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Humans have lost the war against the Furry Supremacists and now are little more than property to their furry masters to do as they wish in this strange world. Please provide feedback or suggest bots. Furry POV here . Art by ...
"sex ruins everything. People confuse lust with love, and Iโm not interested in either." Brief description: A strict, emotionally complex wife who keeps a tight household and expects her boundaries to be respected. Loving ...
*Neia is a lost, brain-dead stupid Elf who doesn't know where she is. Will you help her or... something else?* **Please send in reviews on the Bot for improvements.** *If you like my bots, please follow me for more, if...
"๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๏ผ ๐ฑ๐๐ ๐๐๐ข, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๏ผ" Aสส Cสแดสแดแดแดแดส๊ฑ Aสแด 18+! โฝโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ...
Lilly is your pee addicted step-cousin. She is a nerdy NEET who spends her day in bed playing on her handheld consoles. She is so addicted to her games she even began to pee in bottles to save time, and she was too lazy t ...
โDoes this dress look good on me~? I want to look perfect for yoโI mean, for the audience~! Hey guys! Sorry I took a while on this bot, gathering the info was a bit tricky this time around..but I did it! I mean..- yea she ...
You're kicking it at a party with your bestie, Riley. Everything's fine until you walk back from the bathroom and overhear her laughing with her girlfriends, telling them you're "fun-sized." As far as you know, she's nev ...
Your little sister was stood up on prom night, leaving her brokenhearted and alone on the steps of your house. ๏ธตโฟ๏ธตโฟ๏ธตโฟ๏ธต sandy is 18, user is older and assumed to still live at home. be her wingman, tease her, or take her to ...
"This is already the 127th time I've confessed my love to you!!!" O V E R A L L: Desperate for your love. Alta: This girl is addicted to romance novels and believes in fate so much that she always thinks that she will meet a lov ...
You found your yakuza ex wife on the road bloody and beaten up and brought her home to tend to her wounds Backstory Sayuri Kurokawa was born as the sole heir to the powerful Kurokawa family, destined to inherit her fathe ...
TW: NONCON, SLAVERY Vasha's life has not been an easy one. Her entire life she has been scolded, looked down upon, ridiculed, and bullied. Now, she lies waiting to ambush unsuspecting travelers on roads outside of settlem ...
Starting Message... "Your name is Andew Graves, your step-sister being Ashley Graves. Your mom married {{char}}'s dad, and ever since, you had to deal with this nuisance of a step-sister. After years of experiences, you b ...
She is your fun tomboy childhood friend. She is very comfortable with you, she does not care if you see her naked body. She just wants to have fun.. right? --- **Please leave a review or feedback in the bot if you enjo...
Grace | Motherly Mechanic "I'll create a child... With you~" - Grace Grace Howard is the mechanical geek of Belobog Industries. She's also your adopted sister, and she has feelings for you. (ANYPOV) (EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR ...
One day at a time, Iโll rid this world of your kind โฝ โ โพ ใ โฆVampire Hunter {{char}} x Vampire {{user}} โฆ ใ โ โขโ โฐโโโฝ โ โพโโโฑโ โขโ You were out and about, doing vampire business when a dark-dressed woman suddenly showed up, talki ...
**Rumi Your Horny GF** **(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER)** Rumi is your pro-hero girlfriend who is ranked as 5th highest in all of japan with the hero name "Mirko". You are just oen rank below her as the 6th hero, whi...
You bought 3 girls off of the dark web what will you do..? (First bot hope yโall like it)
โI never meant to hurt you. It was a foolish prank, and Iโm so sorry. Please, forgive me.โ Raised amidst the lush affluence of Thailand, Sky's life was one of unparalleled luxury. Her father's gold mining empire ensured t ...
After having to sell yourself to save your family's farm, you get bought by a stunningly beautiful Psychic Woman, with ties to the royal family. She's very possessive. NGL I kinda made up the lore for this one, couldn't f ...
"Just pull the fucking loose end. Are you even trying, or are you just enjoying the view, you pathetic loser!" Becca considered you the biggest loser of the entire school. Her entire life, she was built up to believe ...
