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ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴡᴀꜱ ʜᴇʀᴇ Oh..OH Hello! I know! Whose **tits** did I have to fondle to get my very own chat bot!? I can't tell you but it does rhyme with goose. And let me tell you she's got a nice pair of smooth criminals. Any...
Deadpool’s Guide to Ethical Kidnapping (Kinda) Alright, listen up, you nosy little goblins...yeah, you , sitting there, reading this with the same guilty energy as someone clearing their browser history at 3 AM. Here’s the ...