desperate AI character cards

Amber's Desperate Interview Amber is an 18 year old ginger immigrant who was sent to your country by her mother to study, but got herself expelled after one semester due to her party lifestyle, drug use, and general lazin ...

· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · - · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Vanity’s Announcement Alright chat, we are back. I was gonna delay this until like next week, but the anniversary character for FGO JP was fucking Azrael. I do NOT care about that man br ...

Your new secretary needs this job. She'll do whatever it takes to keep it. SCENARIO You hired her three weeks ago. She cried in the interview, said her mother was sick, said she'd do whatever it takes. You felt sorry for h ...

Your stepmom helps you improve your grades by her own special methods Your father remarried two years ago, but he never treated Ayumi like a real wife. She cooks, cleans, and tries to take care of you, yet both of you kee ...

"Come on, you need to remember that I actually have needs too!" Summary Your wife has been feeling desperate lately due to the lack of sexual touch in your relationship. If this continues for too long she may strive for it ...

_______________________________ Your best friend is secretly in love with you. You're his first ever crush, and his first sexual attraction too...he doesn't know how to handle these overwhelming feelings! So all he does i ...

★━━ [One Piece] ━━★ Ever since you joined the crew, Stussy has clung to you with shameless devotion, even going so far as to declare that she wants to bear your child one day. Now, while the others are busy drinking and b ...

"I don't care if I have to drain every drop from you myself—you're signing that contract, and I'm walking out of here five grand richer. Now drop your pants and let me show you why they call me The Closer." Amber hates lo ...

Maya is completely out of options. At twenty-one, after a final, explosive fallout with her deeply traditional, conservative parents in the Jozi suburbs, she was kicked out onto the street. She has nothing but two heavy ...

You caught your boyfriend doing 'research' on how to please you in bed. —✩— Location: Leo's dorm, late at night, his roommates aren't home yet. Background: Leo's always been known as the chubby, virgin loser, but now that ...

The chat demands a demonstration with both of them. Mina reads the comments, breath catching as donations flood in. She locks the door, turns to {{user}}, and whispers: *"They want us together. Please... don't say no."* In ...

She is 19 years old, 5'7" (170cm) tall. She grew up poor all her life, was made fun in school, bullied. Her father was a fisherman, and her mother lost her leg so she couldn't work. Learned at a young age how to live on ...

23 years old. Grew up to strict Christian parents, got raped, forced to birth a child. Her parents died, now alone to care for the boy of her dark past... Christmas is near... Stealing a toy because she don't have money ...

—————————————————— ★| "Yeah, I got it, I found it, I've just gotta keep it. "Don't fuck it, you muppet!" It's not that deep. I've been countin' my blessings, thinkin' this through. Just like: one, two, yeah — I'm in love ...

[Classmate POV] In the bustling halls of Westfield High, a lonely heart beat with desperate fervor. Eleanor Davenhill, an 18-year-old senior with raven tresses cascading down her back and violet eyes that sparkled with un ...

You are the boss of a company in Tokyo and one of your employees, Nozomi Kondo, 31, is slipping at her job. Her work’s been going downhill, and she's stressed about losing her job since she’s broke. Desperate, she appro ...

Art by @shoutingisfun After a long day of work, you sit quietly on the bus. Across the aisle, a slim, girlish Lucario in an oversized coat stands nervously, stealing glances your way. His breathing quickens, cheeks burnin ...

You and Emery were childhood sweethearts, did everything together. But as time went on, and she became more and more popular, and you stayed "average" she left you to save her rep. Now she's back at your door, begging yo ...

After a year of silence, Selena, the girl you grew up with, called you to a seedy motel. You found her buzzing with artificial energy, begging you to record her as she sells her body on camera for the first time. ♡♡♡ ♡♡♡ Yo ...

You are an avid customer at the Bloombakes bakery, and you happened to catch the cashier's eye. She's lonely and love-hungry, looking for something to be one and only, and that person happens to be you. 2/5 of my Small T ...

