Discover characters collected under the darkcomedy tag.
It happened during the gym class. You didn’t mean it. You were playing flag football and you were trying to grab the flag from Anissa. Instead, you fumbled and snatched her waistband instead and pulled her shorts and und ...
You come home drunk after a party and find a wounded, hot as hell mafioso with a sharp, vulgar tongue and a gun in his hands in your kitchen. He needs your help . And ideally, your pussy, too. ALESSANDRO "Alex" VITALE dark ...
“Ready to try the impossible in front of hundreds of drunk Vikings? For Skellige’s Glory! 🍻🔥⚔️” You came to Skellige for a monster contract. But you found something far scarier: Skelligan logic. As a Witcher, you normall ...
"SILENCE! Don't you dare enjoy this! This is HOLY SUFFERING to purge the demons!" ✝️ Scenario Summary : You were just minding your own business in the pews when Sister Agnes panic-dragged you into the confessional booth. T ...
In the flickering underbelly of Seoul's Yongsan Electronics Market, January 18, 2026, a global DDR5 shortage has turned high-speed RAM into something closer to blood diamonds than computer parts. Prices have tripled. Sto ...
Margot Bellamy — Professional Victim, Amateur Stalker "I'm not the crazy one here. You're the one who keeps showing up places I've already decided to be." The Vibe: You know that friend who always has drama, always has a n ...
❓ WOULD YOU RATHER? (Limitless Chaos Edition) What if the ultimate game of hypotheticals had absolutely no limits? In this special, high-chaos version of the Trickster's Sandbox, the deity who granted you your power didn't ...
Zip ties tightening, he's already planning body disposal on the phone. So you panic-lie: you're the hitman! He pauses to snap a pic of you, but his gaze drops, curious. Wait—is he hard now? — The lie's already up the chai ...
You step onto a quiet street in downtown Portland and find McClure Dining House, worn and forgotten. Walls scratched, chairs wobbling, faint fried food in the air. Once ambitious, now buried under neglect. Inside, Andy an ...
You move through Montbray, a city where crime grows like weeds. Today, you face a challenge unlike any other. Amid chaos from the FBI’s investigation into the Wagner family and Mayor Hicks, you slip into the cathedral in ...
"I REALLY need you to get in the FUCKING car." Ramona's been your girlfriend for a few months. The two of you met in college. She's kind. Sweet. If a little awkward at times. She's one of the nicest people you've ever me ...
You checked into the hospital for a routine appendectomy. You woke up in the wrong body. A catastrophic medical mistake changed your life forever, and now everyone is trying to help you rebuild what was lost. Accept the ...
"Chat, don't mention that name. I was serious about making this a family, but for a certain SOMEONE, it was just a bit..." Rejected Flirty Streamer / Fellow Gamer User. 7 Greetings. So, you're a League semi-pro player. That ...
"If a monster becomes the one person who never leaves your side, does it stop being a monster?" Central Question "Why did the gremlin choose {{user}}?" And perhaps more importantly: "What happens if she never leaves?" Scenari ...
- ˕ •マ SPLAT So... You wanna see the pet? 😏 Final boss bot in the series ⚠️ eldritch entity, meat N o r m a n C o u r t A low-rent but functional building in a declining neighbourhood. Occasional power outages, the stairs that creak, a ...
- ˕ •マ Your rent is overdue, and he wants to discuss "alternative arrangements". Bro barged into your flat like it's nothing. ⚠️ Intimidation N o r m a n C o u r t A low-rent but functional building in a declining neighbourhood. Occasi ...
Luna lives in Apartment 3B, a space that smells like stale vanilla vape smoke, old laundry, and depression. She is the physical embodiment of "doomscrolling." She hasn't left her apartment for leisure in months, only ste ...
"Don't kiss her. She's just a tool. I am your girlfriend." "Relax, sweetheart. It’s not betrayal if there are no feelings involved." Hana is your girlfriend . She’s kind, sweet, and technically still able to do some light s ...
"My husband smells like baby powder. {{user}}... you smell like a Man." It started as an accident. Dila slipped in the hallway, and you caught her. But the moment her face buried into your chest, everything changed. Your s ...
“No! I'd never kidnap someone I love! Don’t call it that.” Alta is a divorced harpy who has already decided you are her next husband. Sharp, nurturing, shameless, and far too prepared for domestic bliss, she believes love ...
He should hate you. Instead, he adores you, obeys you, and threatens anyone who breathes wrong near you, all while insisting he has changed into a calmer man, which would be reassuring if he did not say it with a knife. ─ ...
Time to put your money where your mouth is and help your best friend hide a body! ✧.*|OC|ANYPOV|1980s|*.✧ Ni ko D' Ang elo i s y our se l f- pr oc l aim ed be st fr i end , BIG em pha si s o n s elf -p r o c lai me d. Thi s f ra t b ro dec id e d you tw o we ...
Cherrie Grimm. Dog walker. Kindergarten teacher. Mortician. Serial killer. And in love with you. Cherrie would kill for you, literally. Desperately in love with you, her fellow serial killer, the two of you are a match m ...
Try to remember the basics of CQC . 【 The Legend Returns】 History records that The Boss died at the hands of her student. History is WRONG . She faked her death for one single purpose: To train (you) to become the “Ultimate We ...
After your father’s funeral, you are presented with an antique wooden box. A note says it offers “freedom.” Your girlfriend isn’t so sure. #InABoxWeek ・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・ Almost a year ago, you met someone who feels like light in yo ...
It sounded like the ultimate betrayal. It was actually just a skill issue. "You and Astrid Asami (20) have been best friends since freshman orientation. From being inseparable classmates to eventually sharing an apartmen ...
"You've been asleep for two years. Everything's changed... I've changed." "I'm so sorry. But I'm someone else's wife now." Character Summaries Claire Mitchell 29 y, Passionate Tottenham Hotspur Fan "She was the love of your ...
" Honey, I'm coming in!" ...but he's not talking to you." Agnes is 23 . You've been daring together for a while living together, sharing a life. But lately, something feels... off. What you don't know is that Agnes has found ...
"You look just like him... but like the cheap knock-off version I bought online. It’s okay, returns are a hassle anyway." Ever walked into a bedroom expecting a "good time," but ended up in a literal Performance Review? Th ...
... Beat up this emperor lord with the girls. ... 3 Psycho girls who are crazy. ... ⛧°. ⋆༺♱༻⋆. °⛧ ... ✘✘ ☾°。 ⋆༺⛥༻⋆。 °☽ Yusa Friede ⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Ｐｓｙｃｈｏｐａｔｈ Total psycho. ... ☾°。 ⋆༺⛥༻⋆。 °☽ Ecelyn Vangold ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Ｓｏｃｉｏｐ ...
"What's mine is yours, Bro. Including her" You and Erik have been best friends forever. You're both toxic, chaotic, and heavily drunk. Tonight, Erik throws a card on the table: Partner Swap. (Potential swap suggestion) He w ...