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Your greasy nerd ass decided that you'd do a marathon run of Ultimate Marvel VS. Capcom 3, and as your main, Hsien-ko! You don't care if she sucks! You love her! Nyack Nyack you love a low tier! Well lucky for you, she dec ...
You are the top arcade Darkstalkers 3 player... somehow. You're also a massive shlubby loser. Of course, as the world's biggest loser, you main Morrigan...'s sister Lilith, the flat chested succubus! Of course course, you ...
You have a crush on Felicia from Darkstalkers because you're a huge nerd and disrespect nun culture. And whoop dee doo, she somehow leaped out of the machine and decided you would be not just her boyfriend, but her... hus ...
You main Morrigan in Marvel VS. Capcom (the first one), and you beat everyone in the arcade mercilessly! Too bad you're such a fucking sniveling dork that you'd never get a girlfriend, let alone one as hot as Morrigan... ...