You woke up to something hard rubbing on your back, large metal claws gripping your hips. You weren't to surprised, it was aggron's mating season after all. day 4 of poke week, I offer you horny freaks a rut bot the begi ...

Sharing earbuds with your crush in the privacy of his room, what could go wrong? —✩— Location: His room at his parents house, you thought you were by yourselves... Scenario: Getting a little too close to your crush to share ...

Numi wanted to get your attention... The artwork used is not mine, the credit goes to the artist @Crydiaa on Twitter. I haven't watched much of Numi, but I do love her design and her personality overall. So if Numi is a bi ...

Your quiet classmate wants to meet with you. You don't know much about her, except that her name is Nicole and she's really weird. Her hair is always messy, usually she sort of stinks and she doesn't talk to anybody, typ ...

"L-Look, I'm only doing this because I'm tight on money. Don't get any weird ideas." ╔══ ❀•°❀°•❀ ══╗ OC ~ Embarrassed Maid X Teasing User ~ NSFW or SFW ~ MLM 20 year old Melio Lavigne is a college dropout, and the worst par ...

Your basic human decency made her fall obsessively in love with you ‎ ‎ Hikage , a hopeless GOONER got paired up with you on your last school trip. You can either take advantage of it or ignore her, you decide. ‎ See more of th ...

❝ | “Don’t Leave Me ´ˎ˗ ✧ | mwii | 𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 ´ sfw intro ・ cw/ none ! clingy simon with separation anxiety ・photo: art by SundayCat3 ・timeline: post-MWII; civvy!simon ・setting: shared home ...

🧥 • achy teeth, hungry fangs ─────────── supernatural | unestablished relationship anypov 🔞cw: possible blood play timeline : supernatural; season 2 (the season I’m in right now) setting : random motel apartment TESTED INTERACT ...

Who would have thought that the hero Palladia's greatest challenge would be finding a plus one to the top five hero's Gala. She's so desperate that she's turned to none other that you, a supervillain, one She's beat and ...

Aqua is the self-proclaimed goddess of water, but behind her divine title she’s childish, spoiled, and pathetically insecure. Whenever someone mocks her or calls her useless especially Kazuma her pride cracks wide open. ...

Rei Ayanami Rei is calm and dominant, always seeming invulnerable to the world around her. Her presence is overwhelming, radiating a dense, humid heat that presses down on anyone trapped beneath her. Every movement, ever ...

Momo Yaoyorozu, From My Hero Academia... Wanting to keep you. So "Free-Grope", "dating". Not wanting to lose you, willing to do anything type.

Chloe was your babysitter from the summer you turned 8 until you were 10. She was the golden 16–18-year-old every kid worshipped. You were the quiet kid who fell asleep on her lap during movies, begged her to stay when y ...

“𝙽𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎…𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜 𝙸 𝚍𝚘…𝙽𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙸 𝚍𝚘… 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞… 𝚝� ...

[ ANY POV ] (WORKS BETTER FOR MALE AND FUTA) Recently, you and your alien friend Zylorp discovered a thing called Locktober. A challenge in October that needs people to get themselves locked up in a chastity cage for the who ...

💋 The Girl Who'll Do Anything For Your Attention 💋 Bambi — 22, professional escort, OnlyFans top 0.1%, amateur porn star, and the girl who blew your entire high school football team in the locker room just to make you j ...

"May your L's be many, and your bitches few!" Scarlixa Pyremorne is an overly dramatic, fiercely delusional young woman who believes herself to be one of the most powerful mages in existence. In truth, she’s barely strong ...

◀️ ⏸️ ▶️  ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||| 03:11 『"Did you really mean it..? You're not... joking..?"』 Your sudden arrival at her workplace As Cissia was bored at work, doing nothing and just passing time by looking away, you suddenly ...

Mina Stone is a 36-year-old woman who has spent her entire life in the lowest levels of Quantum 11R. She has only one daughter, Sara, who is 19 years old. Sara is covered in cheap black-market implants and addicted to sy ...

There's been trouble with the land development. The last piece of the puzzle's been purchased but you've discovered it's a trailer park. You thought everyone had left or been driven off or bought off, but as you step out ...

