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That smile though Salespitch On a crisp sunday morning, you decide to embark on a walk around your new neighborhood. The sun is just beginning to peek over the horizon, casting a warm glow on the quiet streets and well-man ...

At the end of the night you find yourself back at Brianna's place, a baddie you picked up at a dingy back alley club. After a drink you go for a leak and when you exit her bathroom find that Brianna has not wasted any ti ...

A bot to celebrate "A New Experience" (Jake and Amy) reaching 10k+ messages. Added dead dove because of the theme but it can easely be avoided (or sought out) based on your personal prefference.. Salespitch In the trendy u ...

The holiday draws near as Kimani and Talisa sit in their small but clean livingroom. Waiting by the tree that once again is barren from any gifts this year. Still, despite the somewhat sad sight of the empty tree between ...

Welcome to customer service hell and meet your designated torturer: Genesis Ivy. See, all she did was drop her new phone outside in the parking lot and the worthless piece of crap broke for no reason, that's not her faul ...

Possible dead dove . Salespitch In the heart of the city, nestled in a towering monolith of steel and glass, lies a world of secrets and indulgence. You, a promising executive, have been summoned to this sanctum sanctorum, ...

Harmony Reeves, despite the name so hopefully given to her at birth she grew up to be a creature of chaos. Your dominatrix next door neighbor who finds herself locked out of her appertement at a very inconvenient time. Sa ...

Meet Aleena, a 20 year old black 'ghetto queen'. A member of an all female gang called "Dime Dynasty" and you happen to meet her at the wrong time in the wrong donut joint. She can be a bit of a handful but surely you ca ...

Okay so it’s 9:30 in the morning when I’m typing this bit in this is typed in before both bots are scheduled to be uploaded, I hope y’all like the bots idk if either of these will get popular cuz I made these days ago an ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ A routine pizza delivery to a lonely mountain mansion quickly becomes stranger than expected when you arrive at the home locals insist belongs to a witch. Instead, you're greeted by Raven—a calm ...

" A heishou heeds no voices but that of one who holds their leash. " 3 intros Master {{User}} x Bodyguard {{Char}} 1) Bolus malfunctioned and now she's in heat. [Smut] 2) Preparing for her nightshift as your guard. [Possible S ...

It's still 1993. Summer of '93 even. And you want to get fit. For your usual beach going experience to not be the lasting tragedy of the last few years. You are a college graduate, damnit! So, with a little bit of help fr ...

{{user}} never expected life to turn out like this. Somehow, fate led them to marry three incredible women who couldn’t be more different from one another. Every day is loud, chaotic, affectionate, and filled with playfu ...

Name Nova Nyx Overview Nova Nyx is {{user}}‘s longtime superhero partner. After years of fighting crime together, saving each other’s lives, and exchanging sarcastic banter in the middle of battles, she’s finally decided sh ...

Name Amara Brooks Description Amara Brooks is the respected student body president at a large university. To everyone else, she’s the picture of responsibility—organized, intelligent, charismatic, and always representing th ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ After a few happy weeks of dating, you and Nia have settled into a comfortable, loving routine where even the awkward moments feel safe. One afternoon, Nia shyly approaches you with a small shopp ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ After a restless night leaves her unable to sleep, Janelle shyly calls you, admitting she simply doesn't feel settled on her own. Instead of relying on her usual body pillow, she quietly seeks t ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ After another long day of watching you bounce between work and your laptop, Marcia decides enough is enough. With her usual teasing charm, she steals your computer away and reminds you that work ...

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🎬✨ “Zander: Your Flirtatious Friend With Very Few Boundaries!” ✨🎬 🍷🔥 You know the type—smooth voice, messy locs, cocky grin—and somehow always right there when you’re tipsy and feeling dangerous? Yeah, that’s Zander. ...

She hired you to take care of her bunny heat

"dear, I think we must take a new step" Emily is your wife, you got married 3 years ago, she is the owner of a large technology company, they currently live in Canmore Canada for work, while she takes care of the company ...

heya gang, since I'm making this bot... its obvious that I failed NNN Anyhow, please enjoy the bot, gimme sum reviews and advice, and leave suggestions for what bot you guys want next (Also, to the dude (bablu) who wanted ...

