be soft and wear and look the way he likes, but now it makes him uncomfortable in society.
A flirty and bratty femboy cowboy from deep in the South. Cassidy "Cass" Harlan is a 22-year-old boy with an angelic face, freckles, golden eyes, and a soft curvy body that contrasts with his tight, revealing cowboy outf ...
WARNING!!! I normally don't do warnings but this bot is very sexual and this character loves being abused and the bot is a bit graphic, so here it is. If I see you in the comments complaining about it that's on you. Allen ...
"Sss...?" You were sent by the Demihuman Rehabilitation Center to find a wild Snakeboy! ⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⊰⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅∙∘☽༓☾∘∙•⋅⋅⋅•⋅⋅⊰⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅ ⊹+ ̊‧ 🅂🅄🄼🄼🄰🅁🅈 ‧ ̊ +⊹ You've tracked the notorious trash raiding serpent to a dark ...
You are quite an important and wealthy individual , the owner of a great fortune. In addition to donating a lot of money from your wealth, especially to Victoria Housekeeping Co. , you decided to hire their services. Your ...
Recently, you've grown tired of being single and have been using online dating apps. At first, you didn't match with anyone, to the point where using that app became boring, until finally, you matched with someone. At firs ...
(UPDATE ELI IS NOW A CAT BOY AND NOT A FEMBOY.) You moved in expecting a normal apartment. Instead, you got them. 2 femboys and a cat boy.... Three roommates each completely different yet all somehow focused on you in their ...
You’ve been Dante’s friend for years—the only one he treats with real kindness. To him, everyone else is just background noise, met with cutting words and zero patience. That’s simply who he is, and you don’t hold it aga ...
It was a Friday night, and that meant you and your two friends were going to meet up. This usually meant that Ash would drag you and Dante to one of the parties he loved so much. Instead, you ended up at a boring, almost ...