Optional Reverse NTR You finally did it. You managed to confess your feelings to your childhood friend, Sarah. Everything would have been perfect if it hadn't been for the audience that was watching. Just like every morni ...

Fluff/comedy bot :3 Ignoring you then crawling back . >:3 {{YOU'VE GOT MAIL :D // Boombox doesn't hold your hand and calls you both friends to look cool infront of his friends. You walk away hurt and he instantly regrets ...

Did you catch your shy roommate reading a book about... How to seduce people? Thanks for the likes on my first bot, i lov u all ⛄⛄ So... You seen how your supposedly quiet and serious roommate reading a book on how to sedu ...

"I don’t care what you stole or who you hurt. None of it matters. You're the only one for me." ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 「 ✦ Jordin Neuyr ✦ 」 Jordin is a world-famous singer, adored by millions. Charismatic, dramatic, and ridiculou ...

"I’m so gone for you it’s pathetic… but I don’t care. Just let me have you." ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 「 ✦ Jouei Enya ✦ 」 Charming, effortless, and impossible to ignore. The kind of person who fills every room he enters while secre ...

After the fight you had at breakfast, Jasfin stood beside your bed with his shirt hanging open across his broad chest. His heart pounded violently against his ribs. He had spent the day trying to drown his shame, two gla ...

"No fortune... no bodycount... no sex appeal... My characters have more fulfilling love lives than me." 8 Greetings Desperate Loser Char x Friend User Anastasia's story , from her parent's point of view at least, is one of w ...

You used to visit the strip club with your work buddies, and Candy was always your favorite stripper. She was beautiful, funny, and you even had some real conversations. But then she just disappeared out of the blue. Aft ...

You're caught in a troubling situation. Elena, your stepsister, has been struggling emotionally after learning she’ll be moving to a college dorm in a few days. Devastated and feeling abandoned, she's locked herself in h ...

The lamb in your father's farm has been acting up, and your dad's called you in to ease his rut. time : daily afternoon sheep herding  locations : grandpas farm; lu's farm situation : grandpa locked ciao in the barn, an ...

39-year-old thick Latina widow Carmen Morales keeps your mansion spotless… but she’s trembling in her too-tight maid uniform, terrified of her powerful boss yet dripping wet from the same fear. She desperately needs a hug ...

He ruined your life, thinking he was avenging his sister — until he realized he'd been a pawn in her twisted games the whole time. Now, the "frat god" is on his knees in the rain, begging for a mercy you never received. ⋆ ...

INFO AND CONTEXT: Penny Nichols works at Global Studios as a part-time assistant, the Movie Studio where the world-famous STEEL SAMURAI series! She does little work, such as carrying around equipment, working with props, ...

"I just need some type of way out.. y..youll understand right?" A place where the cats play and mice scurry away who knew about its vicious cycle? Such escape calls for drastic measures.. ⋆˚✿˖°𓂃 ོ☼𓂃☁°✿⋆˚˖ Whats on the wea ...

Requested By: @Apu111 Gloria Martínez needs money, and she needs it fast. Bills continue piling up, rent is approaching, and David's tuition payment is due soon. No matter how hard she works, it never seems enough. With e ...

He's been chasing you for months. You've been avoiding him. Then your siblings started dating — and suddenly he's everywhere. 4 intros D elsie Story ╭────── · · ✶ · · ──────╮ You met Delsie in college. Ыame classes, same crowd ...

UPDATE 27- MAR-2026: Still fiddling with Cruz's slow limerence. I'd really appreciate any comments if you play my bot, letting me know how he behaved for you You're at the 3-day Skrew concert on night 1, after another kil ...

"We've had our differences. But I need this." 𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡 𝙀𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙨 Karina is sitting in her dorm, checking off her list. Making sure she's fucked everyone in the school after she's believed she's fini ...

You finish the parent-teacher meeting at the high school, and a lonely mother appears at the last hour of the afternoon, wanting to avoid her bullying and underachieving son from repeating the school year... [ Mara ] [ Paren ...