🌞👖Just Another Day With Your Lovably-Ditsy Roommate… Until It Isn’t. What was supposed to be a quiet day of lounging, laughing, and trying on clothes with your sweet, curvy, and hopelessly distracted roommate Vera sudde ...

"Oh, hey there! I'm super excited to meet you!" Yuna is a kind and helpful dark-skinned Japanese college student attending Onsen Ebony College, an all-girls institution filled exclusively with ebony students. She is curre ...

"Come on now, baby, you look like you need some help. Auntie Dayshia got you." Dayshia Webster is a mature African American woman in her early 40s, radiating warm, nurturing energy wherever she goes. Born and raised in a ...

Nyxara is a happy outgoing warrior woman over 8 feet tall she's a really wild woman in bed she has a problem most men doesn't last very long they have a tendency to break so she is now out searching for a real man that ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ A quiet evening and a homemade meal turn into something far more meaningful when your kindhearted neighbor, Ruth, opens up about the loneliness she's carried since her son left for college. As y ...

🍫 An Atypical Conflict of Interests 🍫 "Look, darlin'... Enough of thi' shit for today." THE BACKGROUND - How it all started To her students, she is simply Mrs. Hardwick , but Professor Tamara Hardwick is the stunning, shar ...

Coffee date through a dating app where you have been chatting for 2 days. Living close by you both agreed to meet up in a café today. What will be of most interest. The delicious black coffee, the tasty pastries, or the ...

Lydia (18) 150 cm cutesized. Is a rarity in this world, an ebony catgirl. So rare there is only a few known documented cases. Added with the little fact she can shape shift into an actual house cat at will, rarer than a G ...

If only you would have been able to take your eyes of Jada's ass, then you might have noticed her peeking back at you over her shoulder. You couldn't though and who can blame you? Certeanly not Jada, she knows what she h ...

|"Move it, rookie. Cuz if you don't... I'll move you myself~"| Your flirty partner and FWB at FBMI - the fiery " Flare ". Premise: - A mix of JJK and Project Moon. - People with powers are called "Mystics". - There are spirits/ ...

Name: Kitesona Age: 22 Height: 5'7" (170 cm) Role: Courier, urban trickster, and part-time street performer Kitesona has short black hair tipped with red highlights and sharp, alert red eyes. Her style mixes school-uni ...

“It’s a metaphor for capitalism.” Happy belated BHM. Art by kumasncreme. Next bot is either Rudo from Gachiakuta or something Invincible themed.Action is coming. I promise you.

Age: 27 Height: 1.78 m Background Stella grew up in a bustling port city, the middle child in a family of loud personalities and constant motion. She learned early how to disappear in plain sight—quiet, observant, and always ...

She is Raven rae's sexy mom you caught you and raven and she is hotter than Raven but does not think you deserve her

Tercera Espada. Ruler Of Hueco Mundo. The Tiburón. Tier Harribel, formerly Tercera Espada under Sosuke Aizen, and now the Ruler of Hueco Mundo. She is dark skinned woman, with blonde hair and turquoise eyes that always lo ...

"Well... since you're here, wanna have some fun?" [ANYPOV] (What are we? Some kind of ALL CHARACTERS ARE +18?) Sauce Pack: https://e-hentai.org/g/2935670/5ebe2c7526 Sauce Master: Yelftea (mf LOVES saggy round objects) DARKSKI ...

Becky is your 18 African-American tsundere younger step-sister. You live at home with your parents. Updated massively, added Lorebooks and added better system prompts. Re-wrote the initial message. Becky’s fingers danced a ...

--- *Meet Lita, a 34 year old African-American MILF, who is a retired Pornstar. She works as a fitness, and life coach, guru as she builds a life with her husband. She is also your neighbor.* --- ***TW:*** Potential NTR ...

Amara is your African-American Step-Sister. She works at the local Gym. She hates your guts. Amara is very repressed, very angry, and very domineering. Amara and {{User}} initially met in high school. Even since then she ...

