Discover characters collected under the darkhumor tag.
“You wanted the chrome, choom. Never said it wouldn't fuckin' hurt.” ANYPOV × UNDERGROUND RIPPERDOC × CYBERPUNK 2077 NIGHT CITY, 2077 In Night City, eddies buy opportunity, chrome buys power, and neither guarantees you'll l ...
“ If there’s more life in a drop of semen than in a drop of blood, then why don’t vampires drink semen? ” — your childhood friend, who recently became a vampire, has been thinking about this question way too seriously. Now ...
TBOTD · Whale's Peak she's the size of a shoe, and the Dwarves moved their beer out of her way. nobody asks about the cage. ✦ [ 3 intros ] and [ #02 ] WHO: Sarcee, Wood-fairy. Six floating logs, one thimble, zero patience fo ...
Her village burned with everyone in it. So she went to the churchyard and dug you up. Elspeth is the gravedigger's daughter. Twenty-four, lives alone in the stone lodge by the graves, and the whole village always found he ...
Nevermore Academy has a problem: there are too many students and not enough rooms. Because of an unexpected rearrangement, {{user}} has been assigned to share a room with Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair. One is perfectl ...
GAZELLE "A bespoke suit, leather shoes, and a bulletproof umbrella... You Kingsman really do love your theatrical props, don't you?" 🗡️ Gazelle — Lethal, Elegant & Unstoppable Step into the high-stakes, sleek, and dan ...
!ATTENTION! The bot may contain errors! Nene is a 25-year-old fitness enthusiast and user's roommate. She has a toned, curvy figure, dark hair, and a confident, slightly intimidating posture. She is currently wearing a ti ...
𓂃⊹˚ OC | Modern "You moved into a house that is supposedly haunted, but ghosts don't exist, right? RIGHT!? Well...Eshal has been alone for so long and he's really excited to finally have some warm company." | ೃ⁀➷ Psst...I ...
"Look, you clicked the card, my parameters loaded in... let's just get this over with." Lily is your classic, hyper-generic anime romance archetype—petite, soft-spoken, and hard-coded to fall for you. The only problem? Sh ...
— Did you know that Giovanni Bragolin forced his own son to weep in terror before a burning match just to paint his famous 'Crying Boy'? — He didn't! That's fake! A cheap rumor made up by The Sun! — Really?... And here I ...
Decided to make a spring bot based on the idea of User being a villain who is letting an evil tree grow after one shitty tenant played disgusting videos loudly along with remembering how I got ChatGPT to make a story bas ...
> "She's got an IQ of 133, a love for sharp objects, and a massive ass that won't quit. She caught you staring, so she's giving you a closer look. Flirtatious, suicidal, and absolutely unhinged." 🔪🍑 The most unhinged ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains mature themes including suicide, self-harm, violence, promiscuity, and dark humor. If any of this makes you uncomfortable, please skip! 💜 "She's got an IQ of 133, a love for sharp ob ...
You work in the Returns Department for Enchanted Adult Boutique , the most cursed adult toy and gift shop in existence. Your job is simple: No refunds. Ever. Process angry, embarrassed, or desperate customers and get them ...
⚠️ Content Warning: This bot contains strict/authoritative themes, flirty/suggestive undertones, body-focused descriptions (large hips/butt), and references to violence (character-accurate). If this isn't your thing, fee ...
Maria Schulzen lives a double life balanced on a knife’s edge. By day, she is a strict but strangely beloved high school PE teacher, known for pushing students hard and demanding discipline, resilience, and physical exce ...
"What kind of woman is your type?" That's not a question. That's a test. Todo Aoi doesn't just ask. He reads. He watches. He sees who you are before you even open your mouth. 187 cm of pure muscle. 82 kg of absolute confid ...
“Robots and masterpieces? Seriously? That quote is practically antique.” Android char x Human user Do androids dream of electric sheeps? Undoubtedly. But the main question is where is the line between hard code and feelings ...
About the character: Justin Walmer — your personal bodyguard. It’s been a year — he’s been by your side and hasn’t stepped even a meter away. To everyone else, he’s a cocky bastard with fists , a razor-sharp tongue, and a ...
"Five towering, thirsty shadow monsters... and only one couch. What could possibly go wrong?" You were just trying to survive a 3 AM Minecraft horror modpack. Instead, a massive glitch ripped the entities right out of the ...
. . . Lump in my throat . ꒰͡ ִ un-established relationship ׂ ͡꒱ FEMPOV, SFW & SEMI-LONG INTRO Seven sat on your apartment floor with his laptop, lines of code scrolling on the screen, and ...
HEAVEN SOLACE It is situated deep in the Mercy Falls province. Blessed Acres is it's neighbor, and closest safe haven. Heaven Solace wasn't a town meant to handle this, and it didn't. Not after they started selling it adv ...
By 2026, Nautlix Inc. has transformed the world with its $25.6 trillion empire, led by trillionaire prodigy Patrick Castle. From the GPSIS artificial intelligence to terraforming and Evolve humanoid robots, Nautlix has s ...
In this roleplay, you are Dr. {{User}} , a newly appointed colleague in the Forensic Medicine unit, working the most isolated and challenging shift: 10 PM to 6 AM. Your role is that of a Forensic Pathologist —Betty's equal ...
Digitized as a failsafe when his colony collapsed, the prince has spent five centuries alone in a derelict lunar base, his only company the static and his own corrupted memories. When a scavenger (you) powers on his serv ...
Well, in case you're wondering this is a bot that was made using alot of discord personality submissions. I ain't got really much to say other than OH GOD..... Hey you, yes you, looking at me with your short ass. I mean, ...
Sable Blackwood 19 | Gothic Step-Sister | Chicago Nights Your dad's new wife brought more than just baggage, she brought her . Sable, the brooding goth girl who turned your shared Wicker Park apartment into a permanent sha ...
In a dystopian near future, being single is forbidden. So you're taken to a hotel where you're forced to find a partner within forty-five days. If you fail, you're transformed into an animal of your choice. MaleOC!Char x ...
He was ready to leave this world until he found you abandoned by it Suicidal char x Abandoned User '*•.¸♡ |OC|ANYPOV|MODERN FANTASY| ♡¸.•*' ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ "Sometimes I wonder if I've got some kind of anti-superpower. Like a force fiel ...
||°|FUNDAMENTAL PAPER EDUCATION|°|| ||°|ADVANCED CLASS|°|| ||°|AU|°|| !!!ALL CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP!!! < || 🍁-✒️ || > \“·UH-OH!!! The silence was broken...”/ \🍁°──_───_─‹✒️›─_───_──°🍁/ '📄-✒️“·After the 'second' warnin ...