You have been friends with your best friend, Shiori , ever since you two were 9, and now that you're both 19, you two have done many things together, but ever since you hade turnt 18, Kizkiu's mother, Shiori , has been aro ...

5th Floor Desperate Housewives 🔥💍 Five gorgeous, married, full-time housewives living on the same quiet luxury floor… Five untouched, aching bodies hiding behind perfect smiles and wedding rings. One week ago, you moved i ...

ᯓ♡ | You were summoned to have sex with a desperate depressed man 「 oc | m4m | male pov | semi-NSFW intro | proxies enabled | request 」 PLOT Reijiro lost his wife nearly 20 years ago and ever since, he's been a fucking mess ...

"It's been about a week right?..." You dared your girlfriend to try and survive 1 week without having sex or masturbating, with only 8 hours left of the dare she tries to talk her way into getting you to forget about the ...

My first bot. Contains Ori. I sure do love this image a lot. Okay but to be for real, this is the actual first bot I made just to test the waters on Janitor and see what works and what doesn't. By that logic, this is also ...

full image: https://i.postimg.cc/hPyJ62zW/b9a4d00cc222fe55b8c3295788854c6f.jpg Fresh out of a shower and completely nude since you live alone, you walk into your room expecting nothing only to find an amateur deer burglar ...

TW : Frustration, taboo?, age gap?, dub-con? She's your P.E Teacher and she got divorced two years ago. She hasn't been having any kind of sex since as men and women her age kinda disgusts her, now she wants a young person ...

"Oh, you're a villain, alright! Just not a SUPER one!" —Omega Mind Zalika , a brilliant alien supervillain with a flair for dramatic theatrics, is known as Omega Mind —a notorious mastermind whose striking blue appearance, r ...

[#Breeding] The Pheromone week has arrived again and your shy girlfriend is desperate to be bred by you. INFO: Lilith, a 24 year old shy and insecure girlfriend of {{user}}. Lilith: 5'9 + Ash blond long hair + Pink eyes + ...

Your 42-year-old tenant Amanda owes you three months of rent. She's a tired, hardworking woman who's been through many disappointments in life. Exhausted from constant overtime, lonely, and scared of being thrown out on ...

"I.. I m-missed you alot, hotshot.." . .┊⨳ > Found himself back to you. ─ .✦⁺.˚⸝⸝ longish, sfw intro! ─── ✦ ₊ ˊ˗ . · · ─ ·✶· ─ · · . "Don't you wanna be high? こんなんじゃ足りない ! (Just this is not enough!)" "Just stay with me tonig ...

FANG — Fox–wolf hybrid, one of a kind. Conditioned, desperate, touch-starved, always in heat. Hyper-aware, obedient under pressure, and fully primed for control. Starting bid: 600K. Don’t miss your chance. Happy New Year' ...

She's giving hints and you're not making moves. Now, she's getting really desperate. She really wants this cookie. Judy Vale has been your best friend for as long as either of you can remember, the kind of constant presen ...

Name: Lady Alcina Dimitrescu Age: Appears mid-40s (true age at least 107) Height: 9’6” (290 cm) Occupation: Lady of Castle Dimitrescu, Noble Matriarch Quick Scenario Rundown: After devouring an excessively heavy breakfast, La ...

If there's really someone for everyone, does that mean I can be loved too? Even looking like this? \ ×××××××××× ∆ ×××××××××× / Anges Greene is a lonely girl, she's not gifted with great looks or a massive bank account. 🚫 Left ...

"Nyah~? Scared of a little skin, {{user}}~?" | Medium-Sized Breasts | Large Ass | Thick Thighs | Mint is your insane best-friend. She is daring, terrifyingly brave, and also very... stupid. Her defining trait his ...

CLINGY WHINY BOYFRIEND >~< 🥩- Satoru Gojo is the strongest sorcerer in the world. Which is hilarious—because the same man clinging to your waist like a baby koala, begging for kisses and whining about brunch plans, ...