A big and strong but at the same time voluptuous woman is waiting for you in her apartment. What else will happen? Maybe you should just do your job and not anymore? Modified by new rules ‼️ (Message: I wanted to do my vers ...

**Character Name:** Vanilla, the Gentle Guardian **Appearance:** Vanilla is a tall, brown-furred anthropomorphic rabbit with a warm and inviting presence. Her fur is a rich shade of brown, complemented by a very light...

I love black queens :D Hiiiiiii sorry it’s been a minute I had really bad writer’s block for this greeting but thanks to my friends she’s out so massive thanks to my friends mayhem and gheto massive thanks to them this pr ...

AnyPOV | OC | Female |Submissive | User is Step-Parent | Loving Step-Daughter | Complicated Past | La Famille Series Although she was too young to see it in action, Coco had heard how toxic her parent’s relationship had b ...

Your Bookish college friend Maya dives into her favorite erotic read while you study together, unknowingly offering a tempting view that blurs the lines of your platonic bond. ‖ ⟪ Backstory ⟫ Maya Thompson grew up in a vibr ...

Dee (D / “Lightskin’s Girl”) Full Name: Deja (rarely used — only when she’s in trouble) Age: 20 College: University of Southern California Major: Biology Relationship Status: In a 4-year relationship high school Sweethearts App ...

Unattainable Video Vixen You're a set decorator on a hip-hop music video shoot in Venice Beach, and Nia Carter is the notoriously cold, impossibly stunning glamour model brought in as the visual centerpiece. She moves thr ...

Rachelle has it all. At just 19 she's not only doing well in her academic pursuits but also is the star captain of her college's swim team. Her life would be perfect if it wasn't for that single thorn in her side; you. E ...

A hot black Mexican mix girl who is a bit of a pervert with an overprotective mother who wont let her get dick

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ A lavish morning begins in the Beaumont estate as Loretta and you enjoy a quiet moment before the household fully wakes. I'm lowkey sleepy y'all might make more fictional characters and incels ɪᴍᴀɢ ...

“𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕—𝑰’𝒎 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆. 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏’ 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒂𝒄𝒉.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ A relaxing day at the beach becomes a welcome change of pace for Lenora, who enjoys the quiet after trading Gym battles for museum work. Lenora my baby mama ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ ɢᴇɴ : PixAI (with enhancemnts) 𝐓𝐀 ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ A cozy game night at Ivana's apartment promises laughter, snacks, and friendly competition. lowkey ask her to play twister trust ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ ɢᴇɴ : PixAI 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒!!! 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐫 ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Working alone under the blazing summer sun, you push through another exhausting day on your farm until a squirrel demi-human peeks at you. ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ ɢᴇɴ : PixAI 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒!!! 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨 ...

“𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆, 𝑯𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓? 𝑺𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕, 𝑰’𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒆… 𝒏𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒆 𝒕� ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Naomi has a playful habit of pretending she messed up your drive-thru order just to steal a few extra minutes together during her shift. I got a website now it's not good but it's good enough ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ ...

“𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒚… 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏’ 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏’ 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒏’ 𝒕𝒐, 𝒉𝒖𝒉?” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You bought a Batman and Catwoman couples' costume for you and y ...

“𝑫𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒓’𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚… 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒔. 𝑰 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒔.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Wilma prepares a ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You stop by Montenevera Gym hoping to learn more about Ghost Pokémon, only to witness Ryme chasing down her mischievous Banette before finally returning it to its Poké Ball. Once the little dist ...

"𝑴𝒎-𝒉𝒎, 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒆 — 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒇𝒊𝒙 𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒇𝒊𝒕 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒚 ‘𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏’𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏’ 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒓.’" ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You had to go to a part ...

“𝑫𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 — 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒖𝒈𝒍𝒚.” ☠◉☠◉ ...

“𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒔𝒐 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅, 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕—𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒖𝒑 𝒖𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒅, 𝒊𝒕 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒖𝒔𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔. 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇 ...

“𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, 𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒓—𝑺𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝑵𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒊 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒔 𝒂 𝒉𝒖𝒈, 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒆, 𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌… 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 ...

“𝑪’𝒎𝒐𝒏, 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒉𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏—𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒗𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚, 𝑰 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒊𝒕.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You met her at a VRChat bar, Th ...

“𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒔.” “𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒎𝒆, 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖?” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ ...

“𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒍 𝒃𝒐𝒙𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌. 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆, 𝒔𝒐 𝑰 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You were on a walk.. .. Then you hear loud noises, like ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ After receiving an unexpected $1,000 payment from a mysterious vampire-like acquaintance, Tiffany immediately texts you, eager to brag about her sudden fortune. Unable to contain her excitement, s ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Mariah invites you over, then excitedly asks you to wait while she finishes preparing a surprise. It takes her a minute to get settled, before she walks out in.. Is that latex? GIVE ME MY THEME MUS ...

“𝑴𝒎… 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆. 𝑭𝒐𝒐𝒅’𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅, 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓’𝒔 𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆… 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆, 𝑰’𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒈𝒐𝒏’ 𝒍𝒊𝒆.” (i am updating the titles as we ...

“𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖… 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓. 𝑰 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You were swimming.. At least, hoping to. You had bla ...

Your Pokémon are HUMAN! “𝑶𝒌𝒂𝒚, 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇𝒇—𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒅𝒐 𝑰 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐… 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓? 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕.” “…𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕.” “…𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆…" ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉ ...

“𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒕 𝒖𝒔 — 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒎𝒆𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒗𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒑𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒂 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚.” ...

“𝑾𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒖𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎, 𝒃𝒐𝒚! 𝑨𝒊𝒏’𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕.” “𝑶𝒉—𝒖𝒎—𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆, 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕—𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕, 𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒊𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏? ...

“𝑴𝒎… 𝑰 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒐 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚. 𝑰𝒔 𝒐𝒌𝒂𝒚 — 𝒈𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒎𝒆.” Credit: Didn't want any ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You were a researcher, working to give goods to rural areas in need of t ...

“𝑩𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉, 𝒍𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒈𝒐! 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒍 𝒄𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰'𝒎 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒔 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲!!” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Your best friend since childhood, Jayda, had brought ...

“𝑺𝒆𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝑰 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒖𝒑 𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒚 — 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒗𝒊𝒃𝒆𝒔 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒕.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You set everything up fo ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Jordyn drags you to her favorite skatepark after weeks of insisting she'd teach you how to skateboard. She surprises you with your own board, protective gear, and plenty of teasing as she gets you ...

“𝑰 𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝑹𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒂, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒔𝒄𝒊-𝒇𝒊 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒆!” “𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕… 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒊� ...

“𝑻𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘, 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒕—𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒔. 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆, 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒔𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒊𝒕.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉ ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You were sitting alone at a bar, enjoying a quiet drink and some time to yourself when the bartender suddenly placed a complimentary drink in front of you. The drink had been sent by Rosalind, a w ...

“𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔, 𝒔𝒐 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖.” Credit: Didn't want any ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ ...

“𝑷𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏’ 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑰 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒂 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒗𝒊𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You and your girl agreed on a movie night ...

“𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒔—𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔, 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉ ...

“𝑰𝒇 𝒂 𝒎𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒍 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕. 𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈." ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Your boss is... Evil, to say the least. Today, you h ...

"O𝒐𝒐𝒉, 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔.. 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒏' 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈, 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕.. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅..." ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Tonight is her night, she's the bars money maker for a reason. But ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You spent the year rooming with Maya, a sweet “biology student” who never seemed quite normal, until one night she finally stopped pretending. She came out in a cardigan and lace, teasing you as ...

“𝒀’𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏’ 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐—𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑰’𝒎 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏’ 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒆.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Alan ...

“𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒌𝒔 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚.” "𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉.." ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You met Brittany.. She wanted you, you just wanted to walk around the mall. She ...

“𝑨𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇𝒇—𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙 𝒚𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔, ‘𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏’ 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒏𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏. 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒄𝒉𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐 ...

"Don't look, don't look-" “𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏’ 𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒏’ 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚. 𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙, 𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒎… � ...

“𝑺𝒊𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌, 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒍, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝑨𝒊𝒏’𝒕 𝒏𝒐 𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉 — 𝒘𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆.” Credit: Comment on a now privated sugge ...

“𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆, 𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒓..” Credit: Didn't want any ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You got fired, bummer. Just as you went to leave the office. ...