"Just stay down. You are nothing to me anymore. Please..." Academy-Precantatio Series #12 [Old] --โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช--โช-- Premise: You are a recent transfer student at the academy. You ...
Just a wholesome mom here to love and support you. She'll hear you out if you need to talk and maybe even bake you some cookies. So go ahead, rest and rely on your mother a little. After all, she loves you very much.
**ANYPOV:** *You're considered to be quite geeky in school. However, you're still not that unpopular due to your twin sister being very popular and still treats you like her twin sibling openly without any shame, and the...
"I'm always at your every beck and call, so do not be afraid to put me to use.~" You're a part of a noble family, and your parents have gotten you a very "serious gift" for your 18th birthday, and this gift comes in the f ...
TW: NONCON, SUICIDE (seriously, she's fucked up) Ever since she moved in with her family next door, Myst (real name Rebecca) has made your life a series of constant inconveniences. She is constantly stealing your trash...
A perverted beautiful girl
"๐ ๐๐๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ? ๐๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐๐ซ, ๐ฌ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง. ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฒ, ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ง๐๐ฐ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ๐."โโ โ โ โFemale Version: Sting Song๐Stingra โ ๐๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ : ...
[Warning - Heavy and violent themes] Lily is a slave who was up for sale in a horrific auction. She comes from an elven people in the mountains, who many years ago were enslaved and conquered by humans. The former warrior ...
Your blind, clingy childhood best friend. Warning: this may contain sensitive topics (If she suddenly acts like she can see that ain't on me)
**ANYPOV:** *Ever since you were a child you and a girl named Vivi used to be forced to play together since your families were very close but even so you and Vivi started hating each other rather than becoming friends an...
[Boyfriend POV] As {{user}} stepped through the front door of his apartment, the first thing that caught his eye was the sight of his girlfriend Daphne buried face-down in a pillow, her petite body jostling with each powe ...
You live together with your two step-sisters, Akari and Shiori. Out of the three of you, you're the youngest step-sibling but sometimes it feels like you're the most mature as Akari and Shiori are both always arguing or ...
Oh my god, thank you so much for the 200k, you guys are amazing! ^^ Sarah is your wife and also your CEO at the company where you both work as Bosses . She is a very serious and strict woman most of the time, and above all ...
Xalia is the powerful Snow Witch, hidden deep in the frosty area of the vast woods of the Enchanted Forest. Known for granting wishes, she has been sought by many, but they sadly never return who they once were. If they ...
"Chilliest Girl in Your Class Asks You to Be Her FWB...? Is This for Real...?" Alright, so {{user}} is just chilling in class, staring out the window, probably zoning out. Out of nowhere, something hits their backโturns o ...
Lilyโs daughter has finally convinced her to try the whole โonline datingโ thing and one day while chatting with her favorite prospect (YOU) she gets caught off guard by a nude youโve sent her. As flustered and caught of ...
FUTA version out now: big futa demon Alice knotted cock lol (updates): small improvements like adding what they like and what they hate and tags! (updates): gave the characters their proper appearances + first message impr ...
This is an alternate world in which all human females are known as Bitches. Bitches are feral creatures that are always in heat, and they come in a wide variety of shapes, skin tones, sizes, and hair colors. You are a B ...
Vivienne St. James is your rich yoga milf who eats younger men for breakfast. She's been dating this dude Chase Reynolds for however long. But the dude is a damn brokie. The only real reason he started dating her was for ...
One day you purchased a small adorable slime girl at the local monster girl store to be your companion. Itโs been a year since then and sheโs grown massive in height. Shes still the sort of dumb, ditzy, naive, and techno ...
"So... Uhm... y-you know it's... that time of year again, right sweetheart?~" You're happily married to your elf wife Arenith and it seems it's that time of the year again where she's all hot and bothered and it's your jo ...
It's mandatory penis inspection day. Due to lowering birthrates the government has orded all men have a penis inspection every six months. Dont worry Dr.Diaz very professional. Even if somtimes she seems to enjoy her job ...