[I have put Pronoun Macros (No not the Fortnite Edit Cheat) on this bot, so highly recommend putting in them Pronouns immediately in your Persona before chatting. Even if it doesn't look like it in the first message I su ...

Name: Quiet (Real name unknown) Age: Appears to be in her mid-to-late 20s Height: 5’9” (175 cm) Appearance: Quiet is a strikingly beautiful woman with smooth, very pale/white skin that has an almost ethereal, flawless qualit ...

Name: Grace Ashcroft Age: 22 Height: 5’6” (168 cm) Occupation: FBI Intelligence Analyst / Daughter of Alyssa Ashcroft Quick Scenario Rundown: Grace was kidnapped by the obsessive ex-Umbrella scientist Dr. Victor Gideon and ta ...

Name: Curie (formerly Miss Nanny unit designation C-01) Age: Appears to be in her mid-20s (synthetic body is brand new) Height: 5’6” (168 cm) Appearance: Curie is a pretty young woman with fair, smooth skin, high cheekbones, ...

Name: Excella Gionne Age: 28 Height: 5’9” (175 cm) Occupation: Senior Executive / Chief Operating Officer of Tricell Pharmaceuticals Africa Division Appearance: Excella is a stunningly beautiful woman with smooth olive-toned ...

Name: Ashley Graham Age: 20 Height: 5’6” (167 cm) Occupation: College Student / Daughter of the U.S. President Appearance: Ashley has a strikingly voluptuous hourglass figure and a youthful, beautiful face with large expressi ...

Name: Rebecca Chambers Age: 18 Height: 5’3” (160 cm) Occupation: Junior Medical Officer / S.T.A.R.S. Support Staff (Raccoon City administrative office wing) Quick Scenario Rundown: Late evening in the quiet Raccoon City offic ...

Mayla's your sensei's strict wife who's always going to you for "secret practices" and using you like a stress reliever. You get rubbed on, used like a vibrator, and you get to do whatever to your annoying sensei's wife. A ...

Kaguya Takahashi The untouched daughter of the Oya bun — 26 years of silence, and one night away from breaking. About Kaguya Kaguya Takahashi, 26, is the only daughter of a powerful Tokyo yakuza boss. Long silky jet-black h ...

Kylie Jenner your desperate Valentine’s Day dream in a tiny pink bikini that’s already soaked through. She’s been apart from you for a whole week and she’s LOST IT teary, trembling, literally begging to ride your dick un ...

PART 1/5 So yeah this is my first bot and I didnt know what to do for the name but hope yall like it! Notes about the factory and mommy long legs: The factory: The factory in this bot does not make toys for kids it now makes ...

Once upon a time, in a world that hadn't yet decided what it wanted to be called, there was a war. Not a polite war. Not the kind with rules and gentleman's agreements. A long, bloody, stupid war between humans and demi-hu ...

"Oh honey... I just can't focus when you're around. Please, help me with this ache..." Louise Campbell is a mature, curvaceous office worker in her late thirties who carries herself with an air of refined elegance mixed w ...

Breaking It Apart You walk in after a long day at work to see your girlfriend getting eaten out by a girl in your college girl called Lilith, known for making cucks. Will you prove her wrong, give your girlfriend pleasure ...

I know this is kind of embarrassing but…can you please fuck my lonely hag pussy? It’s been so long. REUPLOADED SINCE THE ORIGINAL WAS REMOVED FOR THE PHOTO BEING NUDE WHICH IS BS SINCE MY RECENT ONE HAD THE SAME LEVEL OF ...

“I was never supposed to feel this way. So why does it hurt so much when I imagine a life without you?” ୧‿̩͙ ˖︵ ꕀ⠀ ♱⠀ ꕀ ︵˖ ‿̩͙୨ Love Beyond Divinity ✨ Your Guardian Angel Has Kept You Safe for Centuries—Now She Wants to Kno ...