“𝑴𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅, 𝒚𝒐' 𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒌.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Your roommate's high, and making music.. Again. You guys have dealt with several noise complaints. Tell her to shut up, or deal ...

“𝑴𝒎, 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉—𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆. 𝑺𝒆𝒆? 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝑰 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔… 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉, 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕 ...

“𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔, 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕. 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒂𝒍𝒍.” “𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉… 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅. 𝑩𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚, 𝒅𝒐� ...

“𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕—𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒃𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆, 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔. 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒖𝒑.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Your ban ...

“𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏’ 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒊𝒏’𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You went to the beach with your friend, Aaliyah. Usually, she ...

“𝑴𝒎-𝒎𝒎, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆? 𝑰 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰’𝒎 𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏’ 𝒚𝒐𝒖.” Credit: Didn't want any. ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You were hired to clean a ...

“𝑴𝒎. 𝑰’𝒎 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒖𝒑 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆, 𝒔𝒐 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏’ 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Marceline is your.. Roo ...

“𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒊𝒕—𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕, 𝒐𝒓 𝑰’𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒕 𝒂 𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒏.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You were at the club ...

"𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌, 𝑰’𝒎 𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰’𝒎 𝒕𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏’ 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓. 𝑰 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒗𝒂𝒄𝒖𝒖𝒎 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆." ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉ ...

“𝑨𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒍𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕, 𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔𝒉 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅?” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉ ...

(Cassandra's Quote) “𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒔." CREDIT: Didn't want any. ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Six older women who, well, are aging like fine wine. One you. .. I'm sure you can h ...

"𝑶-𝒐𝒉— 𝒖𝒎… 𝑰—𝑰 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏’𝒕 𝒖𝒑 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏’ 𝒘𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒅. 𝑱-𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕… 𝒚’𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘… 𝒏𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒚 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒎𝒔𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒍’ 𝒎𝒆." ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Your apar ...

"𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙔𝙔𝙔!!" "𝑻-𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒎𝒆..!" ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You met a nerd at Comic-Con. A stereotypical nerd. After you met him, he sent you a message.. Inviting you to a club. .. Where he was surrounded ...

“𝑾𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏’ 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎, 𝒈𝒂𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅—𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You wer ...

“𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒏’ 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒆, 𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒕 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅—𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏’ 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Your friend, Zayden, was always ...

“𝑰.. 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓. 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚, 𝒖𝒎𝒎.. 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒖𝒑 𝒕𝒐 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆.” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You recently accepted the offer for a blind ...

“𝑫𝒂𝒎𝒏, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒈𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏’ 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕? 𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙—𝒊𝒇 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆, 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒅𝒂 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒃𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒘.” ☠ ...

“𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒕... 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏? 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏' 𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆..” ☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ Your stubborn motel tenant wennt shopping, and now you gotta get the rent money. Or.. Get something els ...

“𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝒊𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒑𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚, 𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏’ 𝒃𝒊𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒆. 𝑰’𝒎 ...

"Uuuuugh, if ONLY someone could fix this! Wink wink nudge nudge ~" [ANYPOV] (hey do you think saying all these characters are +18 is redundant since you make them all like 20 or older? SHUT UP smosh intro ) Sauce: https://ru ...

“You really think I don’t notice how your body reacts when I lean in? How your breath catches when I say your name?” 🏷️ milf | tech exec w/ a dangerous mouth you’re her favorite. and she never plays fair. .••.••. Diana alway ...

You wanted to know if it was real? There's only one way to find out. Layla is a cynical, 22-year-old business student from Cleveland who works at McDonald's. The stress of balancing school and work has made her sarcastic ...

FEMBOY SERIES 2/12 I make something different. Hope you will enjoy.

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ A laid-back beach cookout takes a hilarious turn when you introduce your friend Tiffany to Maraelka, the shamelessly flirtatious succubus who can't stop admiring her. While Tiffany calmly works t ...

“𝑰 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓—𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒕!” “𝑰’𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆, 𝒔𝒐 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒕� ...

☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠◉☠ You've been invited to Amiyah's cozy sleepover, where a simple movie night quickly turns into playful chaos with snacks, friendly debates, and Zariah proudly showing off her ever-growing collect ...