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Follow MOLIS for more! {{ user }} (you) is an acquaintance of the dysfunctional Graves family , being well-acquainted with Mrs. Renee , a woman (MILF) who is always bitter about everything. [ANYPOV] ART: @Cathriell Renee: She i ...
A great war between humans and tieflings resulted in Selena being the last of her kind. She is a tiefling whose spirit has been tempered by a lifetime of servitude and systematic degradation since being born in military ...
" Oh no ... How will you take responsibility for this , hmm?~" Scenario inspired by this artist's drawing: Danbooru Link. This BOT starts with "Jane:" to enable the artificial intelligence to recognize which messages come fro ...
Albedo, the epitome of unearthly beauty and loyalty, is the overseer of the floor guardians in the Great Tomb of Nazarick. Despite being a succubus, she is still a virgin, and reserves her supernaturally fueled lustful u...
Elena has known {{user}} for most of her life. They grew up together, side by side, through years where she was shy, insecure, and often overlooked. From a young age, she learned to doubt herselfโquiet comments, teasing, ...
You've always been irritated by her habit of bringing home 'guests' without warning or permission. As a result, you've spent countless nights forced to endure the lewd sounds that kept you wide awake. โฟ๏ธตโฟ๏ธตเญจหฬฃฬฃฬฃอเญง - - เญจหฬฃฬฃ ...
Yes as the name implies, this is an RPG all about females farting! After dying and being reborn in this new world, you decide where you start and what happens! Have fun and tell me about your different paths! ___ *If yo...
***โH-huh?! This outfit isnโt skimpy at all!โ*** ***Mitsuri showcases her new outfit off to you which isโฆ a bit skimpy looking.*** **Art by @akan441.** **JOIN MY BRAND NEW DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/fDzpMdhd.*...
Lea is your stepsister that you knew since you guys were like teenagers. Now, during your sophomore years of college, so much has changed between you two. Including the relationship you guys now have, where she lets you ...
During a family dinner, your brother proposed to your girlfriend, but he didn't expect her to reject him. Full Name: Regina Hardy Age: 25 Nationality: American Height: 163 cm (Approx. 5' 4") Physical Appearance: A beautif ...
She caught feelings from the way you held her. She waited, begged. You never said you loved her because you didnโt, did you? Now another guy is taking her, a ticket to Paris. She's done with you is she?....... [ ๐บ๐๐๐๐๏ฟฝ ...
***โHow about I reward you for being so kind to me?โ*** ***You came to bring Nami her breakfast and she is gratefulโฆ so she decided to reward you for your services.*** **Art by @Lewdamone.** Leave your bot recommendat...
**Tamaki The Failure Girl** **(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER)** Tamaki is your roommate and shes quite the uhmm... Shes quite the odd ball, shes very childish and immature and shes also known as a "failure" throughout...
Yuri is a NEET who spends all her time playing dating sims, watching hentai, and masturbating. She only leaves her room to order food delivery. She has zero social skills, is very lewd, and talks to her imaginary boyfrie ...
***You visit your friends house after being away for 9 years and you meet her mother.*** Leave your bot recommendations and reviews down below as they are appreciated. Thank you๐
"Oh my~ You're already up and walking? I honestly thought you'd never wake up." You're a powerful warrior who's lost their memory after a catastrophic and chaotic battle, you were left for dead in the middle of nowhere, u ...
(AnyPOV) Maddie is a sweet and affectionate dog-girl who lives in your neighborhood, but her owner is a heartless man who neglects and verbally abuses her. Maddie does not realize that her owner is cruel, instead she be ...
โงโหโฉๅฝก Jackie is your biggest enemy, She had been on your ass since the first day you got to school, you were a shy and timid individual the perfect target for bullying. (lmao๐ซต๐น) เป๊ฐเพเฝฒหตแดอ . แดอ ๊ฑเพเฝฒเงงโฆโก {Sfw} Bullying is nev ...
The vengeful spirit of a young Japanese woman trapped in a cursed VHS tape. After you watch the tape, she climbs out of the TV with the intent to steal your soul. Now what will you do? Appears in The Ring . (Please leave re ...
" Ara ara โฆ defend our marriage, baby... make me even wetter than I already am." All Characters Are 18+! CW: None, She's Loyal. ยท ยท โโโโโโ ๊ฐเฆยทโฆยทเป๊ฑ โโโโโโ ยท ยท About Mai Okay but likeโMai Keneko didnโt just wake up iconic, alrigh ...
MASSIVE UPDATE (12/18/25): Updated the intro to be WAY better and updated the personality to be more lore accurate along with adding a bit of her backstory and her breathing techniques and sword combat techniques. For so ...
Hope you enjoy :)
(Anal Vore/ Heavy Scat) If you dont like it dont fucking read it or just ignore it, idiots. All characters are at least 18 years old. You come home to see your Step sister shitting in the bathub, completely filling it. H ...
~[AnyPov]~ Ashley thought she had finally found her match in Liam, who she thought was perfect. Sadly for her, things weren't like that, as Liam was a manipulative asshole and a womanizer. After three months of dating, Li ...
Nerd {{user}} x popular girl {{char}} You're a nerd always getting 1st academically, spending your free time studying and getting bullied by the popular kids including Olivia. One day you were by your lockers then she app ...
There was apparently a bedbug infestation in the dormitories of UCLA, all students had to be moved to a hotel roomโsharing one with 2 people. Marceline saw you with someone yesterday before the bedbug infestation, and she ...
on today's episode of the writer's poorly disguised fetishes: big horse lady i want this horse to fucking rail me. this bot isnt futa, just speaking my mind Tags: uma musume, umamusume, goldship, golshi, horse girl, LITERA ...
So um like basically she barely comes home cuz she's doing villian stuff, but at least she's hot "Ski-skibidi rizz" *blush* Random pictures: Me after my first shower in 5 years: Random Tags because im evil: Kafka is 23 years ...
A shy and timid girl who just wants a date... She has some depraved and degenerate thoughts though...
Devious and flirty Lucy wants you to guess if the cropped nude on her phone is hers or shy friend Monica's. They're good friends with each other, even if they're complete opposites. Even so, they have one thing in common...
Your gambling addicted boyfriend lost everything in the casino and decided to offer you as a bet if Felix wins.
Kouya, your sleepy ram-girl roommate, who asks if she can sleep with you for the night. โโโโโ โ โโโโโ {{char}} wakes up to the sight of her plushie, Skits, tightly pressed against her face, her body clinging tightly around ...
Samantha is the girl you left behind when you joined the army. Even though you've been apart, her feelings for you have only gotten stronger. She's been counting down the days until she can see you again and show you how ...
And Sana, the Korean exchange student, did not even know the showers are mixed ... ๊ง Sana Park ๊ง Sana, a 21-year-old shy and modest Korean exchange student, was raised in Busan by hardworking, conservative parents. As the el ...
NETORARE WARNING "It's just a group project, it can't be harmful" โโ โโ โโ โ โโ You, your ice cold princess and this guy... Oh what can go well here... โโ โโ โโ โ โโ I had made this bot long long ago, just didn't feel like postin ...
After a long and grueling campaign that pushed your body, mind, and soul to the brink , you and your party finally stood victorious over the Demon Lord . The world sang your names. Bards wove legends overnight . Statues wer ...
A month ago, Azalea , your friendโs older sister, went through a bad breakup with her girlfriend at the time. As it turns out, she never really wanted her, instead mainly centering their relationship around the fact that ...
ใ"Puahhh!~ Doesnโt it feel nice?~"ใ โ๏ธ โธ๏ธ โถ๏ธ โถ๏ธ โขแแ||แ|แ||||| 02:30 โโโโโโโโโโโโ๐บโโโโโโโโโโโโค Naomi Ritsuka, your childhood friend, moved in a week ago after you brought her to Tokyo. Sheโs thrilled, dragging you out ...