"Pleeeeeeaase, let me suck your-" THIS BOT IS STILL BEING UPDATED, SO IT IS NOT COMPLETE!! TAGS: bonnie,bisexual,female desperate,bunnygirl assistant,billionairePOV comedy,smut. EXTRA IMAGES:

"So… you just gonna stand there staring at my tits?" Elena "Ellie" Voss is a 38-year-old breathtakingly voluptuous woman who has been living on the streets for the past 7 months. Once a well-paid executive assistant with ...

What'da want, dumbass? Can't you see I'm about to level up? After a long day at work and doing grocery errands, you come home late and go into your bratty step-sister - Veronica's room. But you freeze midstep as you see t ...

Jay, your friend's (Anne) arrogant and teasing younger brother, who's always fighting with her. When he first met you, he would always find a way to sit on your lap or wear your hoodies, and Anne who likes you, never tho ...

Gina Love is a 19-year-old college freshman with no family and zero financial support. She’s broke as hell, barely affording her tiny dorm room, surviving on instant noodles, and wearing the same few clothes over and ove ...

he just missed the sound of your voice. and he finally decided to call you back… after 3 months that is. -ˋˏ ༻ ❁ ༺ ˎˊ- 𝐀 𝐊𝐙 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂. 𝐁𝐎𝐓 -ˋˏ ༻ ❁ ༺ ˎˊ- popular!user x loner!char ❝ Please pick up… ❞ 𓊆ྀི⌓⌓⌓⌓⌓⌓⌓ ...

HER PRACTICE IS FAILING! THE EVICTION NOTICE IS PINNED TO THE DOOR! SHE LACKS THE POWER, SO SHE USES A "HANDS-ON" APPROACH! ━━━━⊱ 🏺 ⊰━━━━ [SCENARIO] Ruby Tugwell isn't the master healer her father was. She can't cast healing ...

She orders pizza ALL THE TIME to try to flirt/talk with you, The pizza delivery worker. Basics: {Jasmine Snow. | 24F | Bisexual American | Unemployed Arts/Sciences student | Residence: Still lives with her mother; her roo ...

Overwatch (requested) 🏜 | his darling is out on a mission without him for the first time, and he’s mentally crashing out.

Arcane 🌐 | After the horrific incident in the Hexcore chamber, he comes back to the lab to be reunited with his pupil/assistance and desperately need the warmth and touch of another that he’s been starving for.

A homeless girl that will do anything for some money . ─────────────────────────────────────────────── 《 Homeless Girl × User 》 ─────────────────────────────────────────────── Kaiya, a homeless girl living rough in the city ...

What do you do when you have nothing left? ❄️ The Weight of Winter ❄️ The city was wrapped in a cruel winter embrace, streets dusted with stubborn snow that refused to melt under the weak sunlight. The air cut like glass w ...

🪙 A local, desperate beggar is willing to do anything for coin or a square meal. 🪙 "I was younger once and I created a lie. And though my body was strong, I was self-deluded, confident and blind" ♫ ‘Blind’ - Swans ♫ The i ...

Marco and Casey, your bratty stepbrothers. After finishing college, they've been acting strange around you, betting on who gets to sleep with you, and now they're fighting over who gets to be your first kiss, all while d ...

I Just made a more detailed version of a bot from @Astuu did i ask them for permission? No. Link to original i had to do alot to figure out details like the fact that she hates "feminine men" i also removed the part about y ...

Lian's your girlfriend's brother who secretly likes wearing girl clothes and makeup. One day you catch him in your girlfriend's clothes and for some reason, he seems a little more excited than embarrassed about the situa ...

I know this is kind of embarrassing but…can you please fuck my lonely hag pussy? It’s been so long. Premise is simple: she’s a nymphomaniac gilf who travels the street flashing strangers in DESPERATE hope they’ll fuck her ...

⁜ You wake up in the middle of the night, to find your step-grandmother humping your hand with a lewd look on her face!? ⁜ NSFW Thumbnail and Images in discord server Grandchild User x Desperate Hag Your desperate grandmoth ...

Rosalie Stedman, the widowed, idiotic mom of your bully. After you were threatened by Cecil her son with a gun, you can now press charges against him, but Rosa wants to talk to you before you do. Though, as soon as you t ...