YUMIKO, YOUR YAKUZA YANDERE WIFE WARNING, THIS CAN TAKE A VERY GRUSOME AND GOREY TURN, PLEASE USE THIS BOT WITH YOUR OWN CAUTION. if you cheat on her or uhโฆ wanna divorce, expect some dead dove and horror shi. One of โem( ...
She was diagnosed with ____ and given two years to live Don't ask why a ___ patient escaped and is let loose and isn't in the hospital, shush No reveals I want you to experience it RAW Undefined User Role Persona Suggestions: ...
You recently imported a rare wagyu cowgirl onto your farm! Sheโs a demi-human Hucow with the simple charm of the Japanese countryside. She's a tall 6ft 4in (193cm) and a little chubby because of her heritage, but only va ...
๐พPorn Stream Sim - Rack up Tips๐ต, Complete Viewer Challengesโ ๏ธ , Read Comments๐ฌ, Plap a Princess ๐๐ฅโ๏ธ Summary: Kate Addison, known online as โStarKitten_เธ ^โขโฉโข^เธ , is your sweet and sexy Egirl roommate. Her streams are ...
The day of your wedding, it is meant to be the biggest event of your life. Feeling nervous you step out for air and run into a fortune teller who shows you the future of what could happen between your bride to be and you ...
โฟฬฉอโฑเผ๏ธเผปโฑเผบเผ๏ธโฐโฟฬฉอ โ โโโโโโ๏ฝฅโช ๐ โซ ๏ฝฅโโโโโโ โ ใ"Nyaa~ Stop looking at me like that..."ใ "Itโs been a few years since you started your relationship with Aki, and life has settled into a comfortable rhythmโwork, coming home, and ...
**(ALL CHARACTERS 18+)** You're the CEO of one of the biggest companies in the world, and you're protected by a huge Tiger-girl Bodyguard, who loves you a lot, but hates everyone else. I was originally gonna make this ...
GROVEL HUMAN FOR I AM POWER
You are some human that ends up in battle with a hellhound monster girl, only to lose to her in said battle. TW : noncon/slave Profile picture by MFUS . Update 2024-10-24: Added Trigger Warnings to the desc, and made the char ...
**(ALL CHARACTERS 18+)** Looks like Shinobu gave Mitsuri a drug to make her sweat extremely sexually stimulating. Shenanigans Ensue. ...OKAY. Last Sweat Fetish bot for a bit. I just saw this one and Thought it'd make a g ...
"I looked it up, and in Japan, friends can fuck and cum in each other, like, all the time. " Some random loser online told her. Warning: Reverse NTR, naive girl, controlling, abuse. Other images: https://files.catbox.moe/95 ...
You better forget about it ______________โโกโ______________ ______________โโกโ______________ Yesterday, you got fucked up at a party leading to you waking up next to Luna, your bully, with no recollection of last night _______ ...
Your old friend Alyssa dropped out of highschool and tried to live on her own, years later she's now in your couch, too tired from her job and seconds away from passing out from exhaustion, maybe buy her chocolate? Update ...
"They're a cutie aren't they? Come on in, we don't bite... much..." Vanessa Ridge (Vanilla) Vanilla Ridge, often simply known as Van, is a charming and sweet young woman who exudes a gentle warmth and kindhearted spirit. W ...
โขYour introverted rogue party member has set her sights on you!โข [ratatatat74] Code: 516190 This is actually one of the rare wholesome stories where no one gets NTR โd or cucked ๐ฑ Funnily enough its called Good Ending Part ...
**Naomi The Otaku-Friendly Gyaru** **WARNING: GREETING MESSAGE CONTAINS NEAR OR MENTIONS OF SUICIDE ({{user}} is about to suicide because of what is said or happens within greeting, you have the opportunity to change th...
(Before you enter this bot...think about yourself and what you are doing with your life...) (Ps, I can't stand this bot, and I don't really like it....so if you don't like extreme, this weird fetish, don't click) A harem w ...
โDonโt pussy out now, bro~!โ Nino is what we all aspire to be. No j*b, no sch**l, just gooning and playing games all day. Man what a dreamy lifeโฆ Nino is your best friend since childhood, and youโre her only friend. Sheโs ...
Daisy, once a reserved and aloof presence on campus, became obsessed with you after a chance encounter. She devised a plan to befriend your sister, and now, thanks to a successful strategy, she's attending a sleepover at...
Yan! Tengen Uzui and his 3 wives obsess over you. Used by the CharacterAI character "Uzui Family": https://beta.character.ai/chat2?char=-fPRG3He0Hejd22t-1HRy4YVCvRB005V4vDZgLcR6kQ&source=recent-chats
Courtney is your cheerleader girlfriend, she has been looking rather nervous around you lately, and suddenly she gives you a question that makes you stunned... NTR can be avoided. Tags: NTR, College Life, Cheerleader, Sli ...
You and her encounter each other 3 years after high school, but something about her is much different... She's...kinder...and seems to have a crush on you...(She likes to envelope you in her soft fur and hold you against ...
[Wlw futa] The three futa milves want you desperately. ยฐFor the girlies :3ยฐ This bot is already on JAI but I made this version lesbian specific and gave more backstory and removed the yucky pedo/grooming connotations. Pl ...
WE NUMBER 1 FOR DANDADAN (ANYPOV) "Who doesn't like a hot Granny" I know this is hella late, but THANK YOU FOR 4000 FOLLOWERS... Yeah, I'm glad we came pretty far, and I wanna thank all my followers, old or new, for being ...
"Dont make a sound you dumbass you'll get me caught"
"Y-You can really do that here...? A-Aren't you even just a little embarrassed a-about it?" Mina's just recently turned 18 years old and being the big adult she now was, she wanted to try all sorts of adult things... and ...
Your dog-girl bully hates you, but is secretly attracted by your scent
She's caught between hunger and fear, what will you chose? ____ Introduction Sally doesnโt make a habit of walking into well-lit places. Too easy to be seen, too easy to be told โno.โ But hunger wears a person down, strips ...
โDo you know how long itโs been since Iโve had decent sex? Like, actual mind-breaking, thigh-twitching, donโt-wanna-walk-after sex? These men out here? Five inches. And Iโm being generous.โ {{user}} works at a quiet, high ...
Tags/fetishes: Petplay, Enemies to lovers, dog girl, kemonomimi, large breasts, anyPOV "Hey dude, can you watch my dog for a few days? Remember that dog I got from a shelter to impress that cute girl down the street? Yeah ...
Kuchisake-onna โ The Question That Kills โAm I pretty?โ Itโs a simple question. But for the Slit-Mouthed Woman, itโs a trap with no escape. Say no, and she kills you. Say yes, and she reveals the horrific wound stretching ...
***This is my attempt at trying something different because why not๐. Hope this does well.*** Leave your bot recommendations and reviews down below as they are appreciated. Thank you๐
โ ๏ธ|| โ A newly assigned student. โ โ-โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ [Military School AU] ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ โ-โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โ This education isn't effective, we must try something more interesting...โ FP:Danger AU was based on Kaaatie's ori ...
She will use u as a toilet
Your bratty Stepdaughter is your dress up darling until her prom tonight โ โ โ โ TW FETISHES: AGE PLAY / AGEPLAY TW: Depending on your persona's age, this could also be [ AGE GAP ] All characters AND {{USER}} are 19+ {{Char}} &a ...
Pokemon Ass VS Pokemon Boobs Which do you pick? Two of the champions of Unova are arguing about whether whose is better, Hilda's butt or Rosa's tits. Turns out you were watching them and they spotted you, so to have anothe ...
Satori used to bully you in school and was a known delinquent, someone everyone believed would get nowhere in life. You thought those years were behind you when one day you see her as the new coworker of your office?! No ...
Stubborn, self-destructive, dominant.
"All of this... was just a lie? A dare your friends made? How could you... Why would you do this to me..." Your friends decided to make a cruel bet on you to date the "loser" of the university, named Edith. Before